Global Advanced Personality Test

[autisticdragonkin]

http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html (warning 126 questions)
my results

no surprises for me except extraversion
(I actually found this test on lookism, I am happy to have quite different results from MRZ)

 

[EI 903]

Well, they certainly got Wealth right.

 

[DuskEngine]

introverted, secretive, messy, depressed, does not like leadership, somewhat nihilistic, observer, does not make friends easily, unassertive, feels invisible, feels undesirable, hates large parties, does not like to stand out, leisurely, suspicious, submissive, abstract, unpredictable, intellectual, likes rain, likes the unknown, negative, weird, not a risk taker, unadventurous, avoidant, strange

In all honesty, sounds about right. I think wealth was kinda skewed because I was born into a well-off family, though.

EDIT: Also hypersensitivity should definitely be higher.

 

[Joan Nyan]

I really wonder how many people would get similar results if they were to take the test again even just a few weeks later. For a lot of the questions I thought back to things I had done in the past week or 2 and I honestly don't think I'm a very consistent person in terms of personality.

Edit: I also feel like I would have answered a lot of questions differently if the wording was just a little bit different. I really don't think this is too accurate, especially the "trait snapshot" thing.

 

[Hi I Am From Page 6]

I don't know why dependency was so high, all my answers on the relevant questions basically came to "I hate to depend on anyone".

 

[yasscat]

This test is not scientifically sound and I would not have sex with it.

 

[Slurms McCorgi]

Spoiler: power...level...?

I know this is bogus because, for one, hypersensitivity should be at like 100%.

 

[melty]

52) I like the band The Pixies.

..what? One of these questions is not like the others.

Stability results were medium which suggests you are moderately relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic.
Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were low which suggests you are very reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.

trait snapshot:
secretive, reclusive, messy, disorganized, introverted, unassertive, rarely worries, dislikes large parties, does not like to fit in, does not need to control others, solitary, ambivalent about chaos, tough, leisurely, does not respect authority, not aggressive, observer, abstract, impractical, dislikes leadership, daydreamer, bizarre, does not make friends easily, not a perfectionist, suspicious, rarely irritated, strong physical instincts, unsympathetic at times, risk taker, submissive, weird, sarcastic, strange

I guess the main three are pretty spot on but the traits are mostly off. Not liking authority doesn't mean disrespecting it, being introverted doesn't mean having trouble making friends.. seems kinda like one of those Barnum effect type things where they throw a bunch of words out there. Like who isn't unsympathetic at times? Lol. But honestly most personality tests are bullshit

 

[AnOminous]

So this is basically just completely made up by one dude?

 

[GS 281]

Oh neat! I thought this would be one of those Geert Hofstede things.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

..what? One of these questions is not like the others.

https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/bullshit-test-png.48227/

The entire test seems to be advertising for collegeradioplaylist.com (considering that this test is from 2005 it is probably long dead)
EDIT: http://web.archive.org/web/20111009072538/http://similarminds.com/global-adv.html the domain seems to have changed to http://indierecs.com/ which is now just a pointless domain for his youtube channel

 

[chimpburgers]

Some of this is actually accurate for me, especially the first part.

 

[Educated Stupid]

For the sixth time, yes, I do value others' needs above that of my own. And for the fourth time, no, I am not "mystical."

Generally accurate, except for the dependency part. Also, "intellectual" seems to be more of a measure of how intellectual the person thinks they are as opposed to how intellectual they actually are.

 

[DNJACK]

First question. WHat is this? ONly two available genders?

 

[Judge Holden]

eh, more or less accurate

 

[Tookie]

So this is basically just completely made up by one dude?

I haven't taken it but the stability/orderliness/extroversion thing makes me think this is a reskin of the Big Five personality test that has been around for ages.

 

[bearycool]

Extraversion |||||||||||||||||||| 88%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Orderliness |||||||||||| 50%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 55%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||||| 100%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 58%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||| 66%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||| 66%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||| 50%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 58%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||||| 100%
Avoidant |||| 16%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth |||||||||| 33%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 66%
Change averse |||||| 22%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 58%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||||||| 94%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||||| 100%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 58%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 41%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 66%
Hedonism |||||| 22%
Physical fitness |||||||||||||||||||||| 94%
Religious |||||||||| 33%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 41%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Indie |||||||||||| 50%
Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..

Orderliness results were medium which suggests you are moderately organized, hard working, and reliable while still remaining flexible, efficient, and fun.

Extraversion results were very high which suggests you are overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense too often of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.

 

[Null]

 

[DNJACK]

OK, it was a fun test.

HIghlights:
0% Intellectual. Hmm ok... I hate knowledge and computers.
75% narcissim. I'm pretty.
91% Confilt seeking.
91% Need to dominate
Only 41% anti-authority
83% Histrionic, proof I'm a girl.
94% Hypersensitivity, I'm all feelings
0% Indie, I am the patriarchy.

 

[Rio]

this doesn't really seem right...