(((Googler))) quits (((Google))) and releases the shitty internal comics he made

[Toolbox]

These comics have the vibe of absolute schizoid thinking: Google has too much power and is taking over the world but Google isn't using it's power enough to take over the world.

Also, disliking the CCP but being pro Google's use of censorship and power plays. Makes sense.

 

[Coolio55]

I almost miss the days when Micro$oft was the "big bad guy" - when all they did was market a vidya console and make crappy OSes - and Google was this small search engine that gained a reputation for running a good search engine. Now it shouldn't be a surprise if Google and Amazon merged to form a mega-corporation with more power than the governments of the world combined. It'd be even more of a cyberpunk dystopia than now.

Don't think Microsoft is any better now that they've been succeeded.
They secretly stifled computing for years back when they were top dog. Now Google does that.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Even their name is sinister when you really think about it, a "google" aka a Googol is a number of almost incomprehensible size, ie it's kind of like saying everything, it's a company essentially calling itself "The Everything Company" (much like Amazon is "the everything store"), is this a hint that these companies want to take over everything?

Googol is in reference to search results. Google used to be different from what it is today. Amazon was originally an online bookstore. Books are made of trees, rainforests have lots of trees.

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

........ Based?

 

[Dom Cruise]

Googol is in reference to search results. Google used to be different from what it is today. Amazon was originally an online bookstore. Books are made of trees, rainforests have lots of trees.

Sure, but I'm just saying one can also read double meanings in the names.

 

[Knight of the Rope]

This self congratulatory shit actually makes me so fucking angry.

If it makes you feel any better, a lot of the jobs that his vagina-owning ( ) coworkers have that he's praising them for are just busywork or in some cases literal platitudes.
"Finds Evil & Makes It Cry"
"Captain of the USS Memegen"
"Gave Donuts to Orkut Servers"
"Allows for More and Better Surveys"
"Eng Lead for Counter-Abuse" (?)
"Most Promoted Googler Ever"
"National Sudoku Champion"
and so on.

Honestly the list is fucking cringe and I'm getting second-hand embarrassment just from reading it.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Hello. I would just like to take a moment to remind you that the internet browser Brave, search engine DuckDuckGo, and email service Proton mail exist.

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

If it makes you feel any better, a lot of the jobs that his vagina-owning ( ) coworkers have that he's praising them for are just busywork or in some cases literal platitudes.
"Finds Evil & Makes It Cry"
"Captain of the USS Memegen"
"Gave Donuts to Orkut Servers"
"Allows for More and Better Surveys"
"Eng Lead for Counter-Abuse" (?)
"Most Promoted Googler Ever"
"National Sudoku Champion"
and so on.

Honestly the list is fucking cringe and I'm getting second-hand embarrassment just from reading it.

Most work at mega-companies is busywork. From experience, it's only during crunch time (at software companies) when people are fully working, other times it's really only the lead software developer(s) that's always busy.

 

[byuu]

I almost miss the days when Micro$oft was the "big bad guy" - when all they did was market a vidya console and make crappy OSes - and Google was this small search engine that gained a reputation for running a good search engine. Now it shouldn't be a surprise if Google and Amazon merged to form a mega-corporation with more power than the governments of the world combined. It'd be even more of a cyberpunk dystopia than now.

Microsoft did a lot more than just making a shitty OS.
Like anti-competitive shit to stop OEMs from bundling something better like BeOS.

 

[Toolbox]

Microsoft did a lot more than just making a shitty OS.
Like anti-competitive shit to stop OEMs from bundling something better like BeOS.

And I've heard some about them even fucking the IRS over into not pursuing properly taxing megacompanies properly anymore. Is this verifiable?

 

[Flabba Wabba Jabba]

Microsoft did a lot more than just making a shitty OS.
Like anti-competitive shit to stop OEMs from bundling something better like BeOS.

Yeah didn't Microsoft get sued a bunch of times for anti-competitive practices? I remember something about encrypting .doc files so that other text editors couldn't read them and forcing businesses to essentially adopt Microsoft Office to interact with each other.

 

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Also, disliking the CCP but being pro Google's use of censorship and power plays. Makes sense.

meritocracy bad
rule by cabal of trannies good

 

[Pissmaster]

meritocracy bad
rule by cabal of trannies good

uh oh someone made fun of the CCP, time for @3119967d0c to show up and throw a fit

 

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uh oh someone made fun of the CCP, time for @3119967d0c to show up and throw a fit

Gotta say, I didn't expect him to ever defend shit like Cuties even back in like, Springtime. I'm still listening

OK pedo (it's the CPC)

 

[Toolbox]

OK pedo (it's the CPC)

Cucked Pedophile Country?

 

[RepeatedMeme]

I’d say he’s some starry-eyed autist who still sees the world optimistically through modern globohomo lenses. It’s probably hard to understand for most Kiwifarmers who have “left the Matrix” and see the naked agendas far more clearly and cynically, but someone not outside the bubble yet is fundamentally operating on a different wavelength and set of information.

It’s the equivalent of someone who simply feels sad and puts on a French flag avi overlay after the Bataclan attacks vs those who look further to the perpetrators and see the fundamental demographic/parallel society issues France faces.


Just tech people thinking, where the problem is always clear-cut and the solution is always a binary A=>B, everything in between can always be solved (through sciencing)!

That's basically it: Manu was a true believer in Google; That they added value to the world and that they knew how to keep themselves in check by poking fun at themselves. More recent Goomics are just flat out bitter, and I don't blame him. Google is a rotting corpse inhabited by creatures too vile to live but too sycophantic to be fired. It's the old corporate bureacrazy craziness but through a warped alice-in-wonderland lens.

Unfortunately, being "in" for so long has warped his mind: He's still through the looking glass, so to speak. Lacks the self-awareness to realize that he pushed for this with his progressive policies; That somehow these things might be related. A shame, really.

 

[Born in Summer]

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Now my question is, how many woman in the last three rows are AFAB and not Trans identifying Males?

Was going to research this and find out what the percentage is except for the fact that the faggot didn't even write down what their names were. The pozzing from Google he endured for all those years quite literally, made him reduce his colleagues down to their genitals.

 

[Maurice Caine]

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You got to be crazy to think I'd give a shit about smelly women in India over an obscure LP I haven't listened to yet.

Here's a decent one

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

This is so lunatic and deranged even by kiwifarms standards

 

[An Ghost]

Based:
Calling out shitty company for being a bogged down in mire of office politic, mismanagement, and bad priorities.
Thinks his whacko leftie company went too far.
Falling Down style LA by the books boomer in a world that he doesn't recognize anymore.
Cringe:
Proto silicon valley boomer who is probably obese since he seems real mad they took his candy.
Whacko leftie himself.
Also seems mad at googles "customers" ie everybody for reacting to google's recent shit takes.
He deserves this. Didn't jump ship sooner.

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Now my question is, how many woman in the last three rows are AFAB and not Trans identifying Males?

Easily half of these are troons.
Spotted our favorite Ex googler (fired for being an utter fucking nutter imagine that) and TLL shill Liz Fong Jones.