Grand Jury speculation thread

[(((Obar Lazcano Kamz)))]

Just because it has happened doesn't mean the people that are selected are any more capable to handle it. You think EVERYONE everywhere knows about Chris or watches abhorrent shit like this all the time?

This case is special because this autismo has about 20 years of documented history on the internet and thousands of tartds on the internet trying to keep an eagle eye on this case. We all know that Chris is going to jail but how Chris does is the special part.

Chris is just some pathetic little retard that no one except you cares about, pussy.

 

[axeltrite]

If this actually goes to trial, will we eventually get to see a recording of Chris geting interrogated?

 

[Ken_Penders69]

The plea deal I guess is possible. Chris seemed to hint at it in a few of the letters. But then again this is chris were talking about. Chris lies all the time and possibley was just coping thinking he'd get out.

I'm still banking on Chris being upset over the outcome of the Michael Snyder incident. Chris and barb blew all of robertchus inheritance money on a high profile lawyer whom Chris believed would get them off Scott free with zero consequences. But instead he had Chris take a plea deal of guilty. Not only were there consequences, but Chris didn't have the last laugh at Michael Snyders expense but now they lacked the funds that would have paid off the house. I know that, said legal outcome has chapped chris' ass for years so I'm skeptical Chris would opt to procede the same way regardless of how the context had changed or if that was the sensible or reasonable course of action. After all Chris thinks on emotion not logic.

Chris also feels like he supercedes the law. If you go back to the infamous Facebook post where this whole thing started where he defended that mother son incest couple read very closely how Chris interprets that case. The couple was ARRESTED already. But despite the fact they were being prosecuted/charged Chris thought they should be allowed to go free without consequences because chris said so. He didn't care what the law said nor that said law was broken. Chris thinks that if a law is dumb or too harsh it can be circumvented and likely thinks the same applies to himself.

 

[pickle_boy]

Chris is just some pathetic little retard that no one except you cares about, pussy.

Ladies and gents shut down the thread no one cares about the Chris case anymore

 

[Smleman303]

Yeah that's standard, Grand Jury's pretty much always say there's enough evidence to bring charges.

I'm still banking on Chris taking a plea deal and this felony charge is part of it. He might have refused plea deals before, but from Chris' letters it sounds like he knows he's getting out soon.


I think Null will feature when Chris gets out, but definitely nothing that isn't a major life event for Chris anymore.


They do pick alternates for a reason, but a Judge isn't gonna let someone out of jury duty unless it's for a damn good reason. Like the jurors in the OJ case were sequestered for over eleven months, they were basically in fuckin jail not able to leave the hotel the city put em up in without a police escort.

Chris seemed both afraid of what came next in general as well as after release. It seems not going back to 14 BC is something that will happen regardless of what Chris wants.

 

[Cybertonia]

I dont know how old you are but for almost a year there was CONSTANT media coverage. You couldn't get away from it.

Zoomers have no clue how mindlessly boring the 1990s actually were in reality

 

[Sho'nuff]

Zoomers have no clue how mindlessly boring the 1990s actually were in reality

For whom?
I had a blast.

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

Zoomers have no clue how mindlessly boring the 1990s actually were in reality

Yes. Especially if you were a poorfag. I remember in the late 90s my parents didn't know how dial-up worked and racked up a $400 phone bill. Didn't have a phone or cable television. Sucked.

 

[Chazzed Up]

Zoomers have no clue how mindlessly boring the 1990s actually were in reality

Boring was better than clown world, I think some zoomers probably can guess that.

 

[Sneedmiser]

Boring was better than clown world, I think some zoomers probably can guess that.

Zoomers really can't understand that 9/11 was a bigger shift than Covid, especially with all the media overhype.

 

[Cybertonia]

For whom?
I had a blast.

The early 90s were a hard hangover from the excess of the 80s, and bad stuff just kept happening all over. The government just couldn't stop themselves from murdering civilians multiple times and it was fueling domestic terrorism.

But all the TV talked about was nonstop coverage about a washed up football player and failed actor and his team of dick-nosed holier-than-thou lawyers trying to deny reality that he iced his ex wife in a fit of CTE-induced tardrage.

idk, I just always felt like all the shit people say was "good" about the 90s was always in retrospect, by kids who were mostly still in their dad's balls before 1999. Yes, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness came out in the 90s. But only after we had to suffer through almost a decade of atrociously bad 90s eurodance music - looking at you La Bouche

 

[TheRealMcCoy]

Zoomers really can't understand that 9/11 was a bigger shift than Covid, especially with all the media overhype.

The only precautions my retarded parents took after 9/11 was wearing a mask, goggles, and gloves to handle the mail due to possible anthrax attacks.

 

[Cockadoodle85]

So any news?

 

[Ass Johnson]

So any news?

Not yet. Docket is still blank. Hearing result will be updated with "true bill" once it actually does update (unless the grand jury refuses to indict or the indictment is continued)

 

[Skeletor]

We must wait for the True and Honest bill.

 

[Second-Hand Boat Supplies]

Maybe this is a very stupid question, but are there any 'benefits' to being a felon for a person like Chris, i.e. slow-in-the-mind and financially unstable? Are there any re-entry or similar programs only available to more severe offenders under the presumption that their lives are already more fucked? Obviously, no normal person would benefit from being a felon but are there situations where the state could use it to offer babysitting under the name of punishment?

 

[Consider Lizärds]

Ladies and gents shut down the thread no one cares about the Chris case anymore

The court doesn't care. Most people don't care, full stop. This is a specialist interest website.

 

[Sho'nuff]

The early 90s were a hard hangover from the excess of the 80s, and bad stuff just kept happening all over. The government just couldn't stop themselves from murdering civilians multiple times and it was fueling domestic terrorism.

But all the TV talked about was nonstop coverage about a washed up football player and failed actor and his team of dick-nosed holier-than-thou lawyers trying to deny reality that he iced his ex wife in a fit of CTE-induced tardrage.

idk, I just always felt like all the shit people say was "good" about the 90s was always in retrospect, by kids who were mostly still in their dad's balls before 1999. Yes, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness came out in the 90s. But only after we had to suffer through almost a decade of atrociously bad 90s eurodance music - looking at you La Bouche

I was 6 when the 90s started, so not really in a position to tell you how the 90s were. But from my pov they were pretty great, in hindsight watching the world evolve rapidly technologically won't happen again until some kind of major quantum home computing or AI singularity. In the sense of being a kid, the 90s were perfect, everyone still went outside to play but if it rained there was always some completely new video game experience to have if you wanted it.

 

[185405]

Bros?

Chris Chan death penalty when?
The USA already hanged Saddam, they should hang Chris too, you know the rest.

 

[A Grey Cat]

Nothing's happening so this thread decides to become a "why the 90s were better thread. " the spirit of the mighty wings thread lives on.