Going to the store

[kittyfucker]

What do you all want

 

[Medulseur]

Bag of jerky and a Dr. Pepper please.

 

[Gamergirl Cleanup Crew]

robitussin paracetamol chips

 

[Papa Pinochet]

Sudafed

 

[Table Country]

 

[troon patrol]

fentanyl

 

[A Grey Cat]

can you bring me six cans of winterstern beer?

 

[Nate Higgers]

fentanyl

I’ll have what he’s having

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

doritos and gamer juice

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

could you get me some marlboro blacks

 

[Ultrapenguin]

You niggers ever have this shit? They usually put them in the frozen vegetable section.


I normally don't endorse buying pre-prepared stuff since it's better and cheaper to make it yourself, but put those in an air fryer for 13-ish minutes at 360 degrees and even fat motherfuckers will like them. I'm sure it has to be better for you than eating god damned ramen and pepsi or whatever the hell most internet forum goers tend to eat.

 

[ForgedBlades]

Five nacho Lunchables.

 

[Wintersun]

Yeah I'll take two pounds of ground beef and a gallon of whole milk, thanks babe.

 

[Boss Hawg]

Detla-8 THC carts so I can get stoned and forget shit

 

[Butterschmalz]

some fucking pickles

 

[TurdFondler]

boneless hot pockets please

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Gushers and fruit roll ups.

 

[UncleFezziesPantsPuppet]

All the money in the safe.
Here, show this note to the manager in charge.
Wear this neat belt too. Hey, dynamite looks good on you!

 

[Lady Bizness]

One o them bags of day old bagels, the ones with raisins or blueberries.

 

[Mesh Gear Fox]

Some blow would be nice.