4.3.4 Farrah vs. Non-Farrahs
Farrah portrays herself as a standard Twitter liberal. For instance, she has no patience for the “pure white mediocrity” of Taylor Swift:

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(One of Farrah’s favorite musicians is Dave Matthews, for what it’s worth – here’s her bonding with Just Breezin’ October 20, 2024:
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It is interesting to see how the opinions she
ought to have align – rather,
fail to align – with the opinions she espouses.
For instance, Farrah does not tolerate deviation from what she perceives as “grammatical” (American) English.
The speaker of Southern English (or in this case, a speaker of AAVE) should avoid use of
y’all, lest he or she be perceived as “a fucking moron”:

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Presumable exceptions include Yaba (or not) and those considering micro dosing (
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NB: I considered that Farrah does not care for the spelling
ya’ll – I would have supported her in this – but this spelling occurs in the micro dosing thread as well.)
Farrah does, however, occasionally exhibit auxiliary dropping:

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It’s odd to me that Farrah, when talking to a black speaker, mocks the speaker for using a feature (i.e.,
y’all) associated with AAVE.
When she’s speaking with a white woman, however (in the above example, Support Group member Taylor Vaughn), Farrah performs auxiliary dropping, which is featured associated with (and
only associated with) AAVE.
She also does not care for the Canadian English pronunciation of the word
pasta (i.e., with a tensed initial vowel):

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I believe this pronunciation also occurs in British English, but I’m sure Vol does not do this. Or does not do this anymore.
By her own admission, Farrah is “an excellent speaker and has impeccable grammar,” which she attributes to her self-diagnosed Ordinal Linguistic Personification.
Ordinal Linguistic Personification kind of life
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Where proper grammar is concerned, Farrah does not compromise. This includes instances wherein one dithers on
breast cancer being a countable noun (or simply mistyped):

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Farrah is also one of those tedious people who “shuts down” an argument if the person makes a grammatical error (e.g.,
your vs.
you’re; October 11, 2024:
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See, however, Farrah using
loosers for
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While Farrah may have impeccable grammar, Farrah does not understand the distinction between
whoever and
whomever:

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Nor does she understand conventions regarding the apostrophe and the comma:

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Nor that
anyone is (formally speaking) singular:

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As a forward-thinking blue dot in a blue state, one anticipates Farrah to adopt a racially progressive mindset.
Consider then Farrah’s thoughts on a black immigrant celebrating her first vote in a US election:

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Farrah literally refers to a black woman as
it.
(See also Farrah’s informative response to a young Latina who voted for Trump:
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Perhaps Farrah is less inclined to dehumanize South Asians:

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Progressive.
There is also the matter of this GIF, cobbled together from Negroid features, to describe a Syrian man, since one category looks very much like the other:

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And the conflating of indigenous ritual with her love of
The Golden Girls:

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Farrah openly mocks Maori lawmakers in New Zealand protesting a controversial bill:

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And wades into the “wypipo don’t season they food” discourse.
Here, she defends a provocative “anti-woke” YouTuber, which means calling a minority racist for responding to the (white) YouTuber in a likewise provocative manner:

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4.3.5 Farrah vs. food
Given Farrah’s assertion that someone else “can’t cook for shit” (with the implication that she can), let us consider Farrah’s home cooking.
Being Italian, one anticipates a certain love for pasta. Farrah delivers, even if the final product is baffling and lacks a certain aesthetic polish:

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I believe this is Pad Thai:

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Farrah’s “roasted” vegetables:

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I do, however, admire a woman, post-bariatric WLS, who still honors her sweet tooth:

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A type 2 diabetic, post-bariatric WLS enjoying a 1K+ calories designed around blended doughnuts.
4.3.6 Farrah vs. American healthcare
As discussed, Farrah experienced severe (though unsurprising, per the literature) complications from her bariatric WLS, including GERD and anemia.
Unfortunately, Cigna has decided to kill Farrah, while the world watches. First, Cigna will not pay for Farrah’s prescription Tums:

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It is unclear whether Farrah ever canceled her Cigna coverage or reported Cigna to the FDA.
Cigna has also decided to allow Farrah to “slip back into anemia,” as it will not cover outright iron IVs:

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Cigna instead offers coupons, which are useless at Farrah’s preferred pharmacy:

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This time, Farrah is prepared to report Cigna.
Eventually, Cigna leaves the phone off the hook:

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Still without Tums, Farrah tags NAIC:

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This one-sided exchange may very well provide insight into Farrah’s relationships generally.
Even Farrah’s local health clinic thinks they should see other people:

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4.3.7 Farrah vs. Republicans/MAGA
Before proceeding, I remind everyone that Farrah does not like the term
pedophile or its variants being thrown around. In fact, this is one of her major objections to “Grift Gang” conversations on Twitter:

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This is an important enough issue that Farrah felt the need to share it at 3:45 AM ET (i.e., her time).
This courtesy does
not extend to those who vote for Republicans. In fact, Vice President (elect) J. D. Vance is explicitly identified as a pedophile:

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Furthermore, the entire Republican party is composed of pedophiles (yet another 4AM tweet):

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If not sexually assaulting children, “rapey” conservatives are happy to settle for adults. At 4:30AM, Farrah let Gunther Eagleman know what she knows:

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And if not prepared to rape your (infant) child now, Republicans (President-elect Trump, anyway) are happy to wait:

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Nor are the children of Republicans to be viewed as blameless. Potential leukemia is a just and proper punishment for the sin of one’s parents having voted Republican:

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Alternatively, it’s no great loss if a child is detonated (5AM):

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Since her own family failed the United States, Farrah expressed hopes of poisoning them during Thanksgiving dinner:

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Even suicide does not to elicit pity:

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If one votes correctly (or is simply not a US citizen), Farrah’s view towards child mortality rates is more measured:

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Simply being reposted by a conservative is grounds for censure. In the following, a woman discusses the economic barrier to evacuating her children, her husband, her mother-in-law, and herself from approaching Hurricane Milton:

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Farrah’s disdain for right-leaning politics includes supporting a Tik Tok channel that hopes for the normalized rape of white women, for supporting Trump (tweeted at 3 AM):

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Blue dot in a blue state, y’all.
Finally, Farrah, who wishes death on strangers’ children and dehumanizes racial/ethnic minorities, doesn’t tolerate problematic language (4:47AM):

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In fact, she’s prepared to call your job!
Farrah even tolerates violence in the service of defending a man’s right to use the women’s bathroom on Capitol Hill:

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Of course, Farrah herself can be forgiven for using anti-trans slurs:
Presumably, this is simply an instance of “reported language” and therefore acceptable. Thank God, this troll didn’t call her a
nigger.
Farrah is particularly bothered by those who mock others as retarded. It is unacceptable when “Grift Gang” supporters do it to her:

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It is unacceptable when Foodie Beauty does it to others:

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This, of course, raises the question of why Farrah then makes these same assumptions of Foodie Beauty’s sister, then tolerates other being more explicit in their claims:

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Of course, it’s possible Farrah’s politics and values are mostly performative.
Additional moments in across-the-aisle political discourse:
Christians praying in a stadium: “You’re trash, you clutch pig” (5:30AM ET)
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Praying for Trump family: dumb cunt (5:30AM ET)
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Trump’s hiding the weather!
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America hates women
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Jeff Bezos sucks for blandly congratulating Trump on his win
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4.3.8 Farrah vs. Foodie Beauty
Farrah begins reacting to Foodie Beauty on August 26, 2024, about a month after tagging Gorl World reactors on Twitter (see previous discussion).
She later claims that this follows from the need for new voices in the community, instead of the “old crones”:

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Farrah distinguishes herself by being one of those reactors who appears on camera:

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Like many Foodie Beauty reactors, Farrah attempts to diversify her content (e.g., Second Life vlogs, Kay’s Cooking reactions, etc.), though they bring in a fraction of the views (approx. 10%) compared to her Foodie Beauty reactions.
As of the end of December, Farrah is averaging 60 uploads per month.
It has been observed that reactors’ criticisms of Foodie Beauty tend to align with shared features. Let us then consider some of Farrah’s claims about Foodie Beauty, to see if this is true for her.
In the following tweet, Farrah makes what appears to be an unflattering comparison between Foodie Beauty and some other entity:

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The image was from an “anti-woke” account (since suspended) of a trans-identified male in a hijab (possibly
Summayah Dawud). For reference:
The implication is clear: Foodie Beauty does not (in Farrah’s mind, anyway) resemble a cisgender woman.
If failure to adhere to sex stereotypes (due to genetics, personal choices, etc.) is grounds for suspicion, it’s no wonder Farrah’s selfies raised suspicions in the Gorl World thread (e.g.,
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Farrah has also delighted in pointing out Chantal’s fat (i.e.,
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While Farrah’s hands may have definition now, it’s better to compare Foodie Beauty’s hands to Farrah’s hands pre-WLS:

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It’s also worth noting that Farrah’s hands, as they were then, were not enough to get her “to put down the fork.” Rather, she had to be surgically restrained from eating enough to maintain 300—400 lbs.
Let’s then consider Farrah’s hands as they are now. This too has fueled speculation that Farrah may be living a life now marked by “gender euphoria”:

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Foodie Beauty’s teeth are, of course, a source of notoriety. It’s unsurprising then that Farrah would wade into the topic:

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One then expects
excellent dental care from Farrah, a truly superior mouth:

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Foodie Beauty’s smell has been a popular topic point of speculation in Gorl World. Farrah presumes Foodie Beauty “constantly smells like shit”:

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I’m sure Farrah smells delightful in the time immediately following one of her doughnut-based coffee milkshakes. Or after she was fitted with a stomach pump following her radical weight loss surgery. Or for the decades preceding, particularly while wobbling 400 pounds around Joshua Tree.
Mention must also be made of Foodie Beauty’s loss of her gall bladder, due to being overweight. Farrah has, of course, made light of this:

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One wonders then about Farrah’s “weeping hole,” given that her gall bladder was likewise removed due to weight issues.
Farrah joins the crowd in dehumanizing Foodie Beauty. Though
pig is the most common insult (or
stuffed pig, per her comment to Cancer Warrior:
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A close-up then of Farrah from a recent livestream:
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Foodie Beauty’s fat has deformed her body, as it runs out of places to store the excess:

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The consequences of being morbidly obese
can be horrifying. Consider what nearly 4 decades did to Farrah’s legs:

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Finally, Chantal’s clothes suck:

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Presenting the tactical blazer, along with whatever Farrah's obscuring aesthetic might be:

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We remind ourselves, however, that Foodie Beauty’s failures are always worse than our own, which therefore licenses us to criticize her for those issues.
Extra:
August 1, 2024: Purple toes
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August 22, 2024: Get to watch someone eat themselves to death for free!
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August 22, 2024: Bloated tick (replying to Fondue Pondue)
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August 22, 2024: She’s going to start eating those obese fingers
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September 3, 2024: Foodie’s finger resembles a dog’s penis (replying to Lime Jello)
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September 22, 2024: “YouTube… needs to make an example out of this slob” (reply to Fondue Pondue)
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September 22, 2024: “YouTube endorses the world’s longest snuff film”
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4.4. Farrah Fiasco
On November 19, Farrah begins tweeting from her “Farrah Fiasco” account:

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She claims the “Auntie Dread” account is “toast”:

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Specifically, she claims that the Auntie Dread account was hacked:

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While I cannot verify whether the Auntie Dread account was hacked, she made her last Auntie Dread tweet (a repost) the day before shifting to the Farrah Fiasco account (
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On November 19, she also creates a Bluesky account, which gets even less traction than her Twitter account (see resources |
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4.5 Ufology
Is there anything Farrah unironically enjoys or is passionate about (apart from weed)?
She predictably supports fellow Italian American Luigi Mangione, accused of executing a healthcare CEO (
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Perhaps she’s still annoyed with Cigna over her lack of prescription Tums and routine iron infusions.
Farrah loves cats and Anais Nin and chocolate candies.
She is also currently passionate about extraterrestrial life and its relationship with world governments.
Farrah’s interest develops in late November. As with Foodie Beauty, there is no evidence in her available social media history that she would be interested in this topic. Which is not to say she has not been interested.
As is, however, the interest seems to come out of nowhere, yet fully formed. As with Foodie Beauty, she presents herself as having a strong background in the topic, that she is something of an “amateur expert.”
She even tags her husband (which seems weird when you live together but whatever):

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I have considered two possibilities. The first is that this is an interest she has picked up from Vol. This would align with Farrah’s minimal interest in non-paper doll video games (e.g., FFXIV), which reflect the partner she’s with.
This follows from the fact that she seems to suck at video games, unless the goal is to hamstring her team or see how many times her character can be killed.
A second possibility is that she
has been long interested in ufology. In this analysis, she is then attempting to involve her partner in her interests, as with attempting to involve him in her Foodie Beauty reactions.
Or they are both passionate about what exactly is happening over the skies of New Jersey and what means for the world.
Farrah is an unabashed supporter of Steven Greer, a prominent ufologist:

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Greer claims to have insider knowledge about global conspiracies, retrofitted technology from alien vehicles, etc. Farrah positions herself as an acolyte:

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And as a hype woman:

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First, it must be understood that the aliens are here, have
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There is a whiff of the 1970s UFO cults and the “Nordic” aliens to this claim.
Prominent ufologist supporter Tom Delonge, however, is a government plant and not to be trusted:

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As with all good prophets, Greer offers a timeline for when the revelations about the drones will be delivered to the public (whether through whistleblowers or filtered through obstructionist government rhetoric):

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Farrah hopes only that the whistleblowers survive:

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It is understood that the drones over New Jersey are controlled by the US government:

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It is also understood that due to retrofitting, we now have aircraft capable of being powered simply through thought:

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And that missing hikers are likely the victims of black ops kidnapping, to serve as subjects for human experimentation:

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We then have only to wait, while Farrah alternates between obsessing over men in black (
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5. Future directions?
I don't know whether Farrah will continue to be an interesting subject. There are, however some points that continue to interest me.
First, Farrah has insinuated that she has been a Foodie Beauty watcher for a very long time. Recently, she has claimed to have been watching Foodie Beauty when she was a makeup channel:

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This would put Farrah among the earliest Foodie Beauty adopters (late 2016/early 2017,
pre-Foodie Beauty). I have my doubts, as
no one was watching Chantal then. Still, it would be interesting to see if Farrah's reactions show any deeper insight into the lore. Thus far, I've seen no evidence. She could simply be a very bad reactor.
Second, Farrah has insinuated that she has a Kiwi Farms account:

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It is clear that Farrah reads the Farms; it would be even more interesting to know if she were a Farmer. Given Farrah's limited insults towards Foodie Beauty, one might consider a concordance study.
Finally, will Farrah persist in Gorl World? Farrah has a history of becoming interested in a topic/hobby/craft, really going at it for a month, then dropping the interest when she does not get the response (i.e., praise) to which she feels entitled (e.g., organic, cold-pressed soap, gaming streams, etc.) Will Farrah be willing to struggle for position in a saturated field (particularly when the aliens are calling)?