Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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Marissa Moira said:
Pterosaurs had pycnofibers which were not feathers but looked like tiny hairs or spikes.

Also pterodactyl looking pterosaurs (i.e. what fang is) didn't exist in the late cretaceous and had already died out.
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Yeah because they totally did a bunch of research into what each species was like and didn't just skim a list and go "hey this one looks like something I can turn into a hot furry".

Jurassic Park got away with mixing up dinosaurs from different periods, so that means it MUST work for them too, right?
 
Agent Nahman Jayden said:
Yeah because they totally did a bunch of research into what each species was like and didn't just skim a list and go "hey this one looks like something I can turn into a hot furry".
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"How about a dolphin thing with wings? People have had sex with dolphins. Slap some (tasteful) boobs on it and people know what's up."
 
They've only said it would come out sometime this year, they didn't even announce which month it would be.
 
I'm half expecting it to never be released, for it to become vaporware like High Guardian Spice.
 
You know what I hope this game has, unskippable monologue narration by the author where everything in the game is an allegory for their life or some symbolic bullshit that nobody cares about.

Because oh man there's like 19 gorillion indie games that have this, bonus points if they bring up Capitalism or Rape. And meanwhile you're just trying to find the next item to collect and their constant bitching distracts you from your task at hand.
 
Yeah I'm pretty sure Twitter canceled this game.
 
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