Glow? Enjoy being radioactive :) - Idiot pretends to be l33t undercover government official

[Radical Cadre]

A&N is the most-serious sub-board on the entire forum, hence why it's moderated by two retards who unironically supported a fat TV reality star, filled to the brim with content by a cat who wants to make sure that this entire generation is aware of Gamergate and niche fetishes, haunted by an accelerationist Canadian, was cyber-bullied by someone LARPing as a bald wrestler who dominated the entire subforum by spamming "manlet" at anyone who so much as looked at him, nearly got destroyed by someone who shitposted so hard that he wound up becoming a moderator on the Onion Farms, and it solves all of it's problems by forcing everyone to read pasta recipes.

We're clearly a sub-forum that should be taken very seriously.

He's not fat take it the fuck back right now. RIGHT NOW.

 

[Witthel]

I don't get people like this. It's not hard to avoid politics here if you don't like the opinions being expressed, just don't look at places like A&N.

Same, I think BP and IF are sperg dens but you don't see me bitching about how they're ruining the site and how much I want them gone.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

OP makes me miss Ashy, and CWMP. Even SigSiev, a little. OP is truly a substandard faggot.

 

[Jump]

I came here for the A&H, but stayed for the GUNT. I am less mati and life since I have tuned out all politics. The RV AT&T bombing was the last political thing I found interesting. Capital was entertaining because of the IP2 streamer and furry tie in.
And the feds are already here. My bet is they mostly lurk the death fat threads now though.

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

Is it sad that I think @BoxerShorts47 is less gay than OP, despite the Filipedo's insatiable lust for cock?

 

[Kartoshki]

A lot of the posts were funny and smart

Have we been using the same KF?

Even SigSiev, a little

At least SIGSIEV was funny and only got banned because the feds have to take threats seriously.

 

[Dysnomia]

I just ignore most of the political stuff. If you want to have a good time on the Farms stick to content you like and ignore the rest. Policing the site too much will just turn it into the rest of the internet. The whole reason most of us are here is because it's one of the few places left that doesn't suck.

 

[Large]

There are lolcows out there who had better ideas for shutting down KF than OP.

 

[L50LasPak]

I lurked Kiwi Farms for a few years before I joined. A lot of the posts were funny and smart -- it reminded me of old SA, in a good way. I finally joined up last year, but it was just in time to watch as these forums degenerated into a shithole full of Trumptard seditionists who take over every thread, shit up every discussion, and who contribute nothing here other than endless posts fellating a sped used-car-salesman conman as their king while describing their wet little panties at the thought of assassinating politicians and smearing shit around the Capitol. There are threads that are just page after page of idiots boogposting while being shielded by jannies who punish and silence anyone who disagrees with their retarded political beliefs -- something which also reminds me very strongly of old SA, but in the worst possible way. There's a big difference between coddling troons and coddling potential terrorists.

1/6 drew a line in the sand between people who want to preserve the rule of democracy in this country and people who want to destroy it. I know which side of the line I'm on. Now that I know which side of the line Kiwi Farms is on, I've spent a few days carefully scraping the site up through this morning, especially the private forums, A&N, and Happenings. Did you know there are lots of forums members expressing lots of support in these places for overthrowing the duly-elected US government, often violently? Some pretty detailed plans and wishes, too! I've sorted through them all and passed the best ones on to the FBI. I plan to continue doing this once this account is banned. I've got a second account and a VPN and I don't much care for domestic terrorists.

There are a lot of good people here who I will miss, but a number of the sped motherfuckers posting here need to be arrested and this site should be shut down. Laughing at lolcows is one thing. Offering aid and comfort to treason is something quite different.

@Null, you made your choices. You brought this on yourself by letting your staff shit on the people you claim to want as users while protecting and encouraging seditionist assholes. I hope you get all the heat you deserve for it.

So why did you bother reporting anything on this site to the FBI when what happened to SIGSEV made it clear they're already monitoring the situation?

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

He's not fat take it the fuck back right now. RIGHT NOW.

Have you seen how dummy thicc he is? He can't even sneak into a McDonalds.

 

[Spedestrian]

Here's a quick word of advice for everyone who's Mad at Politispergs™, which includes anti-politisperg autists like @TinyKitty and @Kirito who think they're on a holy crusade against politisperging or whatever gay shit, plus all the assblasted politispergs who constantly chimp out and start fights because they think everyone is an assblasted politisperg like them:

Or just don't be active in politisperg threads & boards if it makes you angry. It's really not that hard to avoid.

It's not hard to avoid politics here if you don't like the opinions being expressed, just don't look at places like A&N.

It actually is hard to avoid though. That's the main reason why so many people complain about it. Maybe you guys don't frequent the places where it happens, but I routinely see politispergs shitting up fun threads with their angry slapfights.

The problem isn't the majority of A&N users who act like respectful adults and keep their cool when political topics happen to come up elsewhere on the site. The problem is the handful of gorilla niggers who feel entitled to ragepost about politics everywhere and derail threads with their unfunny chimpouts. If the mods weren't so lenient with the minority of insufferable gorilla niggers, no reasonable person would have an issue with politics on the site.

Same, I think BP and IF are sperg dens but you don't see me bitching about how they're ruining the site and how much I want them gone.

I don't see you creating memes about BP and IF spergs who keep derailing a thread with gay slapfights, either:

From now on, whenever this thread devolves into politisperging, I'm gonna post cute pics of birds. View attachment 1720730

The fact that you even felt compelled to make that meme is a perfect example of the issue. You clearly don't have a problem with people discussing politics, but you still got so sick of the gorilla niggers derailing that thread that you tried to find a way to stop them. If the moderators had simply handed out a few "lol calm down" temporary bans, the discussion would've never devolved to that point in the first place.

That's what people are talking about when they say politispergs are ruining the site. They're seeing these gorilla niggers shit up our fun threads and the mods just leaving us to fend for ourselves. We shouldn't have to distract people with cute birds to stop them from fighting inside our bouncy castle. If people can't calm down and act like adults then the mods should be putting them in timeout like the children they are. I don't think that getting rid of A&N is the right solution, but I can understand how people reach that conclusion when they see the mods repeatedly fail to address the issue in a more reasonable way.

 

[Just A Butt]

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of the worst ones aren't even American?

baffling.

 

[Witthel]

Here's a quick word of advice for everyone who's Mad at Politispergs™, which includes anti-politisperg autists like @TinyKitty and @Kirito who think they're on a holy crusade against politisperging or whatever gay shit, plus all the assblasted politispergs who constantly chimp out and start fights because they think everyone is an assblasted politisperg like them:

It actually is hard to avoid though. That's the main reason why so many people complain about it. Maybe you guys don't frequent the places where it happens, but I routinely see politispergs shitting up fun threads with their angry slapfights.

The problem isn't the majority of A&N users who act like respectful adults and keep their cool when political topics happen to come up elsewhere on the site. The problem is the handful of gorilla niggers who feel entitled to ragepost about politics everywhere and derail threads with their unfunny chimpouts. If the mods weren't so lenient with the minority of insufferable gorilla niggers, no reasonable person would have an issue with politics on the site.


I don't see you creating memes about BP and IF spergs who keep derailing a thread with gay slapfights, either:

The fact that you even felt compelled to make that meme is a perfect example of the issue. You clearly don't have a problem with people discussing politics, but you still got so sick of the gorilla niggers derailing that thread that you tried to find a way to stop them. If the moderators had simply handed out a few "lol calm down" temporary bans, the discussion would've never devolved to that point in the first place.

That's what people are talking about when they say politispergs are ruining the site. They're seeing these gorilla niggers shit up our fun threads and the mods just leaving us to fend for ourselves. We shouldn't have to distract people with cute birds to stop them from fighting inside our bouncy castle. If people can't calm down and act like adults then the mods should be putting them in timeout like the children they are. I don't think that getting rid of A&N is the right solution, but I can understand how people reach that conclusion when they see the mods repeatedly fail to address the issue in a more reasonable way.

I can see where you're coming from, and while I'll fully admit that I don't like political slapfights I also don't like how people act like A&N is the only place where its frequenters act like unbridled retards when that clearly isn't the case.

To quote HK.

Most of the Beauty Parlor never leaves the Beauty Parlor. I've seen users in there that date back to fucking 2014 that I have never seen outside of that subforum. Hell, the Beauty Parlor got so bad at one point that they had to put huge disclaimers at the top of the page warning everyone to not act like an absolute window-licker, they have a guidelines thread for how to behave like a normal person in the Amber subforum (Ironically this was written by THOTto, who turned out to be particularly abnormal), and there's a policy of "if you get doxed it's your own stupid fault." in the BP forums.

A&H isn't the only collection of oddly subforum-centric users on the Farms, they're just the ones that people complain about the loudest.

Emphasis mine.

As for politispergs shitting up other threads, the only thread where I've seen this is the spiderman thread (Ironically the majority of it is done by users who hate A&N or have centered their gimmick around 'triggering the A&Ntards"). Outside of that the majority of A&N frequenters stay in said board, Happenings and the inherently political lolcow/community watch threads.

But nowadays I only lurk and occasionally post in a few lolcow and community watch threads, so what the hell do I know?

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

I can see where you're coming from, and while I'll fully admit that I don't like political slapfights I also don't like how people act like A&N is the only place where its frequenters act like unbridled retards when that clearly isn't the case.

To quote HK.


Emphasis mine.

As for politispergs shitting up other threads, the only thread where I've seen this is the spiderman thread (Ironically the majority of it is done by users who hate A&N or have centered their gimmick around 'triggering the A&Ntards"). Outside of that the majority of A&N frequenters stay in said board, Happenings and the inherently political lolcow/community watch threads.

But nowadays I only lurk and occasionally post in a few lolcow and community watch threads, so what the hell do I know?

There's a couple specific members that can't restrain themselves when they get the chance to scream about Druuuuuumpf, and that get hilariously mad when you point out that Trump is a symptom of a sociopolitical circumstances in the USA, instead of just nodding your head and agreeing with them. There's also a few absolutely rabid Trumpftards that ree anytime you don't bow in the direction of their Shrine to the God-Emperor.

 

[Fishious Rend]

There's a couple specific members that can't restrain themselves when they get the chance to scream about Druuuuuumpf, and that get hilariously mad when you point out that Trump is a symptom of a sociopolitical circumstances in the USA, instead of just nodding your head and agreeing with them. There's also a few absolutely rabid Trumpftards that ree anytime you don't bow in the direction of their Shrine to the God-Emperor.

it gets worse when people join i and starting talking about how bad he is to, really anytime trump gets mentions its a shitshow.

 

[Large]

There's a couple specific members that can't restrain themselves when they get the chance to scream about Druuuuuumpf, and that get hilariously mad when you point out that Trump is a symptom of a sociopolitical circumstances in the USA, instead of just nodding your head and agreeing with them. There's also a few absolutely rabid Trumpftards that ree anytime you don't bow in the direction of their Shrine to the God-Emperor.

Ah yes the classic great man theory vs we live in a society.

 

[Ira the Weatherman]

Has anyone else noticed that a lot of the worst ones aren't even American?

baffling.

It's nearly always bongs and leafs. They're consistently the most embarassingly spergtastic posters on any platform for some reason, and get really fucking involved with US politics one way or the other. They're tsundere as fuck for goblino-senpai.

 

[Furret]

As for politispergs shitting up other threads, the only thread where I've seen this is the spiderman thread (Ironically the majority of it is done by users who hate A&N or have centered their gimmick around 'triggering the A&Ntards"). Outside of that the majority of A&N frequenters stay in said board, Happenings and the inherently political lolcow/community watch threads.

But nowadays I only lurk and occasionally post in a few lolcow and community watch threads, so what the hell do I know?

Yeah, this is obviously just my personal experience, but I don't really see many political slapfights outside of the places where I would expect to find politics anyway. There's the occasional argument, but nothing thread-ruining.

 

[CrippleThreat]

There's a couple specific members that can't restrain themselves when they get the chance to scream about Druuuuuumpf, and that get hilariously mad when you point out that Trump is a symptom of a sociopolitical circumstances in the USA, instead of just nodding your head and agreeing with them. There's also a few absolutely rabid Trumpftards that ree anytime you don't bow in the direction of their Shrine to the God-Emperor.

The Trump Effect™. That shit is cancer for any message-based text platforms.

 

[TFT-A9]

Joins July 28 2020 and paypigs, reeeees at Nool, gets threadbanned, oh yeah that sure smells Goony as fuck to me