Goyslop confessional thread. - The first step of recovery is to admit you have a problem.

You guys don't like a Big Mac and fries?

Sheesh! You don't have to have one every month. It's a junk food treat! I really wish there was a Burger King nearby, but that will never happen.

Always wanted to try Chick-fil-a.

deermeat said:
Why are energy drinks so addicting?
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They're designed by the same people that made Doritos and cigarettes. So probably the MSG, the nicotine and the caffeine.
 
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Only slop I occasionally get is little ceasars pizza, whopper combos, or chicken tenders from KFC. I used to love mcdonalds plain hamburgers when I was a kid in 90s Germany. Germany mcdonalds > US mcdonalds.
 
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Dammit Mandrake! said:
Always wanted to try Chick-fil-a.
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It's delicious. Also Shake Shack, by far the best junk food I ate in the US, or anywhere else, for that matter.
When Americans talk about goyslop, they mean it. Their food is TRASH. To get an idea, take any junk food-like substance, burger, pizza, fries, whatever, remove literally all flavor, except oil and salt. Voilà, you have the American fast-food experience in a nutshell.
As for soda in a San Franciscan McDonald's, here's the recipe: take a dead rat, dissolve it in acid, pour it into water, add coloring, copious amounts of high-fructose corn syrup, and some bubbles. Change the acid-rat juice coloring according to the brand the customer chooses, and voilà, you have the American diabeetus experience in a nutshell.
No wonder they all have multiple health problems and a giga-obesity problem. The shit they call food is a crime against the entire human race.
 
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Mad_Dog said:
It's delicious. Also Shake Shack, by far the best junk food I ate in the US, or anywhere else, for that matter.
When Americans talk about goyslop, they mean it. Their food is TRASH. To get an idea, take any junk food-like substance, burger, pizza, fries, whatever, remove literally all flavor, except oil and salt. Voilà, you have the American fast-food experience in a nutshell.
As for soda in a San Franciscan McDonald's, here's the recipe: take a dead rat, dissolve it in acid, pour it into water, add coloring, copious amounts of high-fructose corn syrup, and some bubbles. Change the acid-rat juice coloring according to the brand the customer chooses, and voilà, you have the American diabeetus experience in a nutshell.
No wonder they all have multiple health problems and a giga-obesity problem. The shit they call food is a crime against the entire human race.
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When is arbys coming to Australia, I want the meats....
 
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