Grand Jury speculation thread

[tehpope]

Exceptional wishful thinking but I would love to see this go national news at some point.

Do you mean wall to wall coverage? Because Chris trended on twitter when the news broke last year. And Tucker Carlson mentioned it on his show too.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

is there a way to watch his trial live streamed?

 

[Buster Scruggs]

Welp, I really wasn't expecting it to go to grand jury. I wonder what they'll charge him with, or how many years he'll have, do we have any estimate on how long that could take to announce?

 

[Niggerphobe]

is there a way to watch his trial live streamed?

I don’t think they are going to record it

 

[northstar747]

I figured there would be a defense of how chris is retarded, and barb kinda groomed him with wanting them to cuddle or some weird shit like that.

 

[D_Tractor]

Charlottesville is actually really liberal, but I still think Chis is fucked.

Greene County is much more conservative even though it is nearby.

 

[Troonos]

Can this hearing be livestreamed, or at the very least, can media/public attend to report everything that happens?

 

[ModelCitizen]

Holy shit, we went from shitshow to dumpster fire.

 

[Hogar Grupal]

POV: You come back from commissary to meet your new Celly:

He always gave off that vibe (to the surprise of no one).

 

[mindlessobserver]

is there a way to watch his trial live streamed?

Sure. Ask the judge nicely. All trials are public in Virginia. Just "How" public depends on the judge.

 

[UFOCrashTestDummy]

How will Chris spin this as a positive?

 

[Pointless Sperg]

@Pointless Sperg How long does it typically take after a hearing like this before Chris sees the grand jury?

Chris never sees the grand jury. Only the prosecutor does. When it happens is whenever their next scheduled meeting is, and I have no idea what the schedule there is. It's a rural county so they might not meet as often as in a city.

Does the upgrade from a misdemeanor to a felony means Chris will have to be rebooked? If so there should be an updated mugshot coming when the new charges are publicly released.

No, he's already booked, and the charge is still presumably the same charge so they don't even have to update that part of the record.

Does this also mean that Chris is going to have to wait out his trials in big boy state prison rather than the county jail he was being held at before? This is of course assuming they don't throw him back in the asylum for a couple months for his own protection.

No, you are only sent to prison for conviction of a felony. Before that, you are kept in jail.

 

[Clock]

Everyone here seems to think Chris is about to make a complete fool of himself in the court room.

Fellas. We've seen from troll call after troll call that when Chris is directly verbally lambasted for something, he utters his dumbass sigh and goes quiet and just hopes the other party shuts up. ESPECIALLY when it's presented in a calm and matter-of-fact manner like ABL did, and how I'd presume the court would be handling him.

In all likelihood, Chris just stays quiet and squirms around in his seat going "mmmh...nnggh...." for however many hours it takes while everyone else deals with his shit for him. If his defense knows what's good for him, they'd ensure that he doesn't get the chance to open his mouth all that much, too.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

Can this hearing be livestreamed, or at the very least, can media/public attend to report everything that happens?

There's a chance the public will be allowed to attend (Judge's Discretion) but it will not be streamed and no recording devices will be allowed. Best chance is for the Gunt to go and Killstream in the parking lot right after Chris pleads guilty/no contest to whatever deal was agreed to.

 

[wyleanda]

Time to grab the popcorn and just wait for the thread to catch even more on fire!

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

How will Chris spin this as a positive?

Something something dimensional merge blue heart cpu goddess something

In all likelihood, Chris just stays quiet and squirms around in his seat going "mmmh...nnggh...." for however many hours it takes while everyone else deals with his shit for him.

Or just starts screeching about using the right pronouns in the judge's face, either of those

 

[Markorian]

Everyone here seems to think Chris is about to make a complete fool of himself in the court room.

Fellas. We've seen from troll call after troll call that when Chris is directly verbally lambasted for something, he utters his dumbass sigh and goes quiet and just hopes the other party shuts up. ESPECIALLY when it's presented in a calm and matter-of-fact manner like ABL did, and how I'd presume the court would be handling him.

In all likelihood, Chris just stays quiet and squirms around in his seat going "mmmh...nnggh...." for however many hours it takes while everyone else deals with his shit for him. If his defense knows what's good for him, they'd ensure that he doesn't get the chance to open his mouth all that much, too.

I'd agree with you if we didn't already know that he stomped his feet during one of the previous hearings and demanded he be allowed to go back home to gather up his favorite toys.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Everyone here seems to think Chris is about to make a complete fool of himself in the court room.

Fellas. We've seen from troll call after troll call that when Chris is directly verbally lambasted for something, he utters his dumbass sigh and goes quiet and just hopes the other party shuts up. ESPECIALLY when it's presented in a calm and matter-of-fact manner like ABL did, and how I'd presume the court would be handling him.

In all likelihood, Chris just stays quiet and squirms around in his seat going "mmmh...nnggh...." for however many hours it takes while everyone else deals with his shit for him. If his defense knows what's good for him, they'd ensure that he doesn't get the chance to open his mouth all that much, too.

We think he'll make a fool of himself in court because he's made a fool of himself in court before.

 

[Pointless Sperg]

Sure. Ask the judge nicely. All trials are public in Virginia. Just "How" public depends on the judge.

Somehow I don't think they'll be particularly eager to open it up any more than they have to.

By the way, thanks for posting. It seems you're much more familiar with Virginia than I am. I'd like more input from you to call me out when I'm being a retard, if you don't mind.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

How will Chris spin this as a positive?

He'll say it was foreordained, but also Null's fault somehow. Then he'll drown it in a bunch of Jesus CPU Blue Heart bullshit that no one understands.