Grand Jury speculation thread

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What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%

  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%

  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%

  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%

  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%

  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%
  • Total voters
    1,512
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Smicneibn said:
There is probably some kind of arrangement going on to have her placed in some kind of intensive treatment program at an undisclosed location probably with a change of identity.
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May I ask why do you respect the self-chosen pronouns of a rapist who chose said pronouns in order to get closer to women?
 
Josterman said:
i think that should be the best outcome
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It's the obvious outcome.

Nobody wants to waste time trying Chris, and the court is legally obligated to find a care home for him somewhere if he's convicted (which he will be because hes guilty as hell). They're probably looking for somewhere way the hell out of Greene County so he's someone else's problem the next time he fucks up.
 
Chris can't even keep it a secret that he frequently shits himself. As soon as he started banging his geriatric mother, he was smugly bragging about it, up to dropping stupid "hints" that it was Barb, like how his mysterious new lover is over 50 and used to be an accountant.
If Chris was a diddler, we would know.
 
Skitterways said:
What kind of a location?
What kind of a treatment facility?
Why would the state of Virginia help Chris Chan change his/her/it's identity?

It was like pulling teeth to get Virginia to spell my name the way it was spelled since birth and on 2 other states' drivers licenses! You really think Virginia is going to help change someone's identity in an undisclosed facility at some super secret location? Gurl, get yourself together!
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Probably a medical facility Why would the state of Virginia grant a change of identity? Because it is obvious she cannot go into gen pop. She is autistic, she is trans and sexually abused her elderly defenseless mother (which in the eyes of other inmates is no better than a child molester).
 
One thing Chris fears the most right now is when he hears the judge in front of him says "Guilty" then a sound of the gavel.
 
Smicneibn said:
Probably a medical facility Why would the state of Virginia grant a change of identity? Because it is obvious she cannot go into gen pop. She is autistic, she is trans and sexually abused her elderly defenseless mother (which in the eyes of other inmates is no better than a child molester).
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It's probably going to be more of a supportive housing facility. Think something more like an old folks' home, but for tards. Full on mental hospitals are few and far between these days and mostly reserved for the people who scream at the walls 24/7 and have to be monitored to stop them from eating their own shit, and even then they have to do something horribly destructive to get sent there against their will.
 
Chris has been rotting in jail for 6+ months now, if he is found guilty the max sentence is 1 year in prison. Will those 6 months be accounted for in his sentencing, like if he is given a year but will only have to serve 6 months due to his time in prison?
 
Smicneibn said:
There is probably some kind of arrangement going on to have her placed in some kind of intensive treatment program at an undisclosed location probably with a change of identity. I don't really see anything else that would truly work.
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I assume you don't have much experience with the American criminal justice system. For the most part insane/retarded people who end up inside the criminal justice system just suffer. The ability to hold a patient separate from gen pop and give them any real treatment varies wildly from facility to facility, because we're including everything from a pretty rural county jail to major federal penitentiaries, but, for most inmates it'll be minimal if anything.

The U.S. has realized it's easier to just lock these people up than treat them, and once they are poor, unmedicated, and alone in adulthood the invariably act in a way that results in police interaction.
 
A-№1 said:
It's the obvious outcome.

Nobody wants to waste time trying Chris, and the court is legally obligated to find a care home for him somewhere if he's convicted (which he will be because hes guilty as hell). They're probably looking for somewhere way the hell out of Greene County so he's someone else's problem the next time he fucks up.
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This is why I feel like we should repeal social security and hold no bars against people like Chris aka repeal special privileges to retards like him
 
RealBoi said:
Chris has been rotting in jail for 6+ months now, if he is found guilty the max sentence is 1 year in prison. Will those 6 months be accounted for in his sentencing, like if he is given a year but will only have to serve 6 months due to his time in prison?
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Prison is only for people serving felony sentences, that is, a year or longer. People sentenced to a misdemeanor spend it in jail, up to a year. If Chris is sentenced for only one year, it will be for a misdemeanor charge, and he will not go to prison.

That said, it is still possible (though IMHO unlikely) for Chris' wobbler charges to be upgraded to a felony. In which case the maximum sentence would be 10 years, in which case he would be sent to prison unless the sentence minus time served was less than a year.
 
ToroidalBoat said:
Will Chris be able to have internet access there?
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Probably. It might be through a content-filtered connection though. Depending on how much of his own finances Chris has control over, he could maybe have an unfiltered mobile phone connection too. How stupid he is in his attempts to get around it would vary based on his level of retardation.

It's becoming less and less acceptable to keep people off the internet these days, as it's now a part of everyday life. It would be the same as denying people phone calls or the ability to write letters in older times.
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris is capable of anything except finding a mate or normal human intellect.
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Chris is like a fat, noisy, messy parrot with anger issues. One that's been poorly socialized.

Pointless Sperg said:
It's becoming less and less acceptable to keep people off the internet these days, as it's now a part of everyday life.
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Back in the days when Chris made up "Sonichu", the internet was more of a "non-essential nerd thing", and I think courts could easily ban people from using it.
 
Smicneibn said:
Probably a medical facility Why would the state of Virginia grant a change of identity? Because it is obvious she cannot go into gen pop. She is autistic, she is trans and sexually abused her elderly defenseless mother (which in the eyes of other inmates is no better than a child molester).
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They don’t hand out new identities like candy, and Chris would find some way to fuck it up and let the cat out of the bag.

Chris wouldn’t be put in a genpop. There would be a sequestered place for trans people, ex cops, diddlers, etc.
 
Ophelia said:
Chris wouldn’t be put in a genpop. There would be a sequestered place for trans people, ex cops, diddlers, etc.
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Sucks that there's a world where ex cops are now lumped in the same category as child molesters and freaks like Chris.

Chris would find some way to fuck it up and let the cat out of the bag.
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Chris is "soo" egotistical and "honor roll" that if he were to assume a new identity, there'd be a "leak" fairly fast.
 
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