Infected goanimate spergs

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Woahwoahwoah back the fuck up people PAY for that shit?
I thought this was free like those stupid antibullying comics or something.

Oh yeah, and the worst part? These people have to pay $18 per 3 months minimum to use GoAnimate, and there are even $39/month, $79/month and $250/month plans which people actually buy. They pay to make the same videos all over again. Actual, real money.
This is the kind of money these spergs are blowing to make their "<person> is bad and gets grounded" videos.
 
Oh god these videos are way too autistic. Not only that they're extremely boring and lame. How autistic do you have to be to actually make and enjoy these and not in the So Bad It's Good™ way?
 
wait, are they legit dissing on Harry for actually working on his cartoons?
these pretentious pricks would fit perfectly working in 80's cartoons
I dunno, at least 80s cartoons tried to put some effort into their animation... except maybe Hanna-Barbera, they'd fit in perfectly with them. Especially early 1980s H-B.
 
The fuck is this bullshit?
Free trial for this? nigga, I ain't paying money for this shit
"High End results without the headaches"?
Bull fucking shit, it's stiff, dull and claiming actual animation gives headaches is just fucking bullshit.
fuck these people, I can't believe they made us use this in school.View attachment 16559

You could download a pirated version of Flash and make Family Guy-esque puppets and move them around with the bone tool and squashing the mouth. You'd probably get better looking results for cheaper.

But then again, I don't watch these because I expect anything like "talent" or "competency" or "a grasp on basic storytelling with a compelling narrative."

I watch them because I fucking love garbage.
 
Another trend: Imaginary lovers (AKA GoAnimate Girlfriends &/or Boyfriends)
Notice how most of these imaginary lovers bear a striking resemblance to their opposite sex counterpart.
And all this time I've been kissing people on the lips instead of hovering my face near them, making a pissed-off expression and flapping my tongue rapidly. What a fool I've been.
 

I wish I could rate that horrifying those videos were just creepy as fuck.

The art style of the videos remind me of those Bitstrip comics that used to be a fad on Facebook.

I'm not suprised there was drama and autism surrounding the community. It seems like something that would attract those kind of people.
 
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