Grand Jury speculation thread

[Bassomatic]

If Chris starts tweeting I'm wondering what the order will be, begging, fuck null, CPU/pony sperg. I assume we're going to get all 3 but not sure the order.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Well, this thread has certainly been useful and informative today.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

There’s not enough “late” reactions for everyone coming to the conclusion of a continuance

Doesn't this nigga have to be released from jail after a year if his trial hasn't happened yet?

 

[Chester Rigby]

Good Ending: Chris is sent to a mental institution and given the help he actually needs. Comes out, ditches the internet, works on being a semi-functional adult.

Neutral Ending: Continuance. Hearing postponed until a later date.

Bad Ending: Chris is released, immediately goes on the internet to shitpost and terrorize the masses once again.

Alternate Ending: Chris is actually the messiah. Judge sentences him to death, triggering third impact and the rapture. Praise be.

I rather prefer the UFO ending, thanks.

 

[Aegeus]

has done tard court a few times he got movie tickets for showing up to his probation hearing

Don't forget Chris was also smoking pot (a violation of his probation) and molesting underage children (The Teen Troon Squad) whilst he was attending the tard probation psych evaluations, wherein they rubber-stamped him and let him go scot-free.

The Teflon Tard has gotten away with so much that would have landed anyone else in jail or prison for many years, and he has done it so many fucking times now.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

But Chris thinks it's 14BC so when they mention home, that's what Chris will think.

Again, if Barb isn't there, which from what we've heard, is extremely likely, there's nothing prohibiting Chris from going back there.

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

If Chris starts tweeting I'm wondering what the order will be, begging, fuck null, CPU/pony sperg. I assume we're going to get all 3 but not sure the order.

I wonder if he was foreknowing enough to take a charger with him to the motel (probably) and if he will find a McDonald's that won't kick him out for charging his phone and eating a McDouble for several hours to charge up his dead phone.

 

[Smleman303]

Again, if Barb isn't there, which from what we've heard, is extremely likely, there's nothing prohibiting Chris from going back there.

You did read his recent letter? Now he's saying, lol please give me 150k to pay to get her in a home pretty please.

 

[GwynLordOfDrip]

Doesn't this nigga have to be released from jail after a year if his trial hasn't happened yet?

What’s the relevance of your question to my comment

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

What’s the relevance of your question to my comment

Shut up nigger

 

[Officer Barbrady]

Again, if Barb isn't there, which from what we've heard, is extremely likely, there's nothing prohibiting Chris from going back there.

Doesn't Barb have the rights to the house? I doubt they'd let him stay there if she's still linked to it.

 

[Bassomatic]

If barbs in a home and let him stay at 14 there would be some sort of dark poetic idea of the house empty no barb no toys just Chris.

 

[King Metalia]

I can see how the defense attorney will keep Chris from sperging out. In a few letters, Chris said He is going home. To Chris, this means 14BC. But it's most likely wherever they are going to put Him.

But Chris thinks it's 14BC so when they mention home, that's what Chris will think.

Until He finds out after the hearing and sperg out then.

Oh how I would love to bare firsthand witness to said sperg out.

Whoever is responsible for 14BC will probably call one of those companies that just haul junk away to clean out the house, where said junk will be evaluated and then scattered to the winds via garbage, goodwill/salvation army donation, or outright resale.

There's probably as much hazmat risk as there is in any hoarder's house, the Chandler residence isn't even truly the worst I've ever seen.

Anyone who can last five minutes in the dung cave known as 14BC deserves a gold metal.

 

[Tennis-Ball-Tony]

You did read his recent letter? Now he's saying, lol please give me 150k to pay to get her in a home pretty please.

No one read the recent letter since it just was a summation from one of Chris's orbiters.

 

[CatParty]

Is it another continuance yet

 

[Yksi_Toveri]

If barbs in a home and let him stay at 14 there would be some sort of dark poetic idea of the house empty no barb no toys just Chris.

Latest letter synopsis seems to imply Barb is at 14BC and Chris wants $150K to put her in a nursing home. Of course, Chris is an unreliable narrator, so who knows if that's true.

 

[Got Milk!]

I really can't believe that nobody showed up for this. Like no farmers, no gunt, no one from kengles orbit or anywhere else.
Assuming it's open to public that is. If not, I would think someone would have complained about that this morning. I'm honestly shocked by that.

 

[Nicest Person on a Honda]

Assuming it's open to public that is.

It is closed to the public

 

[BigCumGamer69]

I'd feel bad for the poor fucker that's there getting sentenced the same day as Chris, and gets sentenced to 20 years in prison and along with that, they get to see Chris screaming and crying because the court threw away his toys

 

[Hogar Grupal]

If barbs in a home and let him stay at 14 there would be some sort of dark poetic idea of the house empty no barb no toys just Chris.

Just like it started with Chris alone in his room with toys, it could possibly end the same, but this time, Chris ain't going mute. He'll be going homeless.