Google your name

[Bgheff]

I get actors, CEO's, doctors, real estate agents, ect.

 

[Hyperion]

I stopped using social media in 2007, so very little. Nothing quite like using Facebook to dox yourself!

 

[trip2themoon]

I am both a sick fuck serving 3 life sentences and a pro footballer in Scotland playing for Hamilton. From my Wikipedia pages:

The bad: is an American criminal convicted of kidnapping and child sexual abuse. He is currently serving three life sentences at Crossroads Correctional Center in Cameron, Missouri.

The good.Is a Scottish professional footballer who plays for Hamilton Academical, as a central defender.


My surname is Irish and my first name is pretty common so I have quite a lot of namesakes out there.

 

[Trombonista]

My first result is my LinkedIn page. Also on the first page of results are my Facebook page and a Kissinger genealogy page (yes, I am distantly related to Henry Kissinger).

 

[DV 259]

First two are my LinkedIn and Facebook, which is totally understandable. The rest of the links on the first page are about something video game-related that I did.

Earlier this year, if I googled myself, I'd get a ton of articles about someone I knew from school who'd done something and I'd made the mistake of speaking to a media outlet about it. Now, those are mostly on pages 3-4.

Google Images, though - gives me pictures of me with some gaming industry people, a picture of my best friend (who is a dude,) holding a "Cock Blocker" bottle stopper, a few other pictures of my friends - which, by the way, I am NOT in any of those pictures - and then a LOT of pictures of my aforementioned school acquaintance or people involved with what he did.

EDIT: Half-way down the Google Images page there's a picture of Chuck Norris. My name is neither Chuck or Norris, nor is it anywhere close to it. Either way, pretty rad. There are also pictures of Queen Elizabeth.

 

[JimReynolds]

The first result is some guy with my name who is a pastor. And then its a bunch of Facebook pages with people with my name.

 

[The Hunter]

Oh, I forgot about the image search!

I get nothing but gay looking guys playing guitar, and none of them are me. :/ But when I scroll down far enough, I get a picture of Hannibal Hamlin, and that's pretty cool.

 

[Count groudon]

I remember I googled my name once, and after a few minutes I somehow came upon an S&M site (lol came)

 

[NoDarkies]

Rampant racism.

 

[Pikimon]

Aparently my name "Fernando G-------" turns up a particularly handsome South American Boxer.

 

[MysticMisty]

When I did an image search I got random people, a 5th gen Pokemon character, and one of those Kartrashian sisters. I had exactly one picture of an Asian person, which is interesting because when internet guys would hear my first name they'd excitedly ask if I'm a hot Asian chick and would be obviously disappointed when I'd reply that I'm thoroughly European. Hooray for yellow fever.

 

[Mourning Dove]

I get a law firm office, a travel sales agent, a ratemyprofessors.com page, real estate agent, and an artist.

 

[c-no]

My real name on search results according to Google are:
1)Attorney
2)Same as above
3) Attorney as well but the middle name isn't the same as mine.
4) Real estate tycoon who died.
Three lawyers. Some how reminds me of wanting to be a lawyer when I was a ten year old.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

A musician, an attorney, and a lipstick type.

I suppose if you did deep enough, you might find a few news stories from my local paper from when I was in the military, but that'd be about it for me. I haven't done anything truly amazing/terrible.

 

[Charon]

(using my real name here, not the alias I used to use)

Suicide Silence guitarist
Schechter guitars named for said guitarist
4 or 5 LinkedIn pages
Links to Facebook profiles of people with my name

 

[cmcki]

A law student, a children's author, a photographer, a journalist, and a psychiatrist. Even if you keep going for a while, I'm nowhere to be found.

 

[TheIncredibleLioness]

I got a bunch of hits (Facebook, Twitter, Pinterest, etc) that all seem to be from the same person: a "model/actress" (yes, there is a IMDb page) from LA who (at least on the Pinterest page) describes herself as "Companion to the Elites." Considering all pics of herself are in lingerie or other sexy poses, I'm just going to go right on ahead and assume that she's an escort (and that that name probably isn't her real name). That way I can take pride in being TRUE and HONEST.

Edit: Going past the first couple pages also brings up a business prof from Houston, and a couple of other random people.

 

[Watcher]

I have a really distinctive polish last name. It just shows up my hits or ones of my sister

 

[exball]

I have a really distinctive polish last name. It just shows up my hits or ones of my sister

Snergen Flergen?

 

[Dork Of Ages]

Going with my real complete name, I get my Facebook account, some advertising company, a Rummikub online game, then some literary stuff. I also share the surname of someone that had different opnions on economics.

In Google images, I actually get my IRL pic in the first result (so much for privacy), Søren Kierkegaard, and other stuff related to different economic systems.
I also get this:

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