Grand Jury speculation thread

What will the next legal development be?

  • Grand Jury declares Chris fit for trial

    Votes: 458 30.3%

  • Grand Jury declares Chris a brokebrain and unfit for trial

    Votes: 203 13.4%

  • CONTINUANCE!

    Votes: 220 14.6%

  • Plea deal

    Votes: 122 8.1%

  • The US collapses, Chris escapes from jail and becomes a cult-leader

    Votes: 208 13.8%

  • The Merge occurs

    Votes: 301 19.9%
  • Total voters
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AnOminous said:
Yes, although not anything else. It's also not a ruling, but a "true bill," a finding of probable cause. It's all but a formality unless the prosecution somehow completely shits itself.
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It's Virginia don't underestimate them
 
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Null said:
Just to confirm, nothing has fucking happened right
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Nothing, it's scheduled to start at 9:30 a.m. Then they have about ten cases to go through, maybe less if something went away. If they're in the order listed, Chris is near the end. We won't know what's happened until it's made public, and then, only the fact of indictment.

There's also a hearing tomorrow, which suggests everyone knows it's a foregone conclusion.
 
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Null said:
Just to confirm, nothing has fucking happened right
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We have less than an hour until Grand Jury starts their shit, and they have multiple cases, so not yet.

Quixotic Man said:
It takes a special kind of retarded prosecutor to bring a case before a Grand Jury they can't get an indictment for.

I would be horrendously surprised if Chris wasn't going to trial.
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That would be a terrible upset if the grand jury refuses to indict.
 
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Bassomatic said:
I'm truly sad I won't be there when the judge sends him to the chair and yells ZAP TO THE EXTREME
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Obviously this won’t happen, but if someone with talent and an abundance of time decides to do a Sonichu/Oz crossover, I can honestly see Chris going happily to the chair full of Macdonald’s, ice cream and spunky fanta, thinking he is going to be released after being given his Electric Hedgehog powers.
 
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I know this is literally just a 'please let us proceed, thx', that it is all but a given, and we'll get nothing but confirmation of charges, but it makes be feel oddly anticipatory anyway.

Nothing will happen except the rubber stamping of his charges. But hopefully this makes something happen that isn't gay ass jail letters in the coming weeks. ( 🌈 )
 
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Empyrea said:
Nothing will happen except the rubber stamping of his charges. But hopefully this makes something happen that isn't gay ass jail letters in the coming weeks. ( 🌈 )
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The only potentially interesting thing is if the prosecutor (or the grand jury itself which will probably not) compels Chris himself to testify to get his testimony on the record and prevent him changing his story later. I doubt this is going to happen, and even if it did, we wouldn't know unless he testified and contradicted himself at trial, in which case it could be used to impeach or in an independent perjury prosecution.

And this won't happen in all likelihood.

Chris will definitely hit the roof when his delusions are shattered and more retarded letters will ensue unless he's effectively tard wrangled.
 
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Empyrea said:
I know this is literally just a 'please let us proceed, thx', that it is all but a given, and we'll get nothing but confirmation of charges, but it makes be feel oddly anticipatory anyway.

Nothing will happen except the rubber stamping of his charges. But hopefully this makes something happen that isn't gay ass jail letters in the coming weeks. ( 🌈 )
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I guess with Chris' tendency to massively incriminate himself in letters, we may know how fucked he is ahead of time.
 
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CyberLemonade said:
His lawyer is going to try his best to convince them he's unfit, and if he gets deemed too insane he's dropping the Jesus shit. Instantly.

Alternatively, Magi-chan will possess every member of the jury and Chris gets elected president.
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Chris' lawyer is not involved today. Grand Jury is just the Prosecutor. You don't have the right to defend yourself at a Grand Jury proceeding.
 
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Just to think that if Chris had any level of self control when it comes to spouting out what ever pops into his husk of a brain, he wouldn’t be dealing with the possibility of rotting in prison for the remainder of his 40’s. Though if those recent letters are any indication to me, is that we all should be reminded that no one should have an ounce of sympathy for this man. Unless we live in total clown world, I am 100 percent certain that he is going to trial.

The amount of evidence stacked against Chris is insane and considering that what ever the results of those medical records they did on Barb were; Then this will indeed confirm that this gross deviant should be segregated from the rest of society. Now whether or not this is a part of some form of a plea deal doesn’t really make much sense to me. Only considering that time and time again Chris has been guilty as sin, but yet he still professes his innocence, or blames the trolls for his actions. That he not only commits, but confesses to endlessly. The amount I would pay to see Chris go into hedgehog defence position, before he gets tard wrangled in that court room that day is quite large. Either way this season of Kiwi Kourt TV is going to produce some very entertaining transcripts for us observers.
 
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