God, I DESPISE Filipinos - Smelly dick-chopping fishbone sucking cowshit guzzlers

A lot better than the streetshitters and their busted-ass illegible emails...Flips can actually speak English properly.

Filipinos are also the most reliable and competent foreign workers in my field I've ever dealt with. Chinese Malaysians are the most fun though, they will get shitfaced with you and also gamble on pretty much fucking anything and never want to stop.

Back in college that slimy bastard Bing and I were stuck on the opening shift and used to bet smokes on when the garbage truck would show up. Good guy but shady as hell.
 
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Gog & Magog said:
Imagine going from 2 inches to 1.92 inches. Horrific. You probably wouldn't be missing much anyhow given how little dick you got to begin with, Mr. SEAmonkey.
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look into the mirror, what do you see

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Mister Baranavichy said:
>Designated circumcision area.
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>Not even done for religious reasons.
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Having done a modicum of research on these Aquarangutans, I can say there's a small religious part to it. Moslems arrives there before christians, and despite it not being a muzzy country, they still do muzzy shit. women are lucky they don't get their clits removed.
 
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Kumusta, my name is Ginoong Ken.

I'm a 27-year-old American pasaway (gangster for you dayuhan). I cook adobong pagpag and sisig in my kawali, and spend my days perfecting my craft and playing superior Pilipino games (Sabong, binge drinking, theft)

I train my gamecock every day, this superior fowl can cut clean through an innocent bystander because I strapped knives to its feet and it is vastly superior to any other bird on earth. I earned my sentensyador license two years ago and I have been getting better every day.

I speak the language fluently, both Filipino and the Tagalog dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Filipino history and their arnisador code, which I follow 100%

I own several barongs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the Philippines, so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak Filipino as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in the Philippines!
 
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Hellwalker said:
I refuse to believe there is a race worse than Indians and no amount of evidence you show me would change my mind otherwise.
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Filipinos are pretty bad, but to be worse then Indians would be an achievement. At worst they are about equal but I would say Filipinos are better anyways for the sole reason that they don't have the Jeet accent.
Also, did Filipinos ever call a town in their country Poo? Like the Indians did.
 
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YoRHa No. 2 Type B said:
Filipinos are pretty bad, but to be worse then Indians would be an achievement. At worst they are about equal but I would say Filipinos are better anyways for the sole reason that they don't have the Jeet accent.
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their accent is unironically worse
it's like

bokbok jug wog nang geng lak lok dung wow ping pong dang sow wow ling puck puck pow
 
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Hellwalker said:
Ok but it seems like they're keeping their sub-humaness to their country, rather than becoming parasites on the western world like Indians. Not a surprise that shithole countries contain shithole behavior.

If they're not then...hmmmm...
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I will give them that
Ideally though, we take advantage of them staying in their glorified aqua-bins and drop a huge rock into the middle of the archipelago so a tsunami washes them away
 
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Nigsmasher Foreskinman said:
their accent is unironically worse
it's like

bokbok jug wog nang geng lak lok dung wow ping pong dang sow wow ling puck puck pow
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Still better then "SAAAR PLEASE DO NOT REDEEM THE GOOGLE PLAY GIFT CARD".
Although both Jeets and Filipinos are debatably human, and both should be wiped out.
 
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