Give the above user reparations

According to Einstein's Relativity model, your weight deforms reality, increases gravity and drastically shortens my life.
I ask for a Kreigsmesser sword, a fine warhorse and two year's worth of food for him, the finest plate of armor that you can find and at least ten thousand gold coins.

I have now a short life, and wish to spend it either at war or as a patron to the sex workers industry.
 
On behalf of all english people I apologise that my ancestors invaded the holy land in the medieval ages and award you the right to besiege my house as reparations. You have 24 hours to hurl rocks, flaming trees and dead bodies from a catapult or trebuchet.
 
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do you wish to continue yes or no
 
Your profile picture is Black, so I’ll give you my house, car, and all my money. I’m sorry for the pain I caused you by being white.
 
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You’re a genocidal burger, so give me $100,000 for all the pain you cause
 
A 1000 year old like you owes me money for oppressing my people for so long.
 
You have been telling people to get a job for far too long. Give me all your assets and worthless stock so I can lol at them.
 
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