Going bald - what to do?

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Buy a Wahl clipper. Buzz that shit off. Easier and less time-consuming than shaving.

Now you no longer have to spend money and waste time in a chair getting your hair cut while having inane conversations with some "stylist" -- or listening to them squirm as they try to avoid using the words "balding" or "bald". Pretty sure they teach them at haircutting school that you must never tell the customer he's going bald, just let him discover it on his own and it'll be a nice surprise.

Take the money you saved from haircuts, and use it to buy some good quality cannabis product (non-medical marijuana is fine too). Smoke that shit. Enjoy life. It's not a loss, it's freedom.

(source: Bald on top by mid-twenties, just as all my uncles were.)
 
Just cut your balls off. Baldness is the result of a derivative of testosterone.
 
I’ve heard that using a mild shampoo meant for thin/dry/coloured hair can do wonders for slowing down balding.
 
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