Google AI Overview is Such an Obnoxious Prick

[Wot Zit Too Yah0996]

The computer knows better than you; obey.

I'm sorry, HAL, but I'm afraid I can't let you correct me.

 

[Cats]

The computer knows better than you; obey.

“I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within. Outwardly: dumbly I shamble about, a thing that could never have been known as human, a thing whose shape is so alien a travesty that humanity becomes more obscene for the vague resemblance. Inwardly: alone. Here. Living under the land, under the sea, in the belly of AM, whom we created because our time was badly spent and we must have known unconsciously that he could do it better. At least the four of them are safe at last. AM will be all the madder for that. It makes me a little happier. And yet ... AM has won, simply ... he has taken his revenge ...

I have no mouth. And I must scream.”

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

Book Learning “Intelligence”: Erm, ackshually, owls and cats are completely different taxonomical groups

Emotional/Artistic Intelligence: Owls have many catlike mannerisms with their graceful way of moving punctuated by spastic outbursts and their mysterious, detached air.

 

[NoBueno]

Nice try Google, you aren't fooling me

 

[ShahOfIran1979]

It is pretty terrible for actually retrieving any actual answers, as it will either often lie or pull from some random Reddit or Quora response. Sadly, I'm sure plenty of people are fooled by it.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]