Gorl World + Haydur Nation reaction channel discussion - Come sperg about the Reactmosphere, right here

[StrawberryDouche]

Id love to see a flabba livestream from the desert, surrounded by camels and the local beduins trying to buy her fat ass off of scamantha

From what we've learned in Chantal's thread, Corie would be worth many a camel.

Think about it, Scammy. Consider this as a retirement plan for when it all goes south and I post this:

 

[tato fairy]

Maybe I'm just not good at recognizing threats, but what about this woman is intimidating?

how disrespectful to the fast food employees she has terrorized.

you don't know fear until you've forgotten her syrup packet and salt and pepper.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I have a question for Our Lady of Perpetual Sanctimony and Head Mistress of Morality, Bodega Owl.

She recently made a stream wherein she claimed that DC had been court ordered to remove certain videos from the internet, and that she had not, thereby violating a judge's order.

I don't recall seeing that in any of the transcripts. Since Owl has all the court records, could she please cite where that order was made and post a screenshot of it to refresh my memory and support her claim.

Thanks!

 

[QUEEN OF DENIAL]

Isn't Mr. Snowflake's job to react to Amberlynn. Why is he always bitching and complaining about being woken up and missing sleep? Figure out your sleep schedule, you fucking idiot.

I have a question for Our Lady of Perpetual Sanctimony and Head Mistress of Morality, Bodega Owl.

I have a question too. Did she forget when she was being doxed and in fear of her life?
She used to go by Oil Wife Life. I remember when she was crying about her abusive ex-husband bc someone apparently leaked her dox like 5 yrs ago. She deactivated and deleted for a bit.

ETA: grammar/spelling

 

[DCMediaSped]

Ok, these impressions are good Chantal.

eta: I'm . Was Salah really laughing like that or did Kate add that in?

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Ok, these impressions are good Chantal.

I have often thought that had Chantal not been as damaged and a slave to her addictions she could have been successful as an entertainer of some type. She has an overly expressive face which lends itself to comedy. She has the requisite neurosis of a comedian, unfortunately she lacks the necessary drive and work ethic.

 

[anliteralidiot]

Was Salah really laughing like that or did Kate add that in?

bbq chicken also has it, so I think it's real

 

[Random Internet Person]

A new challenger has entered the ring! ASCAS!

 

[DCMediaSped]

I have often thought that had Chantal not been as damaged and a slave to her addictions she could have been successful as an entertainer of some type. She has an overly expressive face which lends itself to comedy. She has the requisite neurosis of a comedian, unfortunately she lacks the necessary drive and work ethic.

If any of these reactors had an actual sense of humor they'd have a laugh about it. Instead they'll probably go into a blind rage.

 

[eggs_over_easy]

It's the key to Gorl World, I think, having an actual sense of humor about one's self -- Chantal saying "Ladies and gentlemen, that's not why we're here today..." in her Yo Mama impression (with sunglasses, on AND off) -- that was art. And I'll bet Yo Mama laughs about it.

Yaba, FFG, Samantha, etc. -- there's no art there (not like the Trash & Champagne eyebrows, which were everything... and the exquisite SQUEAK SQUEAK of her Kalari).

Pure regurgitation -- it's why if you pull a Yaba or FFG stream and extract the filler (e.g., catchphrases), you can boil down a 3-hour livestream to 20 minutes, at most: TABERNAK! AWW HON I'M SORRY/LOVE-THAT FOR YOU! CUTIE! FUNCLE BRAIN -- Chantal even imitated HERSELF!

Give her 20 years, and the next generation of hipsters will be cheering her on (rainbows, I know, leave me alone with my dreams), having seen her finest moments, curated through the French critics. Keep that pinky high, Gorl.

I have a question for Our Lady of Perpetual Sanctimony and Head Mistress of Morality, Bodega Owl.

You got something to say -- tag a non-hard R nigga. I ain't afraid to strap on my bikini top and timestamp a bitch out here in these YouTube streets. I am SOMETIMES Original Owl eeeeeeeeeeer-right? Trick Daddy may do it for the kids, but Imma kick it for the clicks... trick. (Sorry, I think I pivoted to Busta Rhymes King Lo mode.)

Also, @DCMediaSped said what I needed to say about non-Owl stuff -- it just takes me a really long time to type. Especially when I'm trying to free style about Gorl World.

ETA: Edited bc I, like FFG in her prime, forgot how to Anglophone. Also, refrain from my upcoming Gorl World diss track: "Lemme Yaba Dab (-a a doo) on ya." It's as far as I've gotten, but I've been having a wonderful time saying it. Doing it for the culture.

 

[Mahavitchnu Orchestra]

A new challenger has entered the ring! ASCAS!

The AI robot voice is tiresome, the commentary just a little above passable, but what sets this reactor apart is that they are autistic enough to report on the relevant goings-on in Chinny's chat, with screencaps, which makes their vids a little more useful than average.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

That is brilliant. Both Chantal and the way Kate edited it. This is why I could never hate Chantal, and why I don't understand why people hate Chantal. She is entertaining, whether it's the lunacy of the crackhead Olympics, the shamelessness, the illustrations of reactors or her impersonations of them. Entertaining af. And oh shit she even came for Amber, whom I wager will not see the humor in it.

Yes, she is frustrating, she lies, she is gross, and she married a sandmonkey just so she could ask you where your husband is, but no one can honestly claim she is not entertaining, and at times, fucking hilarious. Hate? I could never.

 

[DCMediaSped]

That is brilliant. Both Chantal and the way Kate edited it. This is why I could never hate Chantal, and why I don't understand why people hate Chantal. She is entertaining, whether it's the lunacy of the crackhead Olympics, the shamelessness, the illustrations of reactors or her impersonations of them. Entertaining af. And oh shit she even came for Amber, whom I wager will not see the humor in it.

Yes, she is frustrating, she lies, she is gross, and she married a sandmonkey just so she could ask you where your husband is, but no one can honestly claim she is not entertaining, and at times, fucking hilarious. Hate? I could never.

She really can be funny. Chantal has somehow managed to build this whole ecosystem around her. People base their entire days around reacting to her, and are making hours long documentaries on her antics. All the people she interacts with become like tv 'characters' in her universe. The whole situation is fascinating.

 

[Itspinklava]

Purple Glitter has made some hilarious videos about @Crab Latte this evening. You’re done, Crab Latte. The court has your information now!

Spoiler: archive

FVCK YOU CRAB LATTE
1/27/25

Spoiler: archive

Crab Latte STFU
1/27/25

Edited to add video titles for the archives

 

[eggs_over_easy]

Possible cognitive dissonance incoming.

Lisa Manning, Support Group legal council, showing her new look:


(link | archive)

Which, by her own admission is from Samantha Telfer:



Though I'm not sure how any of the crap Yaba and Samantha qualifies as "handmade" (the design? the material?), we trust the card, c/o "one of two fat lesbians in Indiana":



And the design (The Happiest Place on Earth) is of course available on one of the two fat lesbians from Indiana's merchandise shops (I believe Lisa's is in "Pretty in Pink"):


(link | archive)

Let me walk through this:

1. The two fat lesbians do not make the material that serves as the base for the merchandise design (e.g., hoodie, t-shirt, etc.)
2. The two fat lesbians do not make the design (either purchase packet from Etsy or use AI, which does not count, per current US legal definitions) featured on the merchandise base, which they also do not make.
3. The two fat lesbians sell trademark-/copyright-protected images and use (presumably) copyright-protected language in selling their non-handmade, handmade merchandise.
4. Lady lawyer promotes non-handmade, handmade, two lesbians merchandise (whether purchased or gifted) on social media.
5. Bc of awkward placement/postioning on non-handmade, handmade merchandise, Lady Lawyer seems to have tied off her nipples with ribbons.

Is Lady Lawyer promoting a non-handmade, handmade, 2-lesbians-from-Indiana-owned-business that flouts trademark/copyright protections AND forces the appearance of be-ribbon'd nipples on the consumer?

I demand answers.

you don't know fear until you've forgotten her syrup packet and salt and pepper.

I also demand syrup, salt-and-pepper packets, and my share of napkins.

Don't make me call someone's mother, ex-boyfriend, or current, fat fucking Korean partner. Do I need to get the spoon?

 

[krazy orange cat]

Do we know what Purple Glitter's KF account is? Because the information in @Crab Latte 's post is behind a private tag so she had to be logged in to view it.

 

[Ask My D0minatriX]

Lisa Manning, Support Group legal council, showing her new look:

Omg that's a truly hideous shirt!
It looks like something a Meemaw would wear in 1996!
Which brings me to Manning, oof, all those flexing on Chantal pics and she looks late sixties in this picture.


This one always gives me the creeps.

 

[Kitty kitty cat]

Wth am I looking at here? Is this really a so called professional boss Babe, a lawyer, wearing an abomination of a cheap ass temu look a like T-shirt, complete with bows on her titties and illegal prints of Disney characters? This combined with her worn leatherbag face and whore makeup makes her look deranged. This is the woman constantly flexing on gunty. THIS...
I wouldnt be surpiced to learn, that shes doing a Rekieta and boofing Coke with the local boyscout troupe or something similarly insane.
The posterchild of professionalism yall.

 

[Who Now]

Does Yaba ever rewatch her lives? That sound on the transition screen is so fucking loud ad annoying

 

[boxybum]

Does Yaba ever rewatch her lives? That sound on the transition screen is so fucking loud ad annoying

She has legit memory issues. She keeps saying she is going to do something, then the next day she completely forgets. That transition animation is so loud and obnoxious. She said she would turn it off weeks ago.