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Global Advanced Personality Test
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Oh man, these fucking questions.
What does this even mean? Is this an autistic way to ask me if I'm spiritual?
Note that this question does not exist without the "I am an intellectual" bit, so maybe the author thinks that people who focus on practicality are the idiots who unironically say "In this moment I am euphoric".
Okay, so let's do some proper Box of Colour (because the term Bl*ck Box is too offensive) testing on this bitch. What happens if I rate everything "Very Accurate"?
Results are similar with the usual contradiction between the quantified traits and the trait snapshot.
This brings out a second, more subtle problem: it's straightforward. It just takes the test and arithemtically adds or substracts to a total score. Admittedly, this is more of a limit to online personality tests (and why they're shit) than anything else, but still, without an actual human doing some analysis into the test, it's more-or-less useless.
Third is also subtle but...
It directly asks you "I am an intellectual". Instead of substracting you for being a pretentious douchebag, it actually adds to your intellectual percentile result. The Big 5 personality test (aka the one with actual prestige in the psychological community) doesn't ask directly if you're neurotic, for example. Asking directly isn't necessarily a bad thing, as it can root out someone who lies to himself, but that requires an actual human to analyze the results.
In conclusion, this may be a fun little plaything, but it's hindered by essentially being a mishmash of all the other tests on that site in an attempt to find a truly universal and advanced personality test, but the result is about as trying to bang your dick on the keyboard to write the Gettysburg Address.
TL;DR: This is about as accurate as a personality test on Quizilla.
Also, for the curious, here's my results when I filled out the test seriously.
What does this even mean? Is this an autistic way to ask me if I'm spiritual?
Note that this question does not exist without the "I am an intellectual" bit, so maybe the author thinks that people who focus on practicality are the idiots who unironically say "In this moment I am euphoric".
Okay, so let's do some proper Box of Colour (because the term Bl*ck Box is too offensive) testing on this bitch. What happens if I rate everything "Very Accurate"?
Observant Kiwis may notice some... discrepancies in these results. For example, why, if I'm 100% anti-authority, I have the trait "respect authority"? Why does such an incredibly dominant man like myself has the trait "not controlling of others"? Why it says I'm an hypersensitive pussy like me have the trait "tough"? If I'm a narcissist, why I'm honest? Isn't pathological lying a key trait of narcissism? If I hate change, why am I 100% adventurous?
Which brings to my first problem in this test: it tracks those qualities separately from the traits results of the instead of deriving qualities from the percentile traits.
What happens if I do the opposite?
Which brings to my first problem in this test: it tracks those qualities separately from the traits results of the instead of deriving qualities from the percentile traits.
What happens if I do the opposite?
This brings out a second, more subtle problem: it's straightforward. It just takes the test and arithemtically adds or substracts to a total score. Admittedly, this is more of a limit to online personality tests (and why they're shit) than anything else, but still, without an actual human doing some analysis into the test, it's more-or-less useless.
Third is also subtle but...
likes gadgets, analytical, problem solver, knowledgable, philisophical, observant, curious, synthesizer, perceptive, enjoys games of strategy, prescient, questioner, inventive, introspective, relies more on mind than others, more influenced by self than others, brainstormer, nerdy, looks for hidden patterns, seeks meaning, rationalist, bibliophile, likes science fiction, more humanitarian, more likely to be a meglomaniac, more likely to pursue higher academia, computer/technology savvy, off beat sense of humor, more likely to shop online, more solitary, more artistic than average, values education, more experimental, hangs out mostly with other intellectuals, attracted to the counter culture, likes to get lost in thought
It directly asks you "I am an intellectual". Instead of substracting you for being a pretentious douchebag, it actually adds to your intellectual percentile result. The Big 5 personality test (aka the one with actual prestige in the psychological community) doesn't ask directly if you're neurotic, for example. Asking directly isn't necessarily a bad thing, as it can root out someone who lies to himself, but that requires an actual human to analyze the results.
In conclusion, this may be a fun little plaything, but it's hindered by essentially being a mishmash of all the other tests on that site in an attempt to find a truly universal and advanced personality test, but the result is about as trying to bang your dick on the keyboard to write the Gettysburg Address.
TL;DR: This is about as accurate as a personality test on Quizilla.
Also, for the curious, here's my results when I filled out the test seriously.
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Like I said: this test is not scientifically sound and I would not have sex with it. You put that into better words, though.
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I took mine on my phone so sorry bout that dudes.
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Orderliness |||||| 22%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 61%
Intellectual |||||| 25%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Mystical |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Work ethic || 8%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 38%
Change averse |||||| 27%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 58%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 72%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 58%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 58%
Vanity |||||| 25%
Artistic 0%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical fitness |||||| 27%
Religious 0%
Paranoia |||||||||| 33%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Indie |||||||||||| 41%
(the hyperlinks above contain personality descriptions for each trait)
Based on your appreciation of The Pixies, you might be interested in another project I'm involved with which puts together a down-loadable mix of the best indie music every month at collegeradioplaylist.com
Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 66%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Orderliness |||||| 22%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||| 61%
Intellectual |||||| 25%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Mystical |||| 16%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Work ethic || 8%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||| 50%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Wealth |||| 16%
Dependency |||||||||| 38%
Change averse |||||| 27%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 58%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 72%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 58%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 58%
Vanity |||||| 25%
Artistic 0%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical fitness |||||| 27%
Religious 0%
Paranoia |||||||||| 33%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Indie |||||||||||| 41%
(the hyperlinks above contain personality descriptions for each trait)
Based on your appreciation of The Pixies, you might be interested in another project I'm involved with which puts together a down-loadable mix of the best indie music every month at collegeradioplaylist.com
Stability results were high which suggests you are very relaxed, calm, secure, and optimistic..
Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately high which suggests you are, at times, overly talkative, outgoing, sociable and interacting at the expense of developing your own individual interests and internally based identity.
trait snapshot:
messy, disorganized, social, tough, outgoing, rarely worries, self revealing, open, risk taker, likes the unknown, likes large parties, makes friends easily, likes to stand out, likes to make fun of people, reckless, optimistic, positive, strong, does not like to be alone, ambivalent about chaos, abstract, impractical, not good at saving money, fearless, trusting, thrill seeker, not rule conscious, enjoys leadership, strange, loves food, abstract, rarely irritated, anti-authority, attracted to the counter culture
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I took this test two other times because I thought those results weren't accurate. I decided to settle with these results.
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||| 16%
Orderliness || 5%
Accommodation |||||||||| 33%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 58%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 75%
NarJewsism 0%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 8%
Dependency |||| 11%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 55%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 55%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 58%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 58%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 66%
Artistic |||||||||| 33%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 88%
Physical fitness |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 66%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||| 25%
Stability results were very low which suggests you are extremely worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
trait snapshot:
messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer
Fuck,this is really accurate,except for the ''dislikes leadership''.
Extraversion |||||||||| 33%
Stability |||| 16%
Orderliness || 5%
Accommodation |||||||||| 33%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Interdependence |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 58%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||| 75%
NarJewsism 0%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 50%
Wealth || 8%
Dependency |||| 11%
Change averse |||||||||||||| 55%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||| 55%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 58%
Peter pan complex |||| 16%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 58%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 66%
Artistic |||||||||| 33%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 88%
Physical fitness |||| 16%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 66%
Hypersensitivity |||| 16%
Indie |||||| 25%
Stability results were very low which suggests you are extremely worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were very low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
trait snapshot:
messy, depressed, introverted, feels invisible, does not make friends easily, nihilistic, reveals little about self, fragile, dark, bizarre, feels undesirable, dislikes leadership, reclusive, weird, irritable, frequently second guesses self, unassertive, unsympathetic, low self control, observer, worrying, phobic, suspicious, unproductive, avoidant, negative, bad at saving money, emotionally sensitive, does not like to stand out, dislikes large parties, submissive, daydreamer
Fuck,this is really accurate,except for the ''dislikes leadership''.
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This is complete bullshit, a good personality test to fill in would be either the Big Five or Myers-Briggs. It's a giant mess from top to bottom.
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Oh, and another thing: for you to qualify as gaining points in "Sexuality", you have to like being naked. That comes from the cultural association of sexuality WITH nudity, which doesn't necessarily apply to a few groups and individuals.
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lmao the Myers-Briggs is a hot mess too. I don't know why anybody pays attention to that, because it's the least reliable professional personality inventory out there.
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I disagree with that, Myers-Briggs has a fair bit of validity. It's only major problems are that it only takes into account "nature" and not "nurture", unlike the Big Five which measures both, and it can only give you a specific letter from two: e.g. I or E instead if 30% E or 80% E (which again ties into the former criticism since percentages also measure "nurture"). And even then, I find it handy when I want to analyze a person's way of thinking without environmental influences getting in the way. People's personalities can shift drastically if they're exposed to enough good/bad events, so this sort of thing is very problematic to me.
I understand it was based on C S Jung's theories which were made when psychology was very loose and people could theorise whatever they wanted as long as they somehow made it fit with what happened with a person's mind, but honestly, it doesn't matter anymore.
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This thread’s dead but fuck it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Extraversion |||||||||||| 44%
Stability |||||||||||| 44%
Orderliness |||||| 22%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 55%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||| 33%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 58%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 33%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 72%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 41%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 58%
Wealth |||||||||| 33%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 44%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 58%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 61%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||| 33%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 58%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Physical fitness |||||| 27%
Religious 0%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 44%
Indie |||||||||||||| 58%
Stability |||||||||||| 44%
Orderliness |||||| 22%
Accommodation |||||||||||||| 55%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||||||| 33%
Mystical |||||||||||||| 58%
Materialism |||||||||||| 50%
Narcissism |||| 16%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 66%
Work ethic |||||||||||||||||| 75%
Conflict seeking |||||||||| 33%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 72%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 41%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||| 58%
Wealth |||||||||| 33%
Dependency |||||||||||| 50%
Change averse |||||||||||| 44%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 58%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 61%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||| 50%
Histrionic |||||||||| 33%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 58%
Artistic |||||||||||||||||||||| 91%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Physical fitness |||||| 27%
Religious 0%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 50%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 44%
Indie |||||||||||||| 58%
Stability results were moderately low which suggests you are worrying, insecure, emotional, and anxious.
Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
Orderliness results were low which suggests you are overly flexible, improvised, and fun seeking at the expense too often of reliability, work ethic, and long term accomplishment.
Extraversion results were moderately low which suggests you are reclusive, quiet, unassertive, and secretive.
messy, disorganized, not rule conscious, rebellious, rash, weird, ambivalent about chaos, likes bizarre things, anti-authority, not good at saving money, not a perfectionist, leaves many things unfinished, low self control, strange, desires more attention, romantic daydreamer, abstract, impractical, unproductive, leisurely, likes the unknown
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