Glow? Enjoy being radioactive :) - Idiot pretends to be l33t undercover government official

Chive Turkey said:
It's nearly always bongs and leafs. They're consistently the most embarassingly spergtastic posters on any platform for some reason, and get really fucking involved with US politics one way or the other. They're tsundere as fuck for goblino-senpai.
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They like pretending they're part of the politics of a real country.
 
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Chive Turkey said:
It's nearly always bongs and leafs. They're consistently the most embarassingly spergtastic posters on any platform for some reason, and get really fucking involved with US politics one way or the other. They're tsundere as fuck for goblino-senpai.
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As a leaf, i can say that US politic impact canadian one a lot since the leftist faggotry always winds up being echoed over here. Conservative viewpoints gets echoed as well but canada is already cucked beyond belief and most cons are happy to be tepid and weak.

I mean joe was in office less than a day before fucking us in the ass with the pipeline so people cant say we have no reason to be involved in US politics as well.
 
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TinyKitty said:
I work for DHS. With the information I provided from my three accounts here, the last six months has been more productive than my unit anticipated. It's led to some very interesting bigger things.

Small fry talk.

Keep posting.
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The site has been down during that time, what could you have possibly gathered thats so distressing?
 
TinyKitty said:
I work for DHS. With the information I provided from my three accounts here, the last six months has been more productive than my unit anticipated. It's led to some very interesting bigger things.

Small fry talk.

Keep posting.
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What you're doing is acting jokey now in order to play your meltdown off as a troll and that you were only pretending to be retarded, in hopes we'll laugh with you. It's about 9 months too late and nobody is convinced.
 
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Terrorist said:
What you're doing is acting jokey now in order to play your meltdown off as a troll and that you were only pretending to be retarded, in hopes we'll laugh with you. It's about 9 months too late and nobody is convinced.
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I'm not joking at all. I work for DHS and I've been a committed mole for them for close to a year. Keep talking.

Edit: We got a few meaningful tips from this shithole, but not much. Mostly we just monitor everything you idiots post in case there's a hit for something more important. But you're on our radar, yes you are. :)
 
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TinyKitty said:
I'm not joking at all. I work for DHS and I've been a committed mole for them for close to a year. Keep talking.
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At least commit to the bit. Why would a DHS mole admit being such? Or are you going for a bumbling, comedic characterization? I like a good gimmick-poster but you're terrible at rolling with the punches.
 
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@TinyKitty Not gonna lie, I had kind of figured you'd cut your dick off and sudokued since you were here last. Guess it's a good thing I kept my folder open for you.

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Terrorist said:
At least commit to the bit. Why would a DHS mole admit being such? Or are you going for a bumbling, comedic vibe? I like a good gimmick-poster but you're terrible at rolling with the punches.
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I outed myself a year ago, shitwipe. I don't care about burning this account because the most important accounts are the ones you don't know anything about, and they're burrowed in deep. Those are the ones subscribed to the private forums and the group messages. They're the ones you trust and that you think are one of you.
 
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This op is gayer than a cloned army of Ryan Seacrests (seacresti?) and Andy Dicks wrestling in a Olympic sized kiddie pool full of ky jelly while Seth MacFarlane commentates the proceedings with his best Paul Lynde impression and then a halftime show of holographic Liberaces play piano in the nude while holographic Rock Hudsons suck them off and then the Seacresti reenact the 1980s Crystal light works aerobics championship in pink unitards as a showstopper
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Crystal Light National Aerobic Championship Workout - R.I.P. VHS ( aerobics workout fitness )

Year: 1986Time: 80 Min.
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TinyKitty said:
I'm not joking at all. I work for DHS and I've been a committed mole for them for close to a year. Keep talking.

Edit: We got a few meaningful tips from this shithole, but not much. Mostly we just monitor everything you idiots post in case there's a hit for something more important. But you're on our radar, yes you are. :)
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oh my god this is so fucking gay nobody cares

arrest us for wrongthink or shut up
 
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TinyKitty said:
I'm not joking at all. I work for DHS and I've been a committed mole for them for close to a year. Keep talking.
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I hope you understand that I'm required to report your behavior to my supervisor. The DHS takes the conduct of its employees very seriously.

I would like to apologize to the rest of this website on behalf of the Department. Its always regrettable when an employee suffers a mental health issue and runs amok, but unfortunately this situation is common due to the stresses demanded by DHS work.
 
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