Google your name

I'm named after a famous western so I don't even have to Google it to know what will pop up
 
I have a really common first and last name combination, but if you google my name and the city I live in you get a doctor who was in charge of child autopsies and whose sloppy work led to many wrongful convictions of parents for the murder of their children.

This is somewhat disconcerting given that I'm a performer (well I used to be, I guess I'm just a writer nowadays) but in any event I'm a person who wants to show up on google.

I need to change my name to something distinctive, like Cougar Hotrod. Cougar Thunderbolt Hotrod. CTH, that's me now.
 
I got the results for a financial adviser in Dayton, OH. Maybe if the :tugboat: called for more assistance in money management, they could take another drive up to Ohio.
 
Most of my results are for a photographer in Vienna and a journalist in Munich. (I've mentioned before that my first and last names are both super Germanic, right?)

The third result on the first page is actually my own (horrifically neglected) Linkedin page, though. The second page has my never-used Etsy account and a Google Plus account that might be mine but I never use Google Plus so I can't actually tell.
And then my online portfolio, the one that I actually want prospective employers to see, is on the third page. I should probably try to make that more visible...
 
I got a president of the honors program at a university

The images show the same damn college kid
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I'm a reasonably attractive man
 
Apparently I'm a tax supervisor, Attorney, and a 2nd Lieutenant in the U.S army.
 
There's someone on Facebook who has the same last name (which is weird, since it's really European and this is a really black guy) and my first name as his middle name, while his first name is Dallas. So it looks like someone just shoved the name of a random city in front of my name.
 
Two Facebook pages that aren't me (I think I actually blocked my Facebook from showing up in Google searches or something)
My Twitter
My YouTube/ Google +

I actually tried DOXing myself several times, I never got anything.
 
GODBEAR WHAT THE FUCK.

nsfw
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Henoch-schonlein-purpura.jpg


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Fucking, my name isn't ass herpes and unicorns, how does that even happen?
 
When I put my name into Google images I get all these pictures of white blonde girls. But I am a brunette half-Asian girl. :|
 
Mourning Dove said:
When I put my name into Google images I get all these pictures of white blonde girls. But I am a brunette half-Asian girl. :|
At least you're still a girl (look at the top of this page)
The Hunter said:
littlebiscuits said:
GODBEAR WHAT THE FUCK.

nsfw
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTRrYYx8k99J0bG26gjqsFnTmCdvHDqSCRZvegpPxKuJfhxqK3jbQ

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... urpura.jpg

http://www.fondolove.com/images/wallpap ... 9_800.jpeg

Fucking, my name isn't ass herpes and unicorns, how does that even happen?
There's a lot of questions I need to ask you.
Hunter, do you like unicorns?
 
THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.
 
littlebiscuits said:
THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.
IGNORE ALL GOOGLE RESULTS!
 
littlebiscuits said:
THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.

Does your name happen to be of a weird sexual fetish or a lolcow?
 
Mourning Dove said:
littlebiscuits said:
THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.

Does your name happen to be of a weird sexual fetish or a lolcow?
FTFY
 
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