”For example in this post a user called Dynastia shares a victim’s phone number saying ‘Fight him irl’ (meaning ‘fight him in real life’). This appears to be counselling or procuring felony harassment since inevitably such victims do get frightening, anonymous calls.”
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His phone service is likely cancelled, so that’s a whole thing.
that's why I said wifi, if you have no service you can still use a smartphone to tap into public wifi like what they have at mcdonalds.
And who’s to say he even has his phone? It was probably left sitting on a motel nightstand when he got arrested. Chris has whatever he had on him during intake.
They searched his handbag when they busted him. Plus a tech junkie like chris wouldn't leave his hideout without a phone I'm sure they added it to the contraband they'll have to give back when they they do eventually release him. Speaking of imagine being the Corrections officer who has to list off all the things you return to chris after having to look up what the hell a"djpone3" Custom pin off esty was.
Any road will take you there.
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I just called.
They released Chris with a giant box of Magnum condoms for his enormous dick and told him he can fuck Barb all he wants.
Can we get a mod to verify this?
Probably not, nool doesn't seem to be woke enough to have a retard employment policy, so while all our mods may be trannies, they aren't literally retarded enough to verify utter bullshit.
Excuse me while I hug myself and purr.
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I just called.
big if true
I just called.
But did they say whether or not they would have sex with him?
Wow! I just called and Judge Logatto has sentenced Chris to death by leathal injection.
They released Chris with a giant box of Magnum condoms for his enormous dick and told him he can fuck Barb all he wants.
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Gonna need some fuckin evidence, if they're going to court then that means they're bumping up to a felony.
Excuse me while I hug myself and purr.
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Also, apparently reddit is also saying it's going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.
i called again and Chris is going before a Grand Jury.
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Damn it WolfKiller you've doomed us all to pages of 'I just called' jokes.
I just called.It's going before a grand jury.
Oh god, here we go
Any road will take you there.
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Also, apparently reddit is saying it's also going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.
We did it reddit!
Honestly I'm more inclined to trust reddit than the OP of this eventuality.
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I also just called.
“Peace secured by slavish submission is not peace"
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Also, apparently reddit is saying it's also going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.
Could it just be some frustrated guy answering phones saying this thinking it will stop people from calling? Not sure how likely it is but it seems more likely than it going to a grand jury.
We know more than we understand
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Also, apparently reddit is saying it's also going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.
There are at least a few redditors reading this thread waiting for any ounce of information to surface so that they can be the one who “broke the story” to the general public.
I just called. And Putin confirmed he would exchange Brittney Griner for Chris.
To the stars!
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How am I supposed to enjoy my tendies during my lunch hour when there's no confirmation to ANY of this shit?
Excuse me while I hug myself and purr.
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There are at least a few redditors reading this thread waiting for any ounce of information to surface so that they can be the one who “broke the story” to the general public.
trapped in a cycle of "saw it on the other site"
"well, GEE!"
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Damn it WolfKiller you've doomed us all to pages of 'I just called' jokes.
The source on Reddit is 'what I got when I called' which I believe as much as the magnum condoms and the lethal injection posts.
I also just called.
Accidental biohazard? Or chemical warfare?
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