Grand Jury speculation thread

[Radical Goodspeed]

Unless we live in total clown world, I am 100 percent certain that he is going to trial.

The great horror is that this could've only happened if we weren't already in clown world.

I know sanity and sense are not objective, but a non-lolcow would have turned from the brink before getting this far...

 

[HamsterEater96]

Our Generation's OJ trial.

 

[I swear she's 18]

Our Generation's OJ trial.

"If the condom does not fit, you must acquit"

 

[Boopims]

The merge shall commence today

 

[AnOminous]

The amount I would pay to see Chris go into hedgehog defence position, before he gets tard wrangled in that court room that day is quite large.

He probably won't be there unless for some bizarre reason the Commonwealth compels him to testify.

 

[Ken_Penders69]

I think its too late for Chris to make a plea? I think he MIGHT be able to enter a guilty plea AFTER today's hearing but idk

 

[mindlessobserver]

I think its too late for Chris to make a plea? I think he MIGHT be able to enter a guilty plea AFTER today's hearing but idk

You can make a deal right up until a Jury or Judge renders a verdict. The closer you get to that point though, the harder it is to do.

 

[D is for Stupid]

Something is happening tomorrow I guess

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Can a juror quit mid trial due to what they see? Or are they vetted in a way that akes sure they can handle it?

 

[King Metalia]

I hope this trial's gonna make The OJ and Zimmerman trials look like a warm up act.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

I hope this trial's gonna make The OJ and Zimmerman trials look like a warm up act.

Those are standard violence. This is next level type shit that someone that grew up before the internet would just simply not understand. This is something they are NOT prepared for.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Just to confirm, nothing has fucking happened right

Just come back tomorrow afternoon for a motion/other hearing. As it's been said could be the verdict assuming Chris DID take a plea deal that includes taking the felony rap.


So nope nothing happened. I think this site will never have Chris as featured content ever again unless you count his inevitable death, or confirmation Barb is dead.

 

[FamicomGorby]

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Something is happening tomorrow I guess

Yeah that's standard, Grand Jury's pretty much always say there's enough evidence to bring charges.

I'm still banking on Chris taking a plea deal and this felony charge is part of it. He might have refused plea deals before, but from Chris' letters it sounds like he knows he's getting out soon.

So nope nothing happened. I think this site will never have Chris as featured content ever again unless you count his inevitable death, or confirmation Barb is dead.

I think Null will feature when Chris gets out, but definitely nothing that isn't a major life event for Chris anymore.

Can a juror quit mid trial due to what they see? Or are they vetted in a way that akes sure they can handle it?

They do pick alternates for a reason, but a Judge isn't gonna let someone out of jury duty unless it's for a damn good reason. Like the jurors in the OJ case were sequestered for over eleven months, they were basically in fuckin jail not able to leave the hotel the city put em up in without a police escort.

 

[It's Over Anakin]

Can a juror quit mid trial due to what they see? Or are they vetted in a way that akes sure they can handle it?

I wouldn't say so. When I did Jury Duty the first case was a child molester and we had no prior warning of that, and we had an 18-year-old kid on the jury with us.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

Can a juror quit mid trial due to what they see? Or are they vetted in a way that akes sure they can handle it?

They can quit, yeah. Or they can be excused because the judge doesn’t think they’re impartial or something. That’s why juries have back up jurors.

 

[The Dude]

Those are standard violence. This is next level type shit that someone that grew up before the internet would just simply not understand. This is something they are NOT prepared for.

Some of you guys need to stop making Chris out to be some kind of special situation no one has ever seen before. People have seen incest. People have seen rape. People have seen retards. People have seen retards do sexually degenerate shit before. It has happened for centuries, which is why our legal system has laws against it. There is nothing new under the sun, and there have been a LOT more extreme situations before Chris ever came along.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Some of you guys need to stop making Chris out to be some kind of special situation no one has ever seen before. People have seen incest. People have seen rape. People have seen retards. People have seen retards do sexually degenerate shit before. It has happened for centuries, which is why our legal system has laws against it. There is nothing new under the sun, and there have been a LOT more extreme situations before Chris ever came along.

Just because it has happened doesn't mean the people that are selected are any more capable to handle it. You think EVERYONE everywhere knows about Chris or watches abhorrent shit like this all the time?

 

[pickle_boy]

Some of you guys need to stop making Chris out to be some kind of special situation no one has ever seen before. People have seen incest. People have seen rape. People have seen retards. People have seen retards do sexually degenerate shit before. It has happened for centuries, which is why our legal system has laws against it. There is nothing new under the sun, and there have been a LOT more extreme situations before Chris ever came along.

This case is special because this autismo has about 20 years of documented history on the internet and thousands of tartds on the internet trying to keep an eagle eye on this case. We all know that Chris is going to jail but how Chris does is the special part.

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

They do pick alternates for a reason, but a Judge isn't gonna let someone out of jury duty unless it's for a damn good reason. Like the jurors in the OJ case were sequestered for over eleven months, they were basically in fuckin jail not able to leave the hotel the city put em up in without a police escort.

O.J trial was the here and now for levels of relevance. This is a known figure sure but not on the level that O.J was at and the accompanying media coverage. I dont know how old you are but for almost a year there was CONSTANT media coverage. You couldn't get away from it. This broke the internet for a few days sure but after that its gone under the radar for everyone except people who know of him like we all do.

 

[FamicomGorby]

O.J trial was the here and now for levels of relevance. This is a known figure sure but not on the level that O.J was at and the accompanying media coverage. I dont know how old you are but for almost a year there was CONSTANT media coverage. You couldn't get away from it. This broke the internet for a few days sure but after that its gone under the radar for everyone except people who know of him like we all do.

My point there was it's really hard to get off of a jury, even in circumstances like that.