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Lets look at the other side of the sonichu medallion and discuss thr things we find admireable in Chris.
Good things about Chris
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Silver Octopus
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That he lives thousands of miles away from me and I'll never have the displeasure of meeting him.
crayolasword
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No.
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He's never been autistic, he works forty hours a week to support his parents, and he tricked you all for years.
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Nothing.
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No, wait, ETA: He'd probably produce enough gooey Chandler chocolate to cover the entire area of Charlottesville out of sheer, unalloyed panic if you lit a roll of them Chinese firecrackers in his bed as he slept.
I don't know how effective his poop would be as fertilizer, I'm not big into agriculture, but that paired with Chris's horrified screams as he stumbled and tripped wildly around his cluttered, increasingly smoke-filled room would be funny as all outdoors.
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No, wait, ETA: He'd probably produce enough gooey Chandler chocolate to cover the entire area of Charlottesville out of sheer, unalloyed panic if you lit a roll of them Chinese firecrackers in his bed as he slept.
I don't know how effective his poop would be as fertilizer, I'm not big into agriculture, but that paired with Chris's horrified screams as he stumbled and tripped wildly around his cluttered, increasingly smoke-filled room would be funny as all outdoors.
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A Flying Nun
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He has the incredible ability to make anyone on earth feel better about themselves just by comparing themselves to him.
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Just this really. There's nothing more to say.
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Awesome thread.
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One genuinely good thing about Chris is he has brought us all together.
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They're a summer child.
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He doesn't actively abuse his own cats.
He hasn't successfully killed anyone.
He has provided years of unintentional hilarity here.
He hasn't successfully killed anyone.
He has provided years of unintentional hilarity here.
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He's not Phil.
