Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Jobama]

>TFW when you get fired from your job because your zoomer son leaked footage of GTA 6 on Tik Tok.
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I Can’t believe “my dad works for rockstar!” Turned out to be real this time.

 

[paperwork]

It says "PIßWASSER " = "Piss water". Is a joke.

I got the joke, its the fringing and curling around the text that says AI but as mentioned above it's probably AI upscaling and not the footage itself or something similar

 

[The Last Stand]

I can only imagine the retarded shit the cops will be yelling out as they shoot at you to make them even more retarded/political.

I know there's cop dialogue in GTA 5/Online where one of them chants "faggot." I'm surprised nobody made an uproar about that.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Hearing people say it wasn't the Guy's son who leaked it, but a Friend of the Son, which is even more funny/fucked up. Hope the Rockstar guy doesn't get in too much shit for this

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I know there's cop dialogue in GTA 5/Online where one of them chants "faggot." I'm surprised nobody made an uproar about that.

They're probably "okay" with it because they can kill the cop.

 

[Fartificial Insmelligence]

I loved Red Dead 2, but the parts where the game basically played itself, either forcing you to walk at a snail’s pace while in camp, or forcing you to complete an objective in one single way despite it seeming like there’s multiple options to progress, those parts really soured me on Rockstar games. I assume since GTA is more of a chaos simulator it won’t have those moments, but who the hell knows…

 

[TheGuntinator]

As long as it’s better than that completely braindead Trump parody from Watchdogs 2.

I think the "Make London Great Again" guy was from Legion. I don't think the boss fight really expected me to bring a hitman with a machine-gun and I killed him in like 2 seconds after he finished his cutscene monologue. Tyranny can only be fought with BIG GUN.

 

[The Last Stand]

Daily PSA that the GTA V/6 community is borderline retarded.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

Daily PSA that the GTA V/6 community is borderline retarded.

...borderline?

Full blown is more like it

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

I know it's pre-alpha, but Downtown Vice City looks too much like GTA V. I hope for an overhaul or color tone to differentiate the two. At least to give 6 its own personality.

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Supposed leak about map size and cities with Garbut.

Hooray. Another map where half of it is wasted for another big, worthless lake. Because I loved driving around the Alamo Sea for half of the missions in V. Fuck these guys.

 

[The Last Stand]

MORE problems with the Definitive Edition.

 

[The Demon Pimp of Razgriz]

I agree. At first I thought it was just someone showing off a mod due to the angles and just how much the basic layout looks similar to Los Santos.

Its looks nothing like Los Santos. Los Santos doesn't have that many skyscrapers for one. And none of them resemble anything in the game.

 

[3-2-1836]

There is footage of a leak of the game from Tik Tok. I'm not sure if this is real or not but I'm more on the real side as apparently Rockstar is taking down the leaks.
Also the leaker is said to be a son of a Rockstar employee.

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Yeah it would appear that is leak is indeed is real.
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This is Edgewater facing east towards the Atlantic, with Miami Beach being across the water in the background, and Downtown Miami to the right, with the overpass you see in the distance being I-395, and the camera being directly over I-95



Red and White building is 2275 Biscayne Blvd


The building to the far left is the New Wave Condominium 725 NE 22nd St, Miami



Fun Fact: GTA Vice City is older than both buildings

From what it looks like is they took everything between US-1 and the water and compressed it from 5 blocks wide into 1 block wide.

 

[Vect]

I got the joke, its the fringing and curling around the text that says AI but as mentioned above it's probably AI upscaling and not the footage itself or something similar

It might just be a low-rez temp texture using the existing ad, given the actual game isn't out for at least 1-2 more years.



God those radio adverts from III and IV are burned into my brain.

After almost a decade of people faking GTA 6 leaks, it feels surreal to actually see the real thing. What are the odds this leaker child did it for some school bet? "Bad luck, faggot, I fucked your mom last night! "Yeah that's cool, by dad was too busy working at...Rockstar!" "What?? Prove it, or you're dog meat at recess!"

 

[Miller]

If the leaked video is real then it looks like a reskin of GTA V.

 

[3-2-1836]

This is Edgewater facing east towards the Atlantic, with Miami Beach being across the water in the background, and Downtown Miami to the right, with the overpass you see in the distance being I-395, and the camera being directly over I-95
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Red and White building is 2275 Biscayne Blvd
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The building to the far left is the New Wave Condominium 725 NE 22nd St, Miami
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Fun Fact: GTA Vice City is older than both buildings

From what it looks like is they took everything between US-1 and the water and compressed it from 5 blocks wide into 1 block wide.

Also further analysis shows the map was likely designed prior to 2018 as them condensing that part of Miami now has the Interstate right on top of where the Brightline, which started service in 2018, would run IRL, and the absence of the Elysee Miami, the tall ass building next to the New Wave Condominium is telling as it was started in 2018 and finished out in 2020.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

As long as it’s better than that completely braindead Trump parody from Watchdogs 2.

I hate Watch Dogs 2 because protag and his friends are just kids trying to be le heckin rabel freedom tech fighter
Same as Saints Row 2022
If GTA6 is actually like that I'm gonna pirate that shit

 

[D_Tractor]

>TFW when you get fired from your job because your zoomer son leaked footage of GTA 6 on Tik Tok.
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He's not just going to get fired. He's going to get sued into a pauper's grave. Take 2 Interactive / Rockstar games is the most litigious and inhuman company in the world. Enjoy hell Aaron Garbut you faggot.

 

[3-2-1836]

Hearing people say it wasn't the Guy's son who leaked it, but a Friend of the Son, which is even more funny/fucked up. Hope the Rockstar guy doesn't get in too much shit for this

The Rockstar guy in question is none other than Aaron Garbut, the co-head of Rockstar North who has provided art for the entire GTA series from GTA 1 and has been the the art director of every single GTA game since III.

https://gta.fandom.com/wiki/Aaron_Garbut

 

[King Bradley]

>TFW when you get fired from your job because your zoomer son leaked footage of GTA 6 on Tik Tok.

What a retard. They can still easily figure out who he is from that photo. Zoomers need to realize that censoring your face is not enough. You can figure out who he is by looking at his ear, neck and height in the pic. Also, Rockstar can just request the account information from Tiktok and get the ip and phone number/email tied to the account. He ruined his dad's career by being an attention whore retard.