Grand Jury speculation thread

[TheRealMcCoy]

I would think one of the conditions of his release would be not using the Internet

That ain't gonna last long. He'll just claim he's posting as another entity inhabiting his body.

 

[RodgerDodger]

My money is on the Judge trolling us all and reading out the Vic Mignogna Decision.

 

[Ass Johnson]

Does anybody know the scheduled time of the hearing?

 

[The Sopranos Is Good]

Wild Card: The Judge orders Chris's immediate release and orders the county to pay him a $100,000 for mistreatment or something. That'd get a pretty big laugh out of me. Never happen, but it'd be funny.

 

[Shartin' Luther]

Does anybody know the scheduled time of the hearing?

Says 10 AM EDT on the Cwcki.

 

[Nointey]

I just want to see how fucked he is in person after a year with only his thoughts.
Will he become a devoted preacher? Will he start his own religion? Will he write a holy book?

He hasn't changed one bit, with the exception of him having a few extra delusions. He is like a mental Tardigrade

 

[Tootsie Bear]

Says 10 AM EDT on the Cwcki.

So a little over an hour we'll hopefully know what happens.

 

[anti SJW]

Well if Chris does get released, keep an eye on his social media accounts.

He will be posting the second he gets his cellphone back. (He'll have to charge it because that battery is going to be long discharged/dead.)

How was Chris paying the cell phone bill while He was in jail? I'd think whatever carrier He uses would have shut Chris' phone off for non payment, and Chris would have to pay everything He owes to get it re activated.

 

[Space.Muffin]

Dark Ending:
Chris gets released, he goes to the Sonichu Temple against all orders to not do so. He finds out that Barb had all of his shit removed and thrown out. He goes into tard-rage mode. Chris slaps, punches and humps Barb as he did his pillow once "accidentally" killing her. Goes back to jail the same day he got released.

 

[FamicomGorby]

Says 10 AM EDT on the Cwcki.

I think 10AM is just when the court opens, the actual time his case comes up isn't known.

https://www.vacourts.gov/courts/combined/greene/home.html

 

[Mister Mint]

He is like a mental Tardigrade

TardDegrade

 

[Ulkesh]

Source?

GodJesus and the Bear at Regency Square Shopping Centre Herself

 

[Deborah "Debbie" Grayson]

It's like the oj verdict but for autistics.

“If the duck don’t fit you must acquit!”

 

[Shartin' Luther]

I think 10AM is just when the court opens, the actual time his case comes up isn't known.

https://www.vacourts.gov/courts/combined/greene/home.html

According to this we should expect 11 AM to 1 PM as custody cases start then.

 

[poppystardew]

man i have no idea why but i’m fucking tense.
like i’m constantly refreshing waiting for a scrap of info. i’m really fuckin nervous he’s gonna just walk out and back to 14bc and not get a smidgen of the help he desperately needs.

 

[Father Jack]

If Chris does gets released, could he be allowed out today or would he have to stay in jail a bit longer?

 

[Mason Verger]

For once I don’t mind a continuance as it’s just more jail time and he’s obviously counting on getting released soon. Anything to dash his hopes. That said, I’m sure even his defense wants this resolved ASAP so they can move on and forget he exists.

 

[White Girl]

I have a very hard time featuring the notion that Barb has been home alone for a year without someone there every day to supervise her. Plus, haven't quite a few people gone by the house and reported it's virtually cleaned out with only one light on somewhere inside? I think Chris is hearing things second-hand and twisting that information around so it fits with the outcome he wants to happen and has written in the script in his head.

And there's no way they're going to allow Chris take over ownership of the house. His name isn't on the title. And there's no way they're going to allow Chris to have any say in what happens with his mother. She's his victim. He lost any say on what happens with Barb the second he stuck his mangled, deformed dick inside her ancient, cobweb covered cooch.

I’m pretty sure someone said that family was taking care of Barb. Wouldn’t surprise me if they sold the house or are waiting for the bank to take it away. I’ve heard it’s easier to get into a retirement home broke than with money? Not sure how true that is.

 

[AnOminous]

UPDATE: the Judge just yelled "SNEED" and then sentenced Chris to death, and the bailiffs immediately beat Chris to death.

 

[FamicomGorby]

man i have no idea why but i’m fucking tense.
like i’m constantly refreshing waiting for a scrap of info. i’m really fuckin nervous he’s gonna just walk out and back to 14bc and not get a smidgen of the help he desperately needs.

THE MERGE IS HAPPENING! CAN YOU FEEEEEEL IT?

Nah I think it's just the year long build up. Chris fucking his mom was pretty out of left field, though looking back at the Geno samuel documentary the amount foreshadowing is troubling, so who the fuck knows where Chris will go from there?

For once I don’t mind a continuance as it’s just more jail time and he’s obviously counting on getting released soon. Anything to dash his hopes. That said, I’m sure even his defense wants this resolved ASAP so they can move on and forget he exists.

I think Chris lucked out getting an actually decent lawyer, but yeah he had no idea what the hell he was getting into when Chris came up on the docket so probably wants him out of his fuckin life.