💬 Off-Topic Good things about ADF

[Coldgrip]

He'll provide some young thug a chance to practice their right hook on his jaw one day.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Although what mao did was potatoes to what he has done he is still better than hitler because hitler was white male heterosexual christian ciscum

 

[AnOminous]

He's absorbing all the shitty ink and botched tattoos of a newbie tattoo artist, so actual humans won't need to suffer these travesties on their skin.

Of course, a dead pig carcass could have done the same service.

 

[The Knife]

He's keeping some poor tattoo artist employed.

Local police have amusing stories to tell over coffee between shifts.

 

[DykesDykesChina]

He likes grape jelly.

Spoiler

 

[Deadpool]

He makes most of the world look better in comparison simply by existing.
Does his part to stimulate the economy by spending his money on crap.
By not looking for housing he's sparing potential neighbors from being around him.
He's a great way to scare kids into behaving. "Behave or you'll become like Phil!"

 

[Bassomatic]

He's Verizon's best customer.
He's boundless ammo for anti transexual movements (he's the walking IDKFA for them)
He will never steal a bike.
He will make Taco Bell's menu look autentic next to his grasp on Spanish.
The homeless now don't feel as ashamed they may be peeing in public fighting dragons but they aren't Phil.

 

[TheProdigalStunna]

He has the common courtesy to let employers know immediately how unhirable he is.

 

[cypocryphy]

He used to work at Wawa. I like their chicken salad hoagies.

 

[Smutley]

Phil has introduced us to so many new friends

 

[Lunete]

One look at Phil makes people feel better about their lives.

 

[HypeBeast]

He provides a home to many fleas.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

He provides a home to many fleas.

By not taking up housing space he leaves room for hard working latino/latina immigrants to live and be productive

 

[bloodcoffee]

He's a reminder to make wise design choices about tattoos and to research tattoo artists before you go for one

 

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

He makes SJWs feel good about themselves with little/no effort on their ends.

 

[Van Darkholme]

He lives half a world away from me.

 

[tweaker the cat]

He likes grape jelly.

Spoiler

Yikes. I can provide some context to these pictures though. The anime Death Note spawned a spin-off novel in which the main character are grape jelly with his bare hands straight out of the jar. She's cosplaying that character.

 

[Superior Watermelon]

If Flubber 2 becomes a reality we know he was the inspiration.

 

[Weeping With Pity]

Sane thought: Thanks to all of this, I've been inspired to get back in touch with Canis/Dusty, since we've been drifting apart.

Ahuviya thought: Thanks to Ahuviya's paranoia, I've learned that I'm actually Dusty (because no one else from college would possibly care about her). Time to cover myself in tattoos proclaiming my transDustyness!

 

[Count groudon]

Hes going to die one day and his many unclean tattoos are only making that day closer