Orbiter Godwinson / Adam Edge (plus the "writer's room" Discord) - Balding Bri'ish Baronet, former boyfriend of PPP turned scorned jilted lover, leader of Kino Dogme 2007, Tardski’s Worst Nightmare, Commander of the NEET Samurais. 🕯️For Adam Jr🕯️

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Which duo is the King and Queen of the Sektur?

  • Ethan and Cleo.

    Votes: 144 29.3%
  • Adam (Godwinson) and Elaine.

    Votes: 67 13.6%
  • Ashtonne and Tardski.

    Votes: 280 57.0%

  • Total voters
    491
Godwinson is like James Rolfe - he had his heyday back then but nowadays he’s more neutered. He’s not a bad content creator, his content is alright, but compared to the several dozen two rate streamers and especially the faggy Ralph “a-lawgs” like PhatPhuckingPhaggot, Troondy Tardski, Big Papa Faggot, Kinogay, RatPillGay or Gayden McJudas, his content is funny, only when he makes it in random intervals.
I see it differently. I think Godwinson first of all yeah props is a pretty good content creator as i said before. I don't really care to agree or disagree with his views because when i watch Godwinson i just watch it to have a laugh. The older videos had soul, they had a unique way of drawing you in and just staying there to the end wondering wtf is gonna happen next. While he hasn't lost that fully yet he is displaying some very bad symptoms of the Perspicacity and the KOP and the Squire variety, so does Asalieri. Let me elaborate further. These videos and these appearances and ESPECIALLY THE LAST 2 STREAMS, they feel kinda forced to me.

See what gave soul to the old videos was that Godwinson, JUST LIKE PPP, used to talk about things he is genuinely interested about. Sure there were spite factors, feuds, hatred, personal involvement, but there was also an interest, an excitement, an enthusiasm, that grim glee which they delivered killing blow after killing blow with. Nowadays each for their own reasons they feel like they have to do it, Godwinson right now is working fully on spite, he is not enthusiastic, he is not excited, he doesn't have his signature smile on. Why ? Just like PPP obligation set in, to PPP it came as an obligation to shovel tons of big macs and potato chips down his oversized gullet, to Godwinson came in the form of desperately trying to put down what he himself was part of and maybe even in the future try to also show us how it's "done right" with a grift of his own which i hope doesn't happen. And the similarity ? These 3 faggots were in the "writer's room". Well here is to hoping this nightmare finishes because that sucks. I've said this before many times but the thing with this sektur is that it doesn't work on schedules, it works on A GODWINSON LIVE NEWS ALERT! That's how it fucking works, and that doesn't mean that the news must be topical or fresh or new or 5 minutes since they happened, LIVE means that they have a soul dammit. NONE OF HIS OLDER VIDEOS WERE PART OF A GRAND PLAN OR AN OP IT WAS HIM GENUINELY HAVING FUN. FUN AND BOREDOM ARE BOTH TRANSMISSIVE TO THE AUDIENCE.
 
GWS is one of the original Ralph alogs, and it seems that a lot of clout chasing faggots/grifters have ruined his hobby of mocking Ralph.

The reason the sektur is so shit at present is because people tried to make alogging a career. All of these cunts need to be buried.

We get brief moments of respite like last night, but when you get 7 hours of "Nick Fuentes looking a bit gay" being examined like the fucking Zapruder film interspersed with dents paying for validation, thats when you know it all needs to burn to the ground.

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Its in his lizard DNA to use whatever tools are available to get the job done.

Take PPP as an example. He was originally intended to be another Jahans. Just another fat autist to be groomed into acting retarded online. Ralph was PPP's senpai originally, but Ashton was too autistic to get the attention he craved; hence his own variations of the pill stream which gave us the starfish and the thumbtacks.

Godwinson, realising the value in PPP as a cudgel against Ralph, created the behemoth we see today. Though rather than put the beast down once it had served it's purpose, he allowed it to run rampant.

Then we have Asa. Godwinson goes to the YT phantom zone and thaws out Asa, like some mammoth trapped in the Siberian permafrost. Why Asa? Because PPP was a big fan of him. Having one of his heroes take the piss out of him should have cooled Ashton's jets a little, but no. If anything it emboldened him. The power of the grift can't be defeated by musical numbers and material lifted from KF alone.

Ralph is just another tool (literally and figuratively). Will it work? Time will tell on that one. At least we'll have content though.
It doesn't seem to be working at all, kc seemed to have like an actual spark of life last night and now they have casus belli to do basically whatever they want to ralph and godwinson in the minds of paypigs, and me too since they were pretty faggoty
 
It doesn't seem to be working at all, kc seemed to have like an actual spark of life last night and now they have casus belli to do basically whatever they want to ralph and godwinson in the minds of paypigs, and me too since they were pretty faggoty

We got 30 minutes of piss and fire from PPP and that was it. You can ignore Warski's input because he gets his opinions from whoever he spoke to in the last couple of minutes (literal nigger brain).

The first 30 minutes or so was genuinely enjoyable. It was like PPP when he gave a fuck, but it didn't take long for him to run out of steam and get back into the routine of rocking back and forth like a 90s FMV NPC (only fatter). I honeastly don't think he has it in him anymore. That and his content is dictated by his paypigs now.

For all of Surfer's schitzo takes, he was spot on with PPP's performance of late; "Make money for the content, not content for the money"
 
The real reason the sekturr is in the shitter is because everything is just too meta now and everything has to be a gayop now.

So you have every yahoo now lazily trying to grind all potential lulz into powder for clout instead of just cracking actual jokes. I mean, I don't particularly care for the Rasta guy, but last night he was the only one who cracked a legit joke with my furry shit and actually made me crack a smile. I think in general the sekturr forgot what funny is. Not just here, mind you. Youtube, Twitter, everywhere!

Now it's just toss a few gotchas and laugh at the reaction. It's all so lazy.
 
We got 30 minutes of piss and fire from PPP and that was it. You can ignore Warski's input because he gets his opinions from whoever he spoke to in the last couple of minutes (literal nigger brain).

The first 30 minutes or so was genuinely enjoyable. It was like PPP when he gave a fuck, but it didn't take long for him to run out of steam and get back into the routine of rocking back and forth like a 90s FMV NPC (only fatter). I honeastly don't think he has it in him anymore. That and his content is dictated by his paypigs now.

For all of Surfer's schitzo takes, he was spot on with PPP's performance of late; "Make money for the content, not content for the money"
30 minutes is still more lol, seems to be all the paypigs need, also dunno I might be generous and estimate more like an hour of energy.

I'm not even saying it's good, it's just that if you're trying to starve out ppp by driving away paypigs and clout it just objectively seems that they're taking a pants on head retarded approach to that. I actually think kc has played it kinda smart at least lately not at the beginning by waiting for moments like this to seethe at godwinson since being pro gunt and pro false flagging is faggoty.
 
We got 30 minutes of piss and fire from PPP and that was it. You can ignore Warski's input because he gets his opinions from whoever he spoke to in the last couple of minutes (literal nigger brain).

The first 30 minutes or so was genuinely enjoyable. It was like PPP when he gave a fuck, but it didn't take long for him to run out of steam and get back into the routine of rocking back and forth like a 90s FMV NPC (only fatter). I honeastly don't think he has it in him anymore. That and his content is dictated by his paypigs now.

For all of Surfer's schitzo takes, he was spot on with PPP's performance of late; "Make money for the content, not content for the money"
Notice how the funniest part of Ashton's stream is those first 40 minutes of fire and brimstone cross clutching and Jesus hugging. That alone should have given us material to work with for days. But it looks like no one's gonna harvest those lulz.

30 minutes is still more lol, seems to be all the paypigs need, also dunno I might be generous and estimate more like an hour of energy.

I'm not even saying it's good, it's just that if you're trying to starve out ppp by driving away paypigs and clout it just objectively seems that they're taking a pants on head retarded approach to that. I actually think kc has played it kinda smart at least lately not at the beginning by waiting for moments like this to seethe at godwinson since being pro gunt and pro false flagging is faggoty.

Ashton is pro false flagging.... until it happens to him, though.
 
Idk man not only would i not let the furry jerk me off i would execute him on the spot with a shotgun on his head. MORE IMPORTANTLY THOUGH WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU GO THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE. LITERALLY ASKING FOR IT, AND YOU KNOW THE FUCKING UH OH I WAS A DUMB BOOMER ROUTINE COULD HAVE PLAYED OUT BEFORE BUT COME ON MAN. YOU KNEW WHAT YOU WERE GETTING INTO WITH THESE FURRY FAGGOTS OKAY RACOON MAN ? SO DONT CALL OTHER PEOPLE GAY WHEN YOU IN FACT HAD A FURRY JERK YOU OFF AT A FURRY CONVENTION. And here is the other thing, we here aren't your fans, as i've made clear on all of my posts we don't have a side and when you do something faggy expect the same scorn we are treating Asstroon with. Running defense for a discord faggot sandnigger and his posse of faggot traitors isn't gonna cut it under my watch. You made good content, you made some really fun songs, in fact one of them gave me an inspiration to make a beautiful song myself. So why don't you and Adam just cut the crap, cut the dead weight, go back to the drawing board and stop this nonsense. This retarded shit pains me because you are both good content creators on your own right. Don't ruin your shit for these 3 faggots, IT AINT WORTH IT MAN.

THEY TELL YOU THEY ARE YOUR BEST FRIENDS AND LOYAL CAPOS AND THAT THEY WILL DIE FOR YOU AND THEY FELLATE YOU EVERY DAY AS KINGS I AM FUCKING SURE AS THEY MAKE GAY OPS AND CLIPS OR WHATEVER. BUT THEY ARE SNAKES, YOU ARE GETTING POISONED, YOU MIGHT NOT REALISE IT BUT AS SOMEONE THAT HAS SEEN THIS PLAY OUT BEFORE WITH IRONICALLY THE ONE YOU ARE AYYLAWWGING NOW BECAUSE BOTH YOU AND ADAM ARE NEW TO AYYLAWWGING ASSTROON YOU ARE JOHNNY COME LATELIES 1 YEAR LATE TO THAT TRAIN MOTHERFUCKER, YOU HAVE TO LISTEN. I was here when Perspicacity was showing his broom, WHEN BRYAN DUNN WAS SHOWING HIS BROOM for the Casino, AND SO WAS ONE OF THE A-LOG KINGS HIMSELF CRYSTAL GOLEM. I know how that snake works, i know how his poison works. This is treatment right now so take a long thought about your next actions, both you and Adam.
A bit late but this post is so fucking funny to imagine being read in your voice.
 
Notice how the funniest part of Ashton's stream is those first 40 minutes of fire and brimstone cross clutching and Jesus hugging. That alone should have given us material to work with for days. But it looks like no one's gonna harvest those lulz.



Ashton is pro false flagging.... until it happens to him, though.
And it'd have been really really good to focus on thst instead of doing gay ironic pro ralph stuff. Idk it just seems like people are tying to appeal internally at kf and godwinsons audience and are hoping that'll just trickle downstream to the paypigs but if I look at the comments, their live Chat, etc and I ignore kf I'd never be able to tell you that ashtons trolls even existed. Say what you will about our messing with ralph but we're a permanent fixture of his show. They either mention us or are dealing with something caused by them trying to sperg at us
 
The real reason the sekturr is in the shitter is because everything is just too meta now and everything has to be a gayop now.

So you have every yahoo now lazily trying to grind all potential lulz into powder for clout instead of just cracking actual jokes. I mean, I don't particularly care for the Rasta guy, but last night he was the only one who cracked a legit joke with my furry shit and actually made me crack a smile. I think in general the sekturr forgot what funny is. Not just here, mind you. Youtube, Twitter, everywhere!

Now it's just toss a few gotchas and laugh at the reaction. It's all so lazy.
Well fuck me, the reddit furry comedy club is the other way around fatty. We ain't here to make you laugh or cry, we are here to shitpost. Now as for the grifters fuck em, these losers are pathetic worms crawling around on the ground for our amusement, stomping em is how we have our fun. We try to advise em from time to time since they read their own threads along with all the other content they steal from here but they never listen to reason anyway so who fucking cares really. That's what i am trying to impart you, we don't really have a purpose, a grand gay op, we don't have writers and we are trully free to post and do whatever the FUCK we like, can you say the same about yourself old man ?
 
Well fuck me, the reddit furry comedy club is the other way around fatty. We ain't here to make you laugh or cry, we are here to shitpost. Now as for the grifters fuck em, these losers are pathetic worms crawling around on the ground for our amusement, stomping em is how we have our fun. We try to advise em from time to time since they read their own threads along with all the other content they steal from there but they never listen to reason anyway so who fucking cares really. That's what i am trying to impart you, we don't really have a purpose, a grand gay op, we don't have writers and we are trully free to post and do whatever the FUCK we like, can you say the same about yourself old man ?
What's funny is I've stuck to pretty much just this section of KF. I don't go on my thread and am not interested in what is said there.

I don't think you're enjoying yourselves as much as you claim... otherwise you wouldn't complain so much about the lack of humor as I am also doing. I think we're all aware of how terrible things actually are. And yeah, I can say I do whatever the fuck I like and am free to post whatever I want. I haven't let someone else speak for me yet!
 
I don't think you're enjoying yourselves as much as you claim... otherwise you wouldn't complain so much about the lack of humor as I am also doing. I think we're all aware of how terrible things actually are. And yeah, I can say I do whatever the fuck I like and am free to post whatever I want. I haven't let someone else speak for me yet!
I'm certainly not enjoying myself. Everyone is just so boring, the only morsel of entertainment is Rekieta and his pet nigger's retardation but that's about it. There's still drama of course but it mostly just faggotry.
 
What's funny is I've stuck to pretty much just this section of KF. I don't go on my thread and am not interested in what is said there.

I don't think you're enjoying yourselves as much as you claim... otherwise you wouldn't complain so much about the lack of humor as I am also doing. I think we're all aware of how terrible things actually are. And yeah, I can say I do whatever the fuck I like and am free to post whatever I want. I haven't let someone else speak for me yet!
You really really don't understand though. Noone said that we aren't having fun right now. Personally at least i am having a lot of fun. Trying to tard wrangle you is just some common decency, some call it troll's remorse i don't bother. Just don't say when all this bites you in the ass when it probably will in the future that noone here told you so. Other than that have a good one, and good songs though i gotta say.
 
You really really don't understand though. Noone said that we aren't having fun right now. Personally at least i am having a lot of fun. Trying to tard wrangle you is just some common decency, some call it troll's remorse i don't bother. Just don't say when all this bites you in the ass when it probably will in the future that noone here told you so. Other than that have a good one, and good songs though i gotta say.
Guy above you just said he isn't enjoying himself. Your comments kinda speak for themselves. You're literally begging me to tell Adam to make with the funny like he's a wind up toy I can activate or some shit.

I am not even being arrogant, here. I'd make more songs but I'm just not motivated when I see so much bawwing about how unfunny it all is. In a way, you guys kill your own entertainment.
 
Notice how the funniest part of Ashton's stream is those first 40 minutes of fire and brimstone cross clutching and Jesus hugging. That alone should have given us material to work with for days. But it looks like no one's gonna harvest those lulz.

I'll give you some free material after his last tirade; PPP as Howard Beale shouting "I'M FAT AS HELL! AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!".

And it'd have been really really good to focus on thst instead of doing gay ironic pro ralph stuff.

I'm seriously questioning whether I'm ironically pro Ralph anymore. He seems to be the only one out there brining the content. Everyone else dances to his tune. He's achieved DSP-like internet godhood. Look at the amount of channels dedicated to the guy, hell, look at this very sub-forum. He might be a loathsome piece of shit, but he's keeping us on life support.

I don't think you're enjoying yourselves as much as you claim...

Look at where you are man? The place is built on gallows humour and bitching like fishwives. Its as funny as it is cathartic.
 
I'm seriously questioning whether I'm ironically pro Ralph anymore. He seems to be the only one out there brining the content. Everyone else dances to his tune. He's achieved DSP-like internet godhood. Look at the amount of channels dedicated to the guy, hell, look at this very sub-forum. He might be a loathsome piece of shit, but he's keeping us on life support.
That's not the same as being pro ralph, I don't want af to stop bailing ralph out because he'd die and there'd be no content for example, if they dropped ralph I'd actually join him in hollarin at them. But I'm not watching gay porn with Ralph and being nice to him without ever trolling or fucking with him.
 
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Oh what a difference three months make.

Now that we have that out of the way, @The Fatman Of The Opera I'll be honest and say I know next to nothing about you. From the little I have seen you've certainly had some "colorful" let's call them, adventures in your life. At the least you've made some very extraordinarily controversial decisions that lend themselves to be seen in a very easily criticized light. The general response I'm getting from you about the furry stuff is that your argument is that you got in over your head and it burned you. That you entered a community without a solid understanding and when you decided to cross from the sideline and onto the field, shit when wrong.

Now here you are not only crossing the sideline again and onto Kiwi Farms, but also attempting to do so into Godwinson's little cadre of shit heads. Again, your arguments are that you have a lack of knowledge and understanding or that they people you talk to don't see like bad guys,

If you aren't aware of any major conversations or gayops between Godwinson, KoP, Persip and the rest, its because they haven't invited you into their Discord faggotry fully and are having those conversations without you. I'm sure it's all buddy buddy with what you're allowed to see, even quite boring. You're either proving yourself to be a larger fool that you think yourself by actually believing they are being genuine or are the worlds most boring pet retard mopping it up for them.

Do some research. Go learn about your new friends. Learn from your own fucking mistakes. If its one thing the group of people you've decided to hang around with is well known and documented for, it's gayops, life ruination, actual faggotry and destruction. They are using you dude. It can get a whole lot worse then some guy dressed as a cartoon wolf trying to grab your dick with these people.


Another warning Asa, this is the sock of a try hard faggot that got chased out of kiwi farms with pitchforks for literal GAY OPS himself lol. He's still shit on with parody accounts on the fediverse.

He only chimed in because his mortal enemy, Ethan Ralph, was on with godwinson. He doesn't give a flying fuck about what he's talking about; he just wants an angle to go at ralph or the council.


Everyone in this sektur is a fucking hypocrite and faggot. They hate perspickity because he was one of them and got chased off foxdickfarms too. They hate Bry because he's had a million socks here and lied about a gawker article of some sort that was a big deal. That metocast stream you saw had upwards of 15k live viewers and drove a shitload of people to the farms.

I'm not saying Bryan and persip are good people, they're fags plain and simple, but the hatred here stems from much more than "THEYLL GAYOP YOU BRO WATCH OUT". There is a storied history with those two and the farms and thats the main issue here, let's not pussyfoot around the fucking burning bush.

>life ruination

Your jimwalker is showing, Christorian X
 

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People shit on PPP plenty on here from the simpspiracy saga onward, especially after the chemo casino started. After his head cheerleader persip (ironic) left the forum in shame ppp is basically shit on nearly as much as ralph now, if not more at times (he deserves it though, chemo casino is more boring than watching paint dry)
What in the heavens are you talking about? PPP's thread post simpspiracy up until very recently as in late last year was a dick sucking fest that tried to run any criticism out of the thread. It was seriously homosexual.
But if you're saying everyone guntguarded PPP when the casino turned stale you're either purposely lying or misremembering.
Bro I was there are you mental? I was one of a very few people arguing against the circle jerk that the KC/Ashton thread was. There was massive gunt guarding well after it got stale.
 
Another warning Asa, this is the sock of a try hard faggot that got chased out of kiwi farms with pitchforks for literal GAY OPS himself lol. He's still shit on with parody accounts on the fediverse.


Everyone in this sektur is a fucking hypocrite and faggot. They hate perspickity because he was one of them and got chased off foxdickfarms too. They hate Bry because he's had a million socks here and lied about a gawker article of some sort that was a big deal. That metocast stream you saw had upwards of 15k live viewers and drove a shitload of people to the farms.

I'm not saying Bryan and persip are good people, they're fags plain and simple, but the hatred here stems from much more than "THEYLL GAYOP YOU BRO WATCH OUT". There is a storied history with those two and the farms and thats the main issue here, let's not pussyfoot around the fucking burning bush.

>life ruination

Your jimwalker is showing, Christorian X
Damn is he really ? I kinda half red that post before, i dont think i see the typing styles match. No actually hold on. ZOOM ENHANCE

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THIS HERE IS IDENTICAL TO A CX POST I KNOW THAT TYPING STYLE. @Pit Viper Salesman , wait a minute pal, are you CX ? Yes or No ?
 
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