Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[The Last Stand]

WHY ARE TOMMY'S ARMS BROWN????

 

[MirrorNoir]

WHY ARE TOMMY'S ARMS BROWN????

Becaue all Italian-Americans must be brown skinned; light skinned Italians only exist in order to prop up the misbelief that Italians are white

 

[Donald J. Trump]

Looks like Tommy's lighting is fucked up in that cutscene. You can notice that his shirt is green, his trousers are dark and his shoes are yellowed.

Doesn't help the fact that they made Tommy orange in this version. That's why he looks like he has brown skin here.

 

[CWCissey]

WHY ARE TOMMY'S ARMS BROWN????

Too much time spent out in the Florida sun

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Charlie Murphy’s talent for voice acting goes without saying, but the fact that Rockstar will never have a character in current day that almost sounds like a joke about semen says a lot about the company as a whole.

Seriously, Jizzy was basically this but in video game form:

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Does it bother anyone else that we haven't seen a single video of just gameplay? I know these aren't new games, but you'd think they'd want to show off the few gameplay changes they advertised.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Does it bother anyone else that we haven't seen a single video of just gameplay? I know these aren't new games, but you'd think they'd want to show off the few gameplay changes they advertised.

I'm not bothered, I'm just waiting on inevitable meltdown

 

[Cod of War]

If the Remaster will have V's combat wouldn't it mean It'll have also have V's aimbots?

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I know these aren't new games, but you'd think they'd want to show off the few gameplay changes they advertised.

What did they advertise? Unless they specifically mentioned a specific change, I'm going to stick with the only change being that you will accelerate and reverse with the triggers and maybe they will add free aiming from the PC versions for III and VC.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

4chan make claims to know which songs are being removed from the remaster, and if true jesus christ it's a huge hit to the radio.

 

[Cod of War]

4chan make claims to know which songs are being removed from the remaster, and if true jesus christ it's a huge hit to the radio.
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Jesus Christ, they might as well disable the fucking radio completely while they're at it

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Jesus Christ, they might as well disable the fucking radio completely while they're at it

Worst part is that whatever shit drm they'll have will make it a bitch to mod for a while.

Even if it's fake you know that:

1. Rockstar is to much of a miser to pay for all the songs.
2. Won't be cool enough to replace them with other songs.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Worst part is that whatever shit drm they'll have will make it a bitch to mod for a while.

Even if it's fake you know that:

1. Rockstar is to much of a miser to pay for all the songs.
2. Won't be cool enough to replace them with other songs.

The Xbox & PC versions let you just add songs to the games. One can hope that feature is in tact and then hopefully you can add custom playlists natively.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

4chan make claims to know which songs are being removed from the remaster, and if true jesus christ it's a huge hit to the radio.
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man, thats like every single song in the game

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

man, thats like every single song in the game

It's roughly 15% of San Andreas' songlist, but they're almost all songs that are instantly associated with their games. Billie Jean alone is a devastating loss.

Also I'm going to assume that this list also includes songs that were taken out of the original game, like Killing in the Name of.

 

[Anachronistic]

4chan make claims to know which songs are being removed from the remaster, and if true jesus christ it's a huge hit to the radio.
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"A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away)"

And into the dumpster it goes.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

4chan make claims to know which songs are being removed from the remaster, and if true jesus christ it's a huge hit to the radio.
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Debunked

 

[White Devil]

"A Flock of Seagulls - I Ran (So Far Away)"

And into the dumpster it goes.

It would be funny because that's the fucking song they used in all the marketing.

 

[The Last Stand]

4chan make claims to know which songs are being removed from the remaster, and if true jesus christ it's a huge hit to the radio.
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Assuming this is true...

Why name achievements after songs that you cut from the game? And it wouldn't be a "definitive edition" if there is CUT content from the original release. Imagine San Andreas without Ice Cube or NWA.

 

[CWCissey]

I expected the Michael Jackson ones as that's not R* being misers, that was Wacko Jacko being appalled when he actually played Vice City and withdrew the rights.

But a lot of those other songs? Ouch.