Golbats for Equality - SJW Pokemon "Memes"

[Stress Sigh]

Cis Hetmontop!

 

[fishercat]

Why do SJWs like the Eeveelutions so much?

 

[Stress Sigh]

Why do SJWs like the Eeveelutions so much?

There's a variety of them to project themselves on.

 

[peribot]

Im so glad this fucking blog has a thread it gives me an aneurysm everytime I run into it.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Oh great.. Now we have Asexual Glaceon

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Oh fuck off of my favorite Gen 4 Poke.

If they use Gardevoir or Umbreon I'm seriously hoping one of them gets a delivery of special snowflakes via an avalanche through their window.

Anyway, this particular incarnation of Poke Tumblrmemes annoys me because the whole idea of "sexualities" on Tumblr is all kinds of fucked up.

Homosexuality is a sexuality.

Asexuality is a sexuality.

And you know what? Demi heteroromantic gray asexual is also a sexuality too. You know what most normal people call that, though? Being straight.

Put as many tags as you want before whatever you claim meet the requirements for getting your dick wet, but imo for sexualities there are the following:

>Banging guys
>Banging girls
>A combination of the above
>None of the above

Anything else is either you wanting a super special tag behind what kind of vagina you like or you being extremely open about your disturbing fetishes.

(Also seriously stop saying you can want and have sex and still be asexual. That's like me saying that I'm black despite having two 100% Asian parents.)

 

[TiredConlanger]

Indeed. Really, it's frustrating that people need to qualify their sexual orientations like that. I do not mean labeling same sex attraction, opposite sex attraction, both, or neither. I mean the dumb fucks who go "well, I have this kink" or "well, I'm not perpetually about to orgasm from sexual frustration" or whatever and proclaim that a sexual orientation. It's rather stupid and annoying.

 

[NeverHappened]

Introducing,

Evolutionary Biologist Braixen!

 

[Lachlan Hunter McIntyre]

Nice necro bump

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

Why do SJWs like the Eeveelutions so much?

There's a variety of them to project themselves on.

I found a nice breath of fresh air from the Golbats that's also Pokemon themed: http://eeveelutionsforequality.tumblr.com

On the plus side, the blog's been inactive since December. Maybe they finally got tired of their vitriol and learned how obnoxious and immature they were being?

 

[Scratch This Nut]

I found a nice breath of fresh air from the Golbats that's also Pokemon themed: http://eeveelutionsforequality.tumblr.com

On the plus side, the blog's been inactive since December. Maybe they finally got tired of their vitriol and learned how obnoxious and immature they were being?

That eeveelutions blog is pretty good. Thanks!