Google your name

Mourning Dove said:
littlebiscuits said:
THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.

Does your name happen to be of a weird sexual fetish or a lolcow?


....I have the same name as a popular fetish artist and apparently a type of ass herpes.

And its a cool name that a lot of fanfic-ers use for their Mary Sues.


:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
 
littlebiscuits said:
Mourning Dove said:
littlebiscuits said:
THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.

Does your name happen to be of a weird sexual fetish or a lolcow?


....I have the same name as a popular fetish artist and apparently a type of ass herpes.

And its a cool name that a lot of fanfic-ers use for their Mary Sues.


:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Would this actually prompt a name change or just a desire to bleach your brain?
 
littlebiscuits said:
Mourning Dove said:
littlebiscuits said:
THERE's FURRY PORN TOO WTF

NO why.

This is why I can't find a professional career. People google my name and all this freaky shit pops up.

Does your name happen to be of a weird sexual fetish or a lolcow?


....I have the same name as a popular fetish artist and apparently a type of ass herpes.

And its a cool name that a lot of fanfic-ers use for their Mary Sues.


:cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:

Wow, even your name is associated with weirdos. Congrats on that.
 
Brain-Bleach but when I get married I'm totes ditching my last name. I don't care what the feminists say. My name is basically Furry-Porn McAssherpes. Least I can do is chop of one of the names.
 
littlebiscuits said:
Brain-Bleach but when I get married I'm totes ditching my last name. I don't care what the feminists say. My name is basically Furry-Porn McAssherpes. Least I can do is chop of one of the names.

But what if your husband's name is also associated with weirdos?
 
Saney said:
littlebiscuits said:
Brain-Bleach but when I get married I'm totes ditching my last name. I don't care what the feminists say. My name is basically Furry-Porn McAssherpes. Least I can do is chop of one of the names.

But what if your husband's name is also associated with weirdos?

I've just googled my fiance's name. I think I'll be okay. Until then, all the ass herpes.
 
Page after page about some rapper. Which is nice, because I'll really have to fuck up to show up in anyone's Google search.
 
I share my first name with one of the Kartrashian sisters. And my last name is shared with a fifth gen Pokemon Gym Leader. But that's only images, a normal search is just some doctor and other (normal) people with my name. I don't have to worry about being dox'd anytime soon.
 
My friend made a dragon on a website with my full name so that for some reason is the first result when I google my name. I can't find my facebook on the first page of google results but I used to be able to find my grandma's obituary however this time I couldn't. Then the rest of the results are people who have the same sounding last name but with a different spelling because my first name isn't always considered a name so it causes a bunch of random results.
 
And I found this WTF image in the Google image results under my name. (NSFW)

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Sadly, this is the weirdest image from my name (SFW)
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I'm boring *SIGH*
 
FB profile directory (none are mine)
Assorted stories about a murderous bandmate who killed a rapper
Assorted Twitter, Spokeo and LinkedIn
My G+ and YouTube channel
 
I have a really old-fashioned name, let's just call me Mildred Flanagan.
Among a sea of obituaries, I found a woman with a very similar name who was a renowned malacologist. That involves the study of mollusks, which is funny to me because I'm absolutly terrified of snails.
I also share a name with an actress on IMDB whose only appearance was in a shitty looking cartoon about a kid who pretends to be a firefighter and has a sidekick described as a "hispanic fire hose"
*edit* When looking at images I just found a mugshot of a woman who got charged with kidnapping among a sea of geriatric faces. Classy.
 
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