Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

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Well, seems Nanakis buddy has checked this thread.
 
Aero the Alcoholic Bat said:
KO_OP has uploaded a trailer for a new game.

A lot of people anticipated that it was going to be something dinosaur related, but it seems like they've completely left that behind.

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My god, they could not even afford some half-assed voice actors, despite there being tons of homeless former anime VA's looking for work.
The game looks like someone did a Machinima in Sims 1.
 
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Clicked on a random spot on the bar and got a whedonism.
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Not like I was expecting anything else based on the completely sterile, safe tumblrnail, but that's fucking impressive.
 
Can't wait to be told that CO_PE failed and went under because I didn't buy their games.
 
Every one of these character designs looks like Steven Universe it has that Blobby gender amorphous, "males are not bigger than females", hipster kind of lazy design. Like a bee and puppy cat got a shitty knockoff, except without any of the charm of the pilots writing or voice acting or the weird little aliens.

I hate it.

It looks so boring and generic. At least with GVH, they could appeal to the exotic uniqueness of a dinosaur species to tell apart characters. Should have stuck with that, or made them cute half mutants, in a "all bodies are cute" sort of way. Something. Anything to distinguish it and make it stick out from the literal sea of psuedo-animal crossing village/colony "management" games. Here it looks like everyone is a bad Pendleton Ward character.
Another woke slop game.
Hard Pass.
 
SpellforceFan said:
Gay ass games sell pretty well as long as they're made by actual trannies and faggots who know what other trannies and faggots want in a game, instead of corpo suits that think they know what trannies and faggots want.
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Nah they do not sell well, they just get a lot of money from grants. See how many gay ass game flops we had this year, with concord and dustborn leading the way.
 
Gobermental Supervisor said:
My god, they could not even afford some half-assed voice actors, despite there being tons of homeless former anime VA's looking for work.
The game looks like someone did a Machinima in Sims 1.
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I was gonna say this is worse than pokemon, but no.
At least there's some kind of sound that plays when the text appears on the textbox, not even literal government funded shit managed to be worse than pokemon.
Pierre D'Olnique said:
Clicked on a random spot on the bar and got a whedonism.
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All I would need is to paste these 2 screenshots of the devs explaining what at this point has to be categorized as their fetish.
But let me show you some more dingleberries for you all.
Like the character creator:
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I want to add, the developers couldn't even get a microphone to record their own fucking voices for the presentation.
1764163385415.pngWhat is anisa's husband doing in space, lightyears away from his idiot wife?
PetiteFeet said:
Can't wait to be told that CO_PE failed and went under because I didn't buy their games.
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Its not because of a lack of customers buying their games, its because of THE FASCISTS online pushing the real gamers from buying this game.
Fenrir Ratatoskr said:
At least with GVH
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I wanna say that GVH characters looked terrible and that Snoot game didn't just copy-pasted characters with a salvageable, it also made small tweaks and presented things with a modified artstyle that made the characters look good.
Even the smallest detail is enough to turn a character from uncanny to appealing.
 
I Pick Minions said:
Nah they do not sell well, they just get a lot of money from grants. See how many gay ass game flops we had this year, with concord and dustborn leading the way.
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Concord and Dustborn are examples of gay ass games made by suits, as I've said those fail because suits don't know how to appeal to faggots. Look at Starjew Valley or Guild Wars 2 - as gay as they can be, but first was a massive success, and the second is an MMO that survived a decade alongside WoW.
 
I wish cozy games weren't so woke, they all use identical themes, wow corpos bad like I haven't seen that a thousand times already. I hate that I like this genre because of how shitty most of it is. Pass. Also the character designs make me nauseous, why is a massive gunt an option in the character creator?
 
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