Gnomes - Ya playing gnomes?

this is now a duende thread
Duendes.webp
 
I have an incredible urge to kick a gnome at full force. imagine just punting a tiny gnome like a football and watching them go flying into the horizon, it's probably pure ecstasy.
That's not a way you can play gnomes you debutant
 
TOTAL GNOME DEATH
Kill gnomes. Behead gnomes. Roundhouse kick a gnome into the concrete. Slam dunk a gnome baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gnomes. Defecate in a gnome's food. Launch gnomes into the sun. Stir fry gnomes in a wok. Toss gnomes into active volcanoes. Urinate on a gnome's half-orc. Judo throw gnomes into a spike pit. Twist gnomes' heads off. Report gnomes to the Tarantian Times whistleblowers. Karate chop gnomes in half. Curb stomp pregnant gnomes. Trap gnomes in quicksand. Tie gnomes on train tracks and watch them get crushed. Liquefy gnomes in a vat of acid. Eat gnomes. Dissect gnomes. Exterminate gnomes in the gas chamber. Stomp gnome skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate gnomes in the oven. Lobotomize gnomes. Mandatory abortions for gnomes. Kill gnomes and torment them by bringing their souls back from the afterlife. Drown gnomes in Tarant's sewers. Vaporize gnomes with a lightning spell. Kick old gnomes down the stairs. Feed gnomes to the rats. Slice gnomes with a broadsword
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Here is your daily reminder that you ALWAYS kill the gnomes when you play Arcanum
 
I still remember back in the day playing soccer with my Mexican friends and suddenly a little duende passing by and scaring us, haha look at him go. Good times.

But seriously why would you be so traumatized at the sight of a duende, my first instinct would be to kick it until it dies, not start crying and pissing my pants over such a small fella like those kids in the video.
 
TOTAL GNOME DEATH
Kill gnomes. Behead gnomes. Roundhouse kick a gnome into the concrete. Slam dunk a gnome baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy gnomes. Defecate in a gnome's food. Launch gnomes into the sun. Stir fry gnomes in a wok. Toss gnomes into active volcanoes. Urinate on a gnome's half-orc. Judo throw gnomes into a spike pit. Twist gnomes' heads off. Report gnomes to the Tarantian Times whistleblowers. Karate chop gnomes in half. Curb stomp pregnant gnomes. Trap gnomes in quicksand. Tie gnomes on train tracks and watch them get crushed. Liquefy gnomes in a vat of acid. Eat gnomes. Dissect gnomes. Exterminate gnomes in the gas chamber. Stomp gnome skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate gnomes in the oven. Lobotomize gnomes. Mandatory abortions for gnomes. Kill gnomes and torment them by bringing their souls back from the afterlife. Drown gnomes in Tarant's sewers. Vaporize gnomes with a lightning spell. Kick old gnomes down the stairs. Feed gnomes to the rats. Slice gnomes with a broadsword
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Here is your daily reminder that you ALWAYS kill the gnomes when you play Arcanum
you can play as weed or gardeners but u gotta unlock them first.
 
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