Raymond Quiles / @the anonymous Hatchet / Zwute / zwutes / Zwute Studio / StarDark GoldSky / Blueybueyzodiac / tatsuzodiacz / theastridsmashatomzodia - A Barely Literate, Genuinely Retarded, Inflation Fetishist, Horrible AI Musician, Even Worse ChatGPT Game Dev, Master Sockpuppeter, Worst OpSec ever, Suicidal Incel, and Degenerate VRChat Protogen Bisexual Furry Tries PA Requesting The Farms. "MINERS"

There unironically needs to be some safe and padded place Chrischan-level-IQ people like OP are kept so they don't get into hijinks like this.
Deinstitutionalization ruined everything, but at least we got TempleOS.
I'm only 9 pages in so that's plenty of time for a plot twist, but what if this guy is just pretending to be some retard that he wants to get harrassed by the Farms? After the initial post storm it started to be weird posts about "woe is me, I can't talk to girls and want to hurt myself, I'm a retard big baby bitch" and I guess that just feels a little suspect to me.
The footprint of videos, Google docs, furry pages, and bespoke websites adds up. The con is too long.
 
Oh my fucking God.
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See that? That's his Steam library. Notice anything... strange?
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@the anonymous Hatchet You disgusting nigger. Maybe stabbing yourself isn't such a bad idea after all!

Edit: at the 19:36 mark of the stream, he quickly scrolls through some of his Steam library.
What can we see? Not much, however...
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Amorous? I wonder what that is?
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Oh.
as if atlyss itself wasnt incriminating
the character creator in the game has boob and butt sliders
and there's even a mod that expands the range of them
 
Would this be record time for a halal cow? :story:
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What a trustworthy business man! Him being the love of his life is a bit sad, but also screams self confidence.
 
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What compells people to come to the kiwifarms to ask for help or a personal army? Does this site not have reputation of being toxic, racist, homophobic, etc? Does it never cross their minds that this is a stupid idea? Why not post this kind of garbage on Tumblr instead? Is this 4d chess trolling?
Autism and retardation.
 
What compells people to come to the kiwifarms to ask for help or a personal army? Does this site not have reputation of being toxic, racist, homophobic, etc? Does it never cross their minds that this is a stupid idea? Why not post this kind of garbage on Tumblr instead? Is this 4d chess trolling?

It's because Reddit/VRChat/Furries/Commentary channels all paint KF as a forum which actively doxxes and harasses anyone 'Bad'. It's all fallout from the Keffals bullshit and every lolcow who's life is "ruined" by the mean ol' KiwiFarms, the funny and retarded bit is you're way more likely to ruin someone's life and get that shit to happen if you do the same level of documenting (With less slurs) on something like Reddit and letting neckbeards do what they do best.
 
we're just begging for help this individual has actively hurt other people as well and that aren't furries he is also hurt.
Have you, like ever, considered things like the fucking Law Enforcement? Of course not, because if you did, you probably would have all self incriminated in some way, shape or form.
 
why do furfags keep coming here? Forreal why can't you guys just go to onionfarms or lounge96?
Since the furaffinity redirect, I was hoping Null would've done something abt it, but nah. Fuck me!
I was always punched and stabbed in school and treated like a piece of shit.

there was even times where I was thrown in lockers.
Yeah I kinda figured something was up. You act and talk exactly like Chris Chan. This reminds of that tidbit he shared where he claims he became autistic after being shoved into a closet. Dude's probably not simply autistic, he must have had some real brain trauma to be this mentally fucktarded.

Like every other furfag who came here were literal faggots who openly talk/parade/joke about their fetishes, their therianthropy, their porn addictions and whatever else. This guy doesn't even seem like a raw shameless degenerate like the others, just a severely retarded autistic dude who can't take a hint.
I will assist @the anonymous Hatchet with his issue.

Quit being weird. Be normal. Follow these steps:

1. If you are not employed, gain employment as soon as you can. When receiving a paycheck you must spend the money on normal things or save it. A car, housing, food, some beer, and attending sporting events are all acceptable. Dog costumes, superchats to v-tubers and porn are not.
2. Shave your beard and maintain a short haircut. If you are balding consider shaving your head.
3. Brush your teeth at least once a day. Shower at least once a day.
4. You are to uninstall Discord and any Discord adjacent applications. This includes twitch. This includes twitter.
5. Cease all consumption of anime and porn. Based on the records provided you are only permitted to speak about Dragonball Z with a black or hispanic coworker if the subject is presented to you.
6. Maintain a distance of 100 yards from all dogs whenever possible. If approached by a dog you are to simply pet it on the head and vacate the area as soon as possible. DO NOT FUCK THE DOG.
7. Do not dress in a way that you think looks cool. It does not. You are to wear jeans, underwear, sneakers, and button up shirts. Exceptions are allowed for mandated work uniforms/dress codes.
8. People are going to be upset, but you are to ignore your Kiwi Farms thread. Just pretend it doesn't exist. If you have followed the previous 7 easy steps than the thread will have no effect on you.

There you have it! With this simple life advice you will soon leave nonsense internet vigilantism and whatever weird shit you do right now behind you. That'll be $500.
I don't think he has the mental capacity to process this yee yee ass wall of text, still worth bookmarking if a new furfag comes by though.
What compells people to come to the kiwifarms to ask for help or a personal army? Does this site not have reputation of being toxic, racist, homophobic, etc? Does it never cross their minds that this is a stupid idea? Why not post this kind of garbage on Tumblr instead? Is this 4d chess trolling?

This reminds me of the time all the furry/pokemon Tumblerinas came to the kiwifarm to post in the Purple Kecleon thread, hugging and validating each others feelings and their trauma before being completely raped and doxed by a farms user because none of them did the effort of using non-tracable user names.
Not defending him, but I think he had no intention of getting back at someone he dislikes or who made fun of him once like Talbott did. To him that post wasn't a personal army request, just a callout post.

I think he is too mentally challenged to be egotistical and try to get back at someone who told him to fuck off. Also no way in hell he wrote that doxbin, so more than 1 person has a problem with this random vrchat nigga.

So there's a non-zero chance the dude he's speaking of is an actual predator, maybe a lolcow, but it's certainly not OP who will help figure that out and I don't feel like looking more into it esp since most if not all furfags are varying degrees of zoopedo.

To me that's "just another furfag", so unless he is as bad as Kero then I don't care and OP being the mentally retarded furfag that he is did an totally ass job at getting me interested so w/e I'd say.
 
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That is a rough 25, goddamn. Assuming this isn't AI generated or something, it definitely has that uncanny look to it.
Facial features that look like he's melting, incoherent writing style, deflection to "I wonder what would happen if I cut myself teehee" when shit goes south. This retard is at least partially a legitimate retard, the entire thing screams intellectual disability. Still funny though. Congrats on the WR @an anonymous Hatchet.
 
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linked socials on the rahnight_bluelight FurAffinity, many of them link back to "blue_buey", i shudder to think what the fuck is lurking in that Telegram.
I did some digging, the PSN name caught my eye and has some autism attached.

The "MrZapLightFury" name only brings up two things, both of which are related to some game called "Dreams". Never heard of it, but apparently it is a "babbys first game dev" kinda platform like Little Big Planet was (which was a huge autistic fixation for Chrischan long ago as well) where you assemble different assets and do some extremely light scripting and bam, you have a "game". This seems to have been quite an obsession for him, as his dreams profile shows 1,115 hours logged (A). (Note: apparently he changed his PSN name at some point to "Xx0Zody0xX"; you can see in the description he refers to himself as Zwute.) At a rough eyeball he has around 50 "creations", all of which seem to just be lazily recreating other games like Super Mario 64, Call of Duty, FNAF, and of course... "Downstar of Projects". Yes, he knocked off his own idea for a game.

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The only other mention for that username is a YouTube video where a couple going by "GamerJoob" very briefly plays about 30 seconds of his "Luigi's Mansion 4" "game". Starts at 3:17, ends abruptly at 4:02. It almost looks including it was an editing mistake.

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Looking up the "Xx0Zody0xX" username just brings up more content from Dreams, nothing notable. I plugged "Xx0Zody0xX" into PSNProfiles. (A) Mostly what you expect, he barely plays anything he owns/downloads except for Dreams and Warframe.

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Not much, but at least gives another two usernames that are now attached to him and shows his ever-constant obsession with being a "game dev" without ever actually creating anything of quality.
 

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What compells people to come to the kiwifarms to ask for help or a personal army? Does this site not have reputation of being toxic, racist, homophobic, etc? Does it never cross their minds that this is a stupid idea? Why not post this kind of garbage on Tumblr instead? Is this 4d chess trolling?
When the #dropkiwifarms campaign from Keffals had some real steam there were a bunch of slanderous articles written about the site that described it quite specifically as a “doxxing” site with the sole intention of ruining the individuals featured here. Even now wikipedia still falsely attributes suicides to the site mincing no words by licentiously explaining exactly how the Kiwi Farms stalks and harasses people online & IRL. Idiots who take wikipedia and online articles at face value will arrive here with a total misconception of what this site is and often assumes that the people here are always looking for a bullying target; regardless of who, what, where and why. Their shock in threads is genuine because they truly expected to met with a gang of ghoulish goblins ready to stalk the digital highway for some cheap thrills. Instead these chuckleheads get the usual halal treatment of OpSec checks, profane insults, and pleas for literacy which is probably the first time anyone has talked to them like that and the first time they had their online presence actually tracked. You have to imagine that these dumbasses are walking in here with a completely false idea of the Kiwi Farms while also having naturally thin skin that makes them very sensitive to words online. Along with them being functionally illiterate it’s all-in-all a great consistent stream of content for this place and I hope they continue fucking up here.
 
What compells people to come to the kiwifarms to ask for help or a personal army? Does this site not have reputation of being toxic, racist, homophobic, etc? Does it never cross their minds that this is a stupid idea? Why not post this kind of garbage on Tumblr instead? Is this 4d chess trolling?

This reminds me of the time all the furry/pokemon Tumblerinas came to the kiwifarm to post in the Purple Kecleon thread, hugging and validating each others feelings and their trauma before being completely raped and doxed by a farms user because none of them did the effort of using non-tracable user names.
Holy shit this sounds funny as hell, I'll be reading that right away
 
Never heard of it, but apparently it is a "babbys first game dev" kinda platform like Little Big Planet was
That's because Dreams was made by the LBP devs, Media Molecule.

The fact that this furfag can build games at all when he's clearly mentally retarded is impressive, even if they're shitty little fetish games.
 
Man, this thread was an adventure. It's always a laugh to read fags get dragged through the mud by their own stupidity. Some people have zero situational awareness, I swear.

I will admit, though, as I see with these personal fail army wishlists, what exactly do they want us to do? Kiwifarms, the big bad booboo website that allows slurs and hates trannies, and it's always some faggot coming in here, rambling about their gay ass drama. They go "OOOO HELP ME. HELP"

Okay, help with what? We're a bunch of fuckers laughing at other fuckers on the internet, we're not the Templars of Unholy Gay Furry Crusades or whatever. What do you expect from us?

And instead of answering, they try to bait and powerlevel. Talk about being attention-starved.
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