Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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No need to comment on this, some body already did it for me.
 
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ShitLurker said:
Hahahaha, fuck no!

It took them 5 years to shit out what you see. Usually DLC is supposed to be low effort stuff that you can make fast because you now have all the dev tools and libraries in play. But these fucks clearly don't have anything of the sort, or at least nothing you can rely on.
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If not just for the fact of how much money they lost, also the fact that these lazy fucks only made a 5 hour game in 5 years.
 
Resunoit said:
If not just for the fact of how much money they lost, also the fact that these lazy fucks only made a 5 hour game in 5 years.
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Pretty much, I can see them releasing a DLC with a full length of 10 minutes for 10 bucks with any ounce of shame.
 
Resunoit said:
If not just for the fact of how much money they lost, also the fact that these lazy fucks only made a 5 hour game in 5 years.
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I'm deeply saddened that GVH took 5 years and sucked.

Now i'll never buy a PS5 or grow up to be a Canadian game dev with their own Media fund tugboat.

(After 5 years is there even any PS5 game that is exclusive and worth playing?)
 
Tinnitus said:
I'm deeply saddened that GVH took 5 years and sucked.

Now i'll never buy a PS5 or grow up to be a Canadian game dev with their own Media fund tugboat.

(After 5 years is there even any PS5 game that is exclusive and worth playing?)
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So far just FFXVI for me, but that’s coming to PC so there’s no reason to buy a ps5. And maybe demons souls but that’s a glorified remaster.
 
Neet Tokusatsu said:
Does anyone think GVH will get any support post-lauch?, stuff like DLC?

Because i think that after working on this thing for 5 years and getting such a lukewarm reception (to put it mildly) i think KO_OP will most likely let the IP die and pretend it never existed.
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I don't see how they could add onto the game, there's no narrative that needs fleshing out that a DLC could fix and I don't think anyone of their fans care enough to see more of the D&D campaign in the game. They can't even write a continuance from the concert/the ending because they're hacks who can't write.

GBVH is a one-and-done IP, always was. Even before Snoot Game took the piss. Snoot and Cavemanon did the smart thing by not killing off the universe they created and they made Wani already.

Mr.Miyagi said:
(Oh Christ, I think I just found the most globohomo/Corporate Memphis game I've ever seen: Saltsea Chronicles.)
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Oh god I hate the artstyle so much. It looks so..corporate. It's like Youtube/Google made a game.
 
It's kind of disappointing that after the years-long development, the snoot game release, constant delays, discord bickering, and other assorted disasters, this highly anticipated pozzed masterpiece came out to little to no fanfare. To to be completely honest though, it doesn't really look interesting enough for the disastrous rollout I was hoping for. Oh well.😞

Even the general "Meh" consensus of reviews is a let down. I wanted it to be either really good or a fucking trainwreck,
 
I finally played Snoot Game and I must say it is the best shit I played in years - when it wants to be funny it's funny as hell, and when it wants to be emotional it hits like a truck. The writing in general is amazing, something as insignificant as chosing whether to plug some cables into surge protector or not has actual consequences that bite you in the ass hours later, and even the most basic stock character has more personality and charm than most of the ones created by people paid millions to make (((art))).

9/10, not my favorite VN (Katawa Shoujo also made by anons still holds the title) but a great piece of a game and my late Game Of The Year 2021 nontheless.
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A certain anime rabbit has played a certain dino game
 
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Resunoit said:
If not just for the fact of how much money they lost, also the fact that these lazy fucks only made a 5 hour game in 5 years.
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From what little I've seen, it looks like something that would've taken me 5 years to complete, solo, as a side hobby, with no game-making experience prior.

It's so damn lazy it's clear they spent 90% of their time collectively masturbating to porn fanfics of their OCs (but only the gay ones) and less than 10% of it programming the reality.
 
I think a DLC could work…but only if it was a hellish, post apocalyptic setting on par with Threads in terms of despair and brutality, with everyone perishing one by one, the living envying the dead, etc etc.

That’s never going to happen of course, but it’s admittedly a little fun to think about.
 
Grand Duke Snowfall said:
I think a DLC could work…but only if it was a hellish, post apocalyptic setting on par with Threads in terms of despair and brutality, with everyone perishing one by one, the living envying the dead, etc etc.

That’s never going to happen of course, but it’s admittedly a little fun to think about.
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A post apocalyptic dlc could be interesting and a chance for KO_OP to actually write something original, I think the best setting would be some kind of shelter, and have up to 5/6 surviving dinos deal with the idea that the whole world outside could be over, realize and mke so that they make into to sticking to each other in order to rebuild society and civilization, getting over themselves missing the things they once barely cared about or fantasize about everything being a dream and life going back, or even about going to do some kind of post mad-max style adventures in a few years and even deal with how the rations tastes compared ot real food. eventually weeks passes and the dust settle down, one or two dinos dug a tunnel from the shelter's entrance and they finally see the sun again.
 
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