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I feel like that shelf is about to leap out at the camera and bludgeon that woman.
Goreans - Pulp Fantasy Sex Cult for Unwashed Fatties
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I feel like that shelf is about to leap out at the camera and bludgeon that woman.
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Most Stalin-fans wouldn't want to live under Stalin.
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I am shelf, I desire to be over stuffed with shitty books
No shelf, I will not stuff you with shitty books.
Oh no exclaimed the ottoman soon you too will understand the shitty books.
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I wonder how these freaks would feel about submissive males and dominate females.
Back in 2003, I had a female roommate who was into one of the numerous Gor roleplaying sites. She weighed around 250 pounds and was very unpleasant. She would stay on my computer all night until early morning and then sleep until evening, when she'd repeat the cycle. The whole three months she lived with me, she never once looked for a job, yet always had money to pay her share of the rent/bills. I finally kicked her out when my laptop disappeared. I reported it stolen, and had the serial number recorded, so the cops were able to find it in a pawn shop. Hambeast skipped town before she could be arrested. Examining my computer after she was gone, I found that she renting herself out as a professional submissive and escort (ew) and had already lined up another place to stay after I got tired of her.
To get back on topic, while she lived with me, all she would talk about was Gor, and how her place was to serve a strong man. To that end, she would try to get me to roleplay with her, she asked me to tie her up, and generally tried to seduce me more than once, and called me "Master". She was unsuccessful in her attempts to seduce me, and once it became clear I wasn't going to give her what she wanted, she got really mean and that's when my stuff started vanishing. So screen your roommates kids, and just say no to Goreans (Gor isn't covered by the Fair Housing Act).
Back in 2003, I had a female roommate who was into one of the numerous Gor roleplaying sites. She weighed around 250 pounds and was very unpleasant. She would stay on my computer all night until early morning and then sleep until evening, when she'd repeat the cycle. The whole three months she lived with me, she never once looked for a job, yet always had money to pay her share of the rent/bills. I finally kicked her out when my laptop disappeared. I reported it stolen, and had the serial number recorded, so the cops were able to find it in a pawn shop. Hambeast skipped town before she could be arrested. Examining my computer after she was gone, I found that she renting herself out as a professional submissive and escort (ew) and had already lined up another place to stay after I got tired of her.
To get back on topic, while she lived with me, all she would talk about was Gor, and how her place was to serve a strong man. To that end, she would try to get me to roleplay with her, she asked me to tie her up, and generally tried to seduce me more than once, and called me "Master". She was unsuccessful in her attempts to seduce me, and once it became clear I wasn't going to give her what she wanted, she got really mean and that's when my stuff started vanishing. So screen your roommates kids, and just say no to Goreans (Gor isn't covered by the Fair Housing Act).
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By the way, "Gor" somehow sounds like a funny word to me.
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For a moment, I thought this thread was about people obsessed with those guys in Ocarina Of Time that eat rocks.
But yeah, I also think the Gorean thing sounds messed up overall.
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I used to troll a guy called Bathor, 60 years old from Red Deer, Alberta. Had a web 1.0 site called the "scarlet tavern" full of "guidance" for slaves and masters including a much extended list of rules. He was obsessed that all his girls had to be bisexual and join his "poly sub family". Also had some deep seated fetish for keeping his slaves shaved bald which stemmed from wanking off over Persis Khambatta in the Star Trek movie. He had a presence on some of the BDSM dating sites but seems to have done the decent thing and fucked off to die alone.
TLDR Anyone into this drivel should be raped and murdered in prison.
TLDR Anyone into this drivel should be raped and murdered in prison.
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The fans of it might as well be called Gorons.
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Yes... natural... on an alien planet... overseen by extra-terrestrial bug people... who engage in social engineering... and enforce technological stagnation by way of blowing shit up.
I generally don't mind what people fantasize about or roleplay as (edit: assuming they respect that not everyone agrees with such things), but anyone who takes this shit seriously is fucked in the head.
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Nah, Gorons are loveable creatures who roll around and sleep all day. Goreans have issues, it seems.
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This reminded me of a serial-murder case from the early days of the 'Netz, where one of the victims was recruited out of the late-90s Gorean scene.
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Gor sounds like a shitty place to live if you're a Woman or not an emotional cripple with incredible fighting skills. I think I'd rather be a hobbit in the shire so I don't have to treat my partner like shit, the weathers nice and there's plenty to eat.
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While this may sound unimaginative, I'd prefer to live in a modern, technological society with scientific medicine curing me from diseases that would have felled an iron-age man within days, technological agriculture and genetic engineering bringing me ample food, nuclear reactors supplying me with cheap electricity, aircraft to carry me all over the globe and a digital communication network allowing me to discuss lolcows with people from all over the world... and, of course, Women's Rights, LGBT and ethnic minority rights too.
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It also sounds unimaginative since it's just Gore without the e at the end.
Not only is the shire better, you wouldn't have people wishing they were in crappy world that would try to look like some Frazetta knock-off.
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I'm glad someone has made a thread about these wackos. I predict future lolz from them to us for months to come.
The Plant Parody on OP's page made me loose my shit.
The Plant Parody on OP's page made me loose my shit.
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It's a parody. The slave girls have been replaced by houseplants. It also emulates Norman's tedious bland writing style.
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Oh okay. Thanks. God, I feel stupid.
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In your defense, it's close enough to the droll cadence of Norman's actual writing style.
And here's some new content: an index of TRUE and HONEST Slave Positions of Gor.
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As a helpful hint, to get a feel for the emotions that are felt by a slave girl in these positions, and to help you better describe the positions, try practicing these positions in front of a mirror, wearing a short but loose silk blouse. Notice how these positions display your beauty and grace. The feeling of being a totally owned and submitted slave can be overpowering. The joy and freedom of being a bound slave burns in your belly and the Masters love seeing a slave girl kneeling at his feet.
Tower slave position: kneels body erect....head up..eyes lowered..chest out....thighs parted....tummy in.....hands on thighs palms down or crossed over her heart. This position is used by white silk slaves, slaves reserved for their Master's use, and for kneeling before a Mistress.
Karta: position used when entering a tavern or inn, or to make a request of a Master. Kneel in nadu then press your head to the floor, letting your hair spread out, your bottom high in the air, arms reaching forward with palms pressed to the floor.
Nadu: Similar to tower, but much more exposed and open to a Master. Knees and thighs are widely parted, hands are on your thighs, soft palms open and facing up, back gently arched thrusting breasts forward and up. The slave is exposed and open to the Master's gaze or touch as he pleases.
Submission: kneels,she bends at the waist, she places her cheek to the floor, she takes the Master's right foot and places it upon her neck, she places her arms behind her back, crossing them at the wrist. (Many months ago, a girl named spirit entered a gorean channel, she performed this position for her owner at that time, this position had never before been seen on GOR. Submission has become an accepted position in the Gorean community as it shows submission and complete and absolute trust in the Master, he could easily break a girl's neck with his foot.)
Gorean Bow: kneels in nadu position, she bends her body backwards, her head to the floor, she places her hands by her head, and pulls up into a back bend. (this position is very painful to maintain for longer than 5 min)
Leasha Low: kneels, her back to her Master, with her chin lifted and head turned to the left, offering her collar for leashing. Her wrists are behind her back, ready, if needed to be snapped into slave bracelets.
Bara: lays face down on the floor her hands behind her back ...wrists crossed...legs straight ...ankles crossed ...head left ...ready to be bound. The girl does not break this position until told to by the Master.
Belly: falls to the floor face down ...forehead resting flat on the surface ...arms at her sides ..legs widely spread ...she crawls to the Master on her belly
Obedience: lays face down before the Master ...placing her soft cheek against his feet ..kissing them lightly
Sula: lays on her back on the floor ...her hands at her sides palms open and up ...her legs are spread widely apart...ready for sex or bondage or control
Sula-Ki: lays on her back on the floor ...her hands at her sides palms open and up ...her legs are spread widely apart...ready for sex or bondage or control ...she lifts her hips off the floor slowly for the Masters pleasure
Leasha High: legs parted ..back erect ...and wraps her hands behind her back ready for to be braceletted ...holding her shoulders straight... her head up and turned left ..ready for the leash
Hair: bows at the waist her long hair falling forward to be used for any purpose that pleases the Master
Leading Position: walks behind the Master, places her hands behind her back, crossed at the wrist, and puts her head to Master's hip
Bracelets: stands beautifully as a slave girl ...her hips turned ...back erect ..wrists behind back and crossed ...head left ..ready to be braceletted
Inspection: stands and lifts her arms above her head elbows bent slightly, wrist crossed, tilting her head back and licking her parted lips, she turns her hip to her master and bends her knee slightly, her head turned to the left offering her collar as well.
Display: Stand with legs slightly parted, enough for a hand to be placed between your legs, standing on the balls of your feet with your back and legs straight. Your chin level to the ground, eyes lowered in respect and submission and cross your wrists behind the small of your back.
Table: goes to all fours, her back straight, her legs parted, hands perpendicular to her body, palms flat upon floor, her hair pulled off over the left shoulder. (the slave may now be used as a table or foot rest)
Slaver's Kiss: to the floor on all fours ...her head lowered to the ground ...buttocks high in the air ...thighs widely spread ...her slave's heat exposed
Classic Gorean Sex position: moves to her hands and knees ..her legs parted widely ...her head straight ...she remains motionless waiting for the Master's command and pleasure
Shesleen/Hesleen: moves to her knees and elbows...her hands interlocked over her head.... her buttocks in the air...ready for either being beaten on the buttocks or being taken from behind like an animal (this position is used to punish slaves and not bring pleasure to them.. It treats her like a receptacle to be used by the Master as he will.)
Whipping Position: kneels in nadu.....head to floor, arms stretched out in front..crossed at the wrists....hair pulled over the head
Slave lips: turns her head up to the Master ..she puckers her lips ...and remains motionless unable to move until his kiss releases her
Master's kiss: takes her hair in his hand and yanks back her head hard as he pulls back on her hair exposing her neck and face to him. He attacks her lips with his own kissing her passionately and powerfully, taking her top lip in his teeth he bites down on it and then takes her bottom lip and sucking on it bites down on it as well as he continues to kiss her.. He then kisses her exposed neck. and drags his tongue across her neck
As a helpful hint, to get a feel for the emotions that are felt by a slave girl in these positions, and to help you better describe the positions, try practicing these positions in front of a mirror, wearing a short but loose silk blouse. Notice how these positions display your beauty and grace. The feeling of being a totally owned and submitted slave can be overpowering. The joy and freedom of being a bound slave burns in your belly and the Masters love seeing a slave girl kneeling at his feet.
Tower slave position: kneels body erect....head up..eyes lowered..chest out....thighs parted....tummy in.....hands on thighs palms down or crossed over her heart. This position is used by white silk slaves, slaves reserved for their Master's use, and for kneeling before a Mistress.
Karta: position used when entering a tavern or inn, or to make a request of a Master. Kneel in nadu then press your head to the floor, letting your hair spread out, your bottom high in the air, arms reaching forward with palms pressed to the floor.
Nadu: Similar to tower, but much more exposed and open to a Master. Knees and thighs are widely parted, hands are on your thighs, soft palms open and facing up, back gently arched thrusting breasts forward and up. The slave is exposed and open to the Master's gaze or touch as he pleases.
Submission: kneels,she bends at the waist, she places her cheek to the floor, she takes the Master's right foot and places it upon her neck, she places her arms behind her back, crossing them at the wrist. (Many months ago, a girl named spirit entered a gorean channel, she performed this position for her owner at that time, this position had never before been seen on GOR. Submission has become an accepted position in the Gorean community as it shows submission and complete and absolute trust in the Master, he could easily break a girl's neck with his foot.)
Gorean Bow: kneels in nadu position, she bends her body backwards, her head to the floor, she places her hands by her head, and pulls up into a back bend. (this position is very painful to maintain for longer than 5 min)
Leasha Low: kneels, her back to her Master, with her chin lifted and head turned to the left, offering her collar for leashing. Her wrists are behind her back, ready, if needed to be snapped into slave bracelets.
Bara: lays face down on the floor her hands behind her back ...wrists crossed...legs straight ...ankles crossed ...head left ...ready to be bound. The girl does not break this position until told to by the Master.
Belly: falls to the floor face down ...forehead resting flat on the surface ...arms at her sides ..legs widely spread ...she crawls to the Master on her belly
Obedience: lays face down before the Master ...placing her soft cheek against his feet ..kissing them lightly
Sula: lays on her back on the floor ...her hands at her sides palms open and up ...her legs are spread widely apart...ready for sex or bondage or control
Sula-Ki: lays on her back on the floor ...her hands at her sides palms open and up ...her legs are spread widely apart...ready for sex or bondage or control ...she lifts her hips off the floor slowly for the Masters pleasure
Leasha High: legs parted ..back erect ...and wraps her hands behind her back ready for to be braceletted ...holding her shoulders straight... her head up and turned left ..ready for the leash
Hair: bows at the waist her long hair falling forward to be used for any purpose that pleases the Master
Leading Position: walks behind the Master, places her hands behind her back, crossed at the wrist, and puts her head to Master's hip
Bracelets: stands beautifully as a slave girl ...her hips turned ...back erect ..wrists behind back and crossed ...head left ..ready to be braceletted
Inspection: stands and lifts her arms above her head elbows bent slightly, wrist crossed, tilting her head back and licking her parted lips, she turns her hip to her master and bends her knee slightly, her head turned to the left offering her collar as well.
Display: Stand with legs slightly parted, enough for a hand to be placed between your legs, standing on the balls of your feet with your back and legs straight. Your chin level to the ground, eyes lowered in respect and submission and cross your wrists behind the small of your back.
Table: goes to all fours, her back straight, her legs parted, hands perpendicular to her body, palms flat upon floor, her hair pulled off over the left shoulder. (the slave may now be used as a table or foot rest)
Slaver's Kiss: to the floor on all fours ...her head lowered to the ground ...buttocks high in the air ...thighs widely spread ...her slave's heat exposed
Classic Gorean Sex position: moves to her hands and knees ..her legs parted widely ...her head straight ...she remains motionless waiting for the Master's command and pleasure
Shesleen/Hesleen: moves to her knees and elbows...her hands interlocked over her head.... her buttocks in the air...ready for either being beaten on the buttocks or being taken from behind like an animal (this position is used to punish slaves and not bring pleasure to them.. It treats her like a receptacle to be used by the Master as he will.)
Whipping Position: kneels in nadu.....head to floor, arms stretched out in front..crossed at the wrists....hair pulled over the head
Slave lips: turns her head up to the Master ..she puckers her lips ...and remains motionless unable to move until his kiss releases her
Master's kiss: takes her hair in his hand and yanks back her head hard as he pulls back on her hair exposing her neck and face to him. He attacks her lips with his own kissing her passionately and powerfully, taking her top lip in his teeth he bites down on it and then takes her bottom lip and sucking on it bites down on it as well as he continues to kiss her.. He then kisses her exposed neck. and drags his tongue across her neck