Golden Raspberry Award - The Anti-Oscars

[Meat Pickle]

Today the ballots for the 39th Golden Raspberry has been revealed. For those who don't know, the Golden Raspberry dedicates to the worst films Hollywood has to offer. Notable winners include Battlefield Earth, The Last Airbender, and the Emoji Movie.

Here are the categories and ballots:

Spoiler: Worst Picture

1. Gotti
2. The Happytime Murders
3. Holmes & Watson
4. Robin Hood
5. Winchester

Spoiler: Worst Director

1. Etan Cohen - Holmes & Watson
2. Kevin Connelly - Gotti
3. James Foley - Robin Hood
4. Brian Henson - The Happytime Murders
5. The Spierig Brothers - Winchester

Spoiler: Worst Actor

1. Johnny Depp (voice only) - Sherlock Gnomes as Sherlock Gnomes
2. Will Ferrell - Holmes & Watson as Sherlock Holmes
3. John Travolta - Gotti as John Gotti
4. Donald Trump - Death of a Nation and Fahrenheit 11/9 as himself
5. Bruce Willis - Death Wish as Paul Kersey

Spoiler: Worst Actress

1. Jennifer Garner - Peppermint as Riley North
2. Amber Heard - London Fields as Nicola Six
3. Melissa McCarthy - The Happytime Murders and Life of the Party as Detective Connie Edwards and Deanna (Respectively)
4. Helen Mirren - Winchester as Sarah Winchester
5. Amanda Seyfried - The Clapper as Judy

Spoiler: Worst Supporting Actor

1. Chris "Ludacris" Bridges (voice only)- Show Dog as Max
2. Jaime Foxx - Robin Hood as Little John
3. Joel McHale - The Happytime Murders as Special Agent Campbell
4. John C. Reilly - Holmes & Watson as Dr. John Watson
5. Justice Smith - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom as Franklin Webb

Spoiler: Worst Supporting Actress

1. Kellyanne Conway- Fahrenheit 11/9 as herself
2. Melania Trump- Fahrenheit 11/9 as herself
3. Marcia Gay Harden - Fifty Shade Freed as Grace Trevelyan Grey
4. Kelly Preston - Gotti as Victoria Gotti
5. Jaz Sinclair - Slender Man as Chloe

Spoiler: Worst Screen Combo

1. Any two actors or puppets - The Happytime Murders
2. Johnny Depp & his fast-fading film career – Sherlock Gnomes
3. Will Ferrell & John C. Reilly – Holmes & Watson
4. Kelly Preston & John Travolta – Gotti
5. Donald Trump & his self-perpetuating pettiness – Death of a Nation and Fahrenheit 11/9

Spoiler: Worst Prequel, Remake, Rip-off, or Sequel

1. Death of a Nation
2. Death Wish
3. Holmes & Watson
4. The Meg
5. Robin Hood

Spoiler: Worst Screenplay

1. Death of a Nation
2. Fifty Shade Freed
3. Gotti
4. The Happytime Murders
5. Winchester

Update: Adding the Razzie Redeemer Award

Spoiler: The Razzie Redeemer Award

1. Melissa McCarthy - For being nominated for an Oscar for Can You Ever Forgive Me?
2. Peter Farrelly - From co-directing Movie 43, Dumb and Dumber etc. to directing and co-writing Green Book
3. Tyler Perry - From the Madea franchise to playing as Colin Powell in Vice
4. Transformers franchise - From Bayformers to Bumblebee
5. Sony Pictures Animation - From producing The Emoji Movie to Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

 

[The Cunting Death]

Worst Picture:
Gotti

Worst Director:
Kevin Connely

Worst Actor:
John Travolta

Worst Actress:
Amber Heard

Worst Supporting Actor: Ludacris

Worst Supporting Actress: Jaz Sinclair.

Worst Screenplay: Happytime Murders

Even though Happytime was my most hated movie of last year, what I hated the most of all of was the screenplay. McCarthy wasn't the worst part of it, surprisingly.

Also fuck these awards for giving mother a worst director nomination. I can understand why people hated the movie, but it wasn't razzies bad.

 

[TheCapybara]

What the fuck is Sherlock Gnomes?

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I was unaware that documentaries can be nominated for a Golden Raspberry.

 

[Preferred Penne]

I was unaware that documentaries can be nominated for a Golden Raspberry.

cuz loldrump

 

[Salubrious]

I didn't think Robin Hood was that bad. Generic, predictable, and boring at times probably. At no point watching it was I thinking "this is a terrible movie."

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Whatever movie autists tantrumed the loudest about will win.

 

[Meat Pickle]

What the fuck is Sherlock Gnomes?

Sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Also, Death of a Nation is going to win because dude drumpf lmao

 

[Kari Kamiya]

Think Trump is going to accept the award in person when (not if) he wins?

 

[vhstape]

The acting awards are kind of bullshit outside Justice Smith and Will Ferrell, none of them are close to the worst of the year, in the case of Helen Mirren she did a good job acting, her character and whole movie was just shit.

Where is Rihanna, Lucas Hedges, Oprah Winfrey, James Corden and The 15:17 to Paris cast?

 

[Meat Pickle]

death of a nation must be exceptionally bad
from what i've read about it, it's basically "democrats are the real nazis - the movie"

It has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and the only other movie besides United Passions with a Metacritic score of 1.

 

[The Cunting Death]

It has a 0% on Rotten Tomatoes and the only other movie besides United Passions with a Metacritic score of 1.

United Passions was fucking awful, mostly because of how boring it was.

I know movies can be slow, but that didn't have ANY pay off what so ever. It was a self congratulatory circle jerk that FIFA gave themselves

 

[CatParty]

I kinda want Reilly to win since he’s also in consideration for the Oscar

 

[BrunoMattei]

Is the Will Farrel movie really that bad or is it just mob mentality? I doubt it could be Jack and Jill levels of bad. I'm deeply surprised the Michael Moore documentary is in there given how most critics are Left leaning. I doubt it'll win any awards.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

The Golden Raspberries are at best a knee-jerk reaction, since half the time nobody remembers what actually won, and sometimes the nominations are later remembered to be great, not awful. Remember, Stanley Kubrick was nominated for Worst Director for The Shining at the first Raspberries.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Is the Will Farrel movie really that bad or is it just mob mentality? I doubt it could be Jack and Jill levels of bad. I'm deeply surprised the Michael Moore documentary is in there given how most critics are Left leaning. I doubt it'll win any awards.

Netflix didn't want it.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Netflix didn't want it.

Netflix also released all those Adam Sandler movies.

 

[TheCapybara]

Sequel to Gnomeo and Juliet.

Why, in the name of all that is holy, would they make a sequel to that mockery of a movie? And ruin a good piece of literature in the process?

 

[Red Hood]

I didn't think Robin Hood was that bad. Generic, predictable, and boring at times probably. At no point watching it was I thinking "this is a terrible movie."

If it was called Marvel's Robin Hood critics would be sucking so much dick over it.