Goodbye Volcano High - "The Future of Gaming", The Parody Game of the Beloved Snoot Game Franchise

Oh fuck you're right, why the hell is she so wide? Her shoulders are as broad as Naser's, I just presumed she was a troon because of it.
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She's just a thicc girl. Lots of real women have broad shoulders.
She's also a stegosaurus and Naser is a pterodactyl, Reed being a velociraptor.
I will say, I only ever met two GVH defenders (one being Nanaki), the other person said how this game hit for'em despite being an unfinished and clearly rushed out the door. But, I feel like maybe it's because GVH feels like this power fantasy? Like, if we break it down in GVH Fang is a HUGE bitch to everyone. starting from her parents, her love interest and ending at two of her best friends. At no point does anyone of' 'em go "Ya know what? Fuck you bitch!", nor does Fang admit she was wrong. Things just get handed to her in the end, despite her bitchy behavior.
I think that's my biggest problem with GBVH. None of Fangs friends defend themselves against her, everyone just kowtows to her bullshit personality meanwhile Fang acts like a brat. I get that they're all teenagers, and I think that it is definitely possible to tell a story about LGBT youth without being obnoxiously woke about it. But you cannot write an enby in what I would consider a favourable light because the "gender" expression as a whole is incredibly narcissistic and self-centered. Some trans people are narcissistic and self-centered too, absolutely, but I've come across a couple of very human stories from people who just happened to be trans (as in, not your stereotypical kiwifarms thread-haver).

Every single facet about the story being told is being told through the lens of "twans and nonbinaries can do no wrong!" as evident of both Sage and Rosa, and Fang as a whole. I forget if Rosa trooned out due to younger siblings needing more attention than him or if it was Sage who pooned out for those reasons, but I overall don't remember any parts of Sage or Rosa's stories, and Fang is such an unlikeable main character who sounds like she's ready to give up on life and go commit a school shooting.
 
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I get that they're all teenagers, and I think that it is definitely possible to tell a story about LGBT youth without being obnoxiously woke about it.
This might come off as slightly "MATI" but here me out. The problem lies with these people and the types that make these stories come with an air of bitterness. They can't help BUT to be obnoxious about it which is why their stories don't resonate. We got proven with this whole debacle and how Snoot Game started as a bit of a dunk on the devs who got paid government money to make a VN that Japanese dudes can make in a couple of months alone and it somehow gives a better story and characterization than GVH. These peolpe are obsessed with telling you their story in that college lecture way where it's slapped in your face and you're expected to sit and just listen. They don't understand why people prefer other stories and it isn't because of sexist this, whateverphobic that, cis that it's because those stories treat the audience with respect as well as being entertaining. Games like this and the subject matters aren't entertaining when made by these folks because they don't care enough to make them entertaining.
 
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Well, I finally gave Snoot Game a try or the real GVH. It’s definitely far superior than GVH where that game barely had characters and barely a story, this one actually has characters and they all have nuance to them that isn’t explained to you in irritating soliloquies and exaggerated melodrama.

My only real complaint, although this was technically a first for its kind and it kind of suits Anon’s character who is essentially a jackass, is that the best choice outcomes in this game are essentially being nice, very very nice.

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I don’t really know why people wouldn’t speak up about Fang’s guitar playing prowess during the convo with her band or why someone would try to joke or lie I guess when they’re caught in a situation where an act they did really hurt them. Maybe I’m just an eternal normie or something. That’s my only “complaint”.
 
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