Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[The Last Stand]

sorry i dont like sand people

Then why do you use Arabic numerals?

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

Car mechanics will suck, they won't bring back dual wield, all the cities and towns and countries will be severely under utilized besides Ocean Point and the other recognizable spots save for one hillbilly area in the everglades, and the wanted mechanics are going to be more broken than ever.
I'm a Negative Nancy, sure, but I got super excited for V when that turned out to be shit compared to my expectations.
I'd rather be a Debbie Downer and be pleasantly surprised than overhype it and disappoint myself again
But in the weeks leading up to release I'll be a Forget Me Mary and hype it up again.

If its wide-open like RDR2 ill give it a chance, but It's more likely to be point a to point b slop for normalfags, I have a feeling a lot of people are going to be disappointed and its just going be the same thing as GTA V but in Florida, id love to be proven wrong though

 

[Meth Dick]

Remember, you could buy a Middle Eastern version of the game where this sort of stuff would HAVE to be omitted out for those audiences.

I understand the sentiment, but if they're going to put fags in the shooty game, I want to shooty the fruitys.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

Then why do you use Arabic numerals?

how do you know im not using based roman numerals tho?

 

[Meth Dick]

how do you know im not using based roman numerals tho?

Zing
Deadwaste: I
The Last Stand: there is no Roman numeral for zero lul

 

[ShitLurker]

Finally saw the trailer. I understand why the standard consoomer is exited, don't understand why you faggots are so hyped. "What a compelling movie trailer for my game" is all I'm getting and this is without accounting for how performance may be shit yet due to fixed angle trickery, the movie bits look alright in ps5 Pro (anybody that thinks that is using base model, I am Nigerian prince). I thought lessons were learned from Cyberpunk. I don't expect it to be such a shitshow to be honest, but I would still be weary as all hell, we are in the age of "tripple A dissapoints again".

As for the aesthetics, guess it finally went from organized crime simulator to nigger simulator. To those saying "it's not woke, it does not show a flattering image of melanated individuals" I'll inform you that you are a retard. This game is not pandering to libshit fantasies of what a "black man is" like the shit show that was Saints Row.


Your standard "fiery youth" looks at this Urkel looking faggot and thinks he should be pistol whipped and fucked by Deshawn.

The game is appealing to true niggers (and wiggers), the ones that see the rims and gold teeth as "balling" or whatever the fuck they say. You will know the game is infested of SJW creed when you see niggers behaving like niggers whining about whitey with 0 pushback. This isn't rockstar going "tut tut" at nigger culture, it's glorifying it in the same way the whole music industry has for decades.

1. They are absolutely going to block them off with invisible walls or even pulling a gun without aiming will result in a 100 star wanted level
2. It will be part of a mission and attacking the fag brigade will result in an immediate failure, much like the suffragette mission from RDR 2. Most likely scenario in my opinion.
3. If you shoot any fags it'll cut to a black screen saying "what the fuck is wrong with you" like if you try to shoot the baby in the crib in Nu COD Black Ops, keep trying and it'll boot you out completely.

They really fucked themselves with letting this pride parade shit public if it's even true.
If they wanted to make it an "organic" thing that just sometimes happen in the world like RDRs random events, they can't do anything to stop players from fucking it up, or else they piss off the main majority of people that play the game
But if they try to remove it they piss off the minority faction of players that also happen to screech the loudest.
The fags are going to demand that protections are placed on NPC make believe characters because of the memes about driving/shooting through faggots. They cried loud enough for Rockstar to remove the tranny club from V, they will definitely cave to the faggish outrage over memes.

I still have my gamble that there will be an indestructible Floyd monument that if you even sneeze close to it, you have cops on tanks on your ass.

 

[harbringer883]

Leonida sounds like its going to be literally 1984

 

[The Last Stand]

I saw basketball in one of the GTA 6 screenshots I think. If it's not cut, imagine having a street basketball mini game in VI (online.)

 

[Caddo Cobgang]

I saw basketball in one of the GTA 6 screenshots I think. If it's not cut, imagine having a street basketball mini game in VI (online.)

dont see it happening because it would cut into NBA 2ks niche, Blacks fucking love that game, Rockstar wont cannibalize that

 

[AWizard]

I don't know what people are expecting from GTA 6 except a souped up version of GTA 5.

 

[Vibralldo]

I don't know what people are expecting from GTA 6 except a souped up version of GTA 5.

GTA V but with a bigger map (more dead space) and the annoying RDR 2 realism (clunky, unskippable animations for every action)

 

[Chapalapachapa]

RDR 2 realism

nah, gta is the normie ip. they arent going to put the effort.
6 will be 5 with better graphics and some retarded saints row reboot esque story

 

[Vibralldo]

nah, gta is the normie ip. they arent going to put the effort.
6 will be 5 with better graphics and some retarded saints row reboot esque story

Nah normies eat up the "woah, they manually have to open up the cupboards!" shit

Look at how crazy they're going for bubbly beer

 

[Chapalapachapa]

normies hated the busywork in rdr2

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

normies hated the busywork in rdr2

I'm surprised of how many of them never unlocked fast travel from camp.

 

[The Last Stand]

dont see it happening because it would cut into NBA 2ks niche, Blacks fucking love that game, Rockstar wont cannibalize that

I wouldn't be surprised if it was realized at one point, then Take Two said to cut it because of 2K.

 

[Meth Dick]

I saw basketball in one of the GTA 6 screenshots I think. If it's not cut, imagine having a street basketball mini game in VI (online.)

They had a basketball minigame in San Andreas. Right by Sweet's house in Grove Street there's a basketball hoop and a ball you could pick up and shoot hoops with. Jankey as fuck but it was a neat little thing a lot of people didn't even realize.

 

[A Distant Northern Land]

If they have a pride parade or some other “woke” event they’ll make it so players have to help or at least not harm the participants, like the feminist rally you had to drive around town in RDR2. I’m sure there would be a fake controversy from Slate/the Atlantic/Vice if not. Do y’all remember that one gameplay video from Watch Dogs 1 that got a little controversy because it was a guy going out of his way to scan people on the street for info and killing them if they were gay or trans or had lib stuff pop up in their bio?

RDR2 raised my hopes for a more immersive, interesting environment with the little events you get just riding around, so I’m sure it’ll be a fun play through at least once, even if the story is going to probably be dogshit

 

[Anachronistic2]

1. They are absolutely going to block them off with invisible walls or even pulling a gun without aiming will result in a 100 star wanted level
2. It will be part of a mission and attacking the fag brigade will result in an immediate failure, much like the suffragette mission from RDR 2. Most likely scenario in my opinion.
3. If you shoot any fags it'll cut to a black screen saying "what the fuck is wrong with you" like if you try to shoot the baby in the crib in Nu COD Black Ops, keep trying and it'll boot you out completely.

They really fucked themselves with letting this pride parade shit public if it's even true.
If they wanted to make it an "organic" thing that just sometimes happen in the world like RDRs random events, they can't do anything to stop players from fucking it up, or else they piss off the main majority of people that play the game
But if they try to remove it they piss off the minority faction of players that also happen to screech the loudest.
The fags are going to demand that protections are placed on NPC make believe characters because of the memes about driving/shooting through faggots. They cried loud enough for Rockstar to remove the tranny club from V, they will definitely cave to the faggish outrage over memes.

Hopefully the Bravado Gauntlet is in the game.

For reasons.

 

[The handsome tard]

Once upon a time I was excited for GTA 6 but the more this game becomes unironically an industry wise test over how much shit they can get away (prices, censored content and etc), it just really spoils the fun, doesnt it? GTA 6 is drowning on its hype and controversities when, at most, it will be GTA 5 but worse (dont forget that we will almost have less playable characters, thats already less content than 5).

I dont think Two Take is thankful enough for Nintendo being so arrogantly as to take the first leap towards the increase of prices and thus most of the backlash falling on them instead.

GTA 6 is the biggest reminder that no matter how much many gamers want to pretend that they are smarter than they actually are, that they are still nigger cattle and nigger cattle cant help but behave accordingly. Never at any point they ask themselves "Do I need this game?" because the answer is obviously no, you dont need GTA 6, you dont need the Switch 2 and you def. dont need the fucking Xbox series whatever that had the guts of increasing prices as if Microsoft has ANY bargaining chip whatsoever (practically zero exclusives and they have become a fancy Game Pass machine and even then, PC can use that).

GTA 6 became something I never wanted it to be, a bait, a test from the powers that be to truly cement on them how fucked their consumers are by being so hopelessly dependant on their product that they can truly get away with anything.

You dont need GTA 6, you dont need the next gen of consoles. All you need is a relatively decent gaming PC and you have access to almost everything through Steam, mods, pirate sites, emulators and so onward.

Its just absolutely fucking pointless to be a "modern" gamer, much less a console one.

so GTAV would have it's own undead nightmare? fuck that would be great but shark cards happened and now you have to rely on mods...

So much of GTA V's potential was snuffed by Online. And its not even Online's fault by itself, people had been asking for an online sort of thing for years but its the corporate exploitation that just became so shameless to the point of them ordering the devs to ditch DLC for V to work on content for Online.

And it still blows me away that Online is still unironically played by so many.

Remember, you could buy a Middle Eastern version of the game where this sort of stuff would HAVE to be omitted out for those audiences.

Or make a mod to "remove it" (by switching the data to that version), which will immediately get removed by Nexusmod (with you getting banned right afterwards) with the faggots of the site making a public statement that can be summarized as "Its our site, go make your own alternative that we will boycott by crying to daddy mega corporation to take down because commies dont play fair"