“What's reality? I don't know. When my bird was looking at my computer monitor I thought, "That bird has no idea what he's looking at." And yet what does the bird do? Does he panic? No, he can't really panic, he just does the best he can. Is he able to live in a world where he's so ignorant? Well, he doesn't really have a choice. The bird is okay even though he doesn't understand the world. You're that bird looking at the monitor, and you're thinking to yourself, I can figure this out. Maybe you have some bird ideas. Maybe that's the best you can do.”
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Any road will take you there.
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I just called.
Not a cruel German girl.
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i called again and Chris is going before a Grand Jury.
Good enough for me - Slaweel always knew that kid was no god damn good.
Dark force of The Galaxy Cauldron
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I just called. The man on trial is not Christine Weston Chandler.
7th gen gentleman farmer of Asparagus Officinalis
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>Source: Just trust me bro
I have it on good authority that his uncle works for ChrisChan/Sonichu Productions.
Also, apparently reddit is also saying it's going to grand jury. In all seriousness it's anybody's guess right now.
The
reddit post predates
Wolfkiller's testimony by 2 minutes
Reddit post: 17:54:30 UTC
Wolfkiller's post: 17:56 UTC
Please be true please be true
Excuse me while I hug myself and purr.
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The reddit post predates Wolfkiller's testimony by 2 minutesReddit post: 17:54:30 UTCWolfkiller's post: 17:56 UTC
RIP Chris
Honestly, until we get proof from the state website or a recording, I'm going to assume he's let out
Where you goin', city boy?
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FFS, isn't there any up-to-date online record we can just check?
Any road will take you there.
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I just called. The man on trial is not Christine Weston Chandler.
It's a fair cop, but society is to blame.
RIP Gorby
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FFS, isn't there any up-to-date online record we can just check?
It's a podunk court in the middle of fuck nowhere Virginia, what the hell ya want?
The
reddit post predates Wolfkiller's testimony by 2 minutes
Reddit post: 17:54:30 UTC
Wolfkiller's post: 17:56 UTC
Please be true please be true
So Wolfkiller posted on reddit first before posting here.
Any road will take you there.
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I tried to believe this, but then a skeleton popped out
Nothing happened on April 13, 2018
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People really out here putting full trust in a Kiwi comment and Reddit
Dark force of The Galaxy Cauldron
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Honestly, until we get proof from the state website or a recording, I'm going to assume he's let out
Either way the fun is about to begin.
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Let's say this moves forward to a grand jury. Heilberg's only job was to convince the judge to let Chris off (as usual). I don't know if his magic can work in a grand jury with a client like Chris.
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Accidental biohazard? Or chemical warfare?
Don't know, but she said tha the judge was so appalled by the stench that they're publicly executing him outside the court house right now.
Why, this stuff’s made in New York City!
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The
reddit post predates Wolfkiller's testimony by 2 minutes
Reddit post: 17:54:30 UTC
Wolfkiller's post: 17:56 UTC
Please be true please be true
Reddit guy says he called "an hour ago." So I guess he just sat on the information for an hour while every ween in the world has been trying to get through to the courthouse. No rush, right?
I can't think of anything
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CNN reported a man just turned into a blue rat and flew out of a courtroom in Virginia. They said it sighed and shit itself while doing so. Think this might be related?
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