Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[CWCissey]

So has anyone gotten a straight answer on the Nintendo Switch physical copy download situation for the GTA Trilogy?

IE are ANY of the games playable off the cartridge?

Also, how fucking big is the necessary download going to be if you buy the cartridge? Will it be so fucking big that you might as well just buy digitally?

Scuttlebutt seems to indicate it's 6.5GB for Vice City only. Seems 3 and San Andreas are going to work on the cartridge alone fine.

Physical copy of GTA Trilogy Remaster to require a separate Download on Switch - RockstarINTEL

The Physical version of Grand Theft Auto: Trilogy Definitive Edition for the Nintendo Switch has appeared on the Target Website along with the cover art for the case. The Cover art has a message printed onto it saying ‘Download Required see back’ although an image of the back of the case is not...

rockstarintel.com

 

[Jack Awful]

any bets on a possible online/coop mode on the trilogy?

0% chance

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

0% chance

Yeah, they're not even going to bring back the local multiplayer mode from the PS2 version.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

We’ve got official gameplay gifs

 

[Jack Awful]

We’ve got official gameplay gifs

Looks even worse than the trailer.
It's the bad remastering combined with the stilted animations of the old games. Worst of both worlds.

 

[The Last Stand]

Looks even worse than the trailer.
It's the bad remastering combined with the stilted animations of the old games. Worst of both worlds.

They look like mannequins. They couldn't be bothered to do an ACTUAL gameplay demo? They at least had the decency to do that for GTA V's First Person trailer.

 

[CWCissey]

R* are such misers they're going to just let YouTubers show off the gameplay.

They already know the likes of MrBoss are going to buy it anyway, and his legions of dipshit kid fans will eat it all up.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

OMFG that fucking HUD looks like SHIT

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

This is abysmal, it looks like a clusterfuck between a Team Fortress 2 SFM video, Fortnite and a 2007 Youtube "GTA3 HD FOR PS3 in 2009!!!!" quasi shitpost.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

This is abysmal, it looks like a clusterfuck between a Team Fortress 2 SFM video, Fortnite and a 2007 Youtube "GTA3 HD FOR PS3 in 2009!!!!" quasi shitpost.

They didn't even use 3 sound effects. Just the San Andreas sound effects.

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

They didn't even use 3 sound effects. Just the San Andreas sound effects.

Yep, in all 3 games the menus use SA UI sfx....pretty stupid move.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

it looks worse than https://youtu.be/RQzEN907XRs?t=47

 

[fartsnstuf]

Guess which ebegging tweaker purchased the """new""" trilogy, that's right; it is the Tranny defender himself, Swegta:
Tweet:(archive)



thankfully there's still people clowning on him blowing his money on parties and other shit:

 

[A Series Of Tubes]

Guess which ebegging tweaker purchased the """new""" trilogy, that's right; it is the Tranny defender himself, Swegta:

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Still doing the cuck muzzle virtue signaling too, pathetic.

 

[Frail Snail]

Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

The atmospheric effects are nice, but everything else looks so sterile. Can't wait to see SPANK addicts in their Fortnite skins.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

The atmospheric effects are nice, but everything else looks so sterile. Can't wait to see SPANK addicts in their Fortnite skins.

That's the only thing I like about the remasters. Everything else looks both dated and cartoonish. If you have original copies play those instead.

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

Jesus it look shittier than i expected , like somehow rockstar did worse than graphics mods from half a decade ago for the same games , also those sounds are awful.

honestly hope this flops big.

 

[Kiwifarmsname]

Jesus it look shittier than i expected , like somehow rockstar did worse than graphics mods from half a decade ago for the same games , also those sounds are awful.

honestly hope this flops big.

I hope this is a necessary wake up call to rockstar. the kid audience is grown up and fornite overtook them as the leading mommy credit card debit maker. It's still going to make shit tons of cash but I hope it flops and they get off their ass and try and make something good.

 

[Fuck Y'all]

Guess which ebegging tweaker purchased the """new""" trilogy, that's right; it is the Tranny defender himself, Swegta:
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thankfully there's still people clowning on him blowing his money on parties and other shit:
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looking at his twitter dude gonna do something stupid on stream

I hope this is a necessary wake up call to rockstar. the kid audience is grown up and fornite overtook them as the leading mommy credit card debit maker. It's still going to make shit tons of cash but I hope it flops and they get off their ass and try and make something good.

not gonna happen. people will buy it due to nostalgia