Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I see I'm late, but just woke up and saw this pop up on my feed

How does the water look worse than on the PS2?

Edit:

The pop in on the bridge closed signs/barriers. Holy Shit.

Shills are going to shill ("it's pretty good! It's got NPC's and radio!"), but the fact all the games use San Andreas sound and GTA IV/V HUD elements pisses me the fuck off and takes away from their feel and vibe.

I know, I know. The shit was made for Fortnite kids who have zero frame of reference so they won't care about the feel of the games being missing through this and radio cuts, but I also have to wonder if they will even care enough to buy these old ass games?

But yeah, it's definitely for idiots like this guy. He claims he totally played the games, but was baffled when he died and had to actually restart the mission instead of just having a check point like in GTA V and actually asked if it was always like that. lmfao

 

[Serbian Peacekeepers]

not gonna happen. people will buy it due to nostalgia

I dont think it will sell as well as we are thinking , nostalgia is big but most of the rockstar fans are so done with them they probably wont buy it , the only ones who will are people who played the games once when they were 7 and never again , and people who buy anything rockstar puts their name on. I dont think its going to sell well.

I see I'm late, but just woke up and saw this pop up on my feed

How does the water look worse than on the PS2?

Edit:

The pop in on the bridge closed signs/barriers. Holy Shit.

Shills are going to shill, but the fact all the games use San Andreas sound and GTA IV/V HUD elements pisses me the fuck off and takes away from their feel and vibe.

I know, I know. The shit was made for Fortnite kids who have zero frame of reference so they won't care about the feel of the games being missing through this and radio cuts, but I also have to wonder if they will even care enough to buy these old ass games?

Holy shit it looks like it plays like a shitty unity game someone made in 2 days as a joke , that fucking mr crabs ketamine game looks better than this

 

[The Last Stand]

The UI looks cheap as hell. The shine is distracting. The corona is unnecessarily bright.

This looks like a mismatch of random mods running on GTA IV. This is a premium product.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Still no word on if the track list leak was true or not?

 

[Common Carp]

From looking at the clips it seems you still can't rotate the camera with right analog stick on console? You know when they promised "gameplay improvements" that was the first thing that came to mind. I guess we'll still have to deal with shit like this then?

I just hope the GTA Trilogy Remaster doesn't lose it's charm

https://store.playstation.com/#!/tid=CUSA03509_00

www.youtube.com

And San Andreas menu sounds across all three games? Why?

 

[Jack Awful]

Jesus that looks rough as hell.
One of the worst remasters I've seen. I would have liked it more if they just kept the old art style and just updated the controls and made it 4k with a better frame rate.

 

[Korpon]

Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

Every car looks like plastic and lubed up, as others said graphics mods from years ago look better. Also maybe I'm alone but seeing GTA 3 without the constant overcast look feels cursed, it removes some of the charm of the original game.

 

[Hazel Motes]

What a shitload of fuck.

Thank God I own a PS2.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

What a shitload of fuck.

Thank God I own a PS2.

Thank God i purchased the games on Steam 7 years ago.
I'm still waiting of the songs removed list.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Also maybe I'm alone but seeing GTA 3 without the constant overcast look feels cursed, it removes some of the charm of the original game.

You're not. One of the big issues most of us, if not all of us, take umbrage with is the atmosphere essentially being removed from the 3 games. A simple way to phrase it for the zoomers or people who never played the originals so don't understand the grievances when it comes to atmosphere and music being removed, and I think it's quite apt, is: Imagine playing CoD4, WAW, MW2, or Blops1 - without the menu music.

Shame on anyone who played the originals in all their glory getting excited for this garbage product Nu* is shoveling out.

 

[Jack Awful]

From looking at the clips it seems you still can't rotate the camera with right analog stick on console? You know when they promised "gameplay improvements" that was the first thing that came to mind. I guess we'll still have to deal with shit like this then?

I just hope the GTA Trilogy Remaster doesn't lose it's charm

https://store.playstation.com/#!/tid=CUSA03509_00

www.youtube.com

And San Andreas menu sounds across all three games? Why?

Not just menu sounds, the same arrow indicating player position on the pause menu map.

 

[Nguyen Van Phuoc]

Here's some leaked Playstation gameplay of 3. It looks like hotdog water, shit-tier quality. Way too bright and lazy.

It looks like the first Saints Row game, the only difference is that it's not 2006 anymore.

 

[Jack Awful]

It looks like the first Saints Row game, the only difference is that it's not 2006 anymore.

The OG Saint's Row had the benefit of the animations being made with the graphics in mind.

 

[Dr. Geronimo]

Song list is up

GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition music: The confirmed radio tracks | VGC

Here's the complete list of tracks available in the HD remasters…

www.videogameschronicle.com

Site is cancer so feel free to paste the info here.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

San Andreas is the only one that looks remastered properly. Vice City and especially 3 are wonky.

 

[OJ Simpson]

Song list is up

GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition music: The confirmed radio tracks | VGC

Here's the complete list of tracks available in the HD remasters…

www.videogameschronicle.com

Site is cancer so feel free to paste the info here.

Flash FM missing:

Billie Jean
Video Killed The Radio Star
Japanese Boy
Steppin Out
Running With The Night
One Thing Leads To Another

Jeez Louis.

 

[CWCissey]

VICE CITY – MISSING FROM PREVIOUS RE-RELEASES​

• Wow – Kate Bush
• Bark at the Moon – Ozzy Osbourne
• Rockit – Herbie Hancock
• Looking for the Perfect Beat – Afrika Bambaataa and The Soul Sonic Force
• The Smurf – Tyrone Brunson
• Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’ – Michael Jackson
• Billie Jean – Michael Jackson
• Running with the Night – Lionel Richie
• Añunga Ñunga – Irakere

VICE CITY – MISSING FROM ROCKSTAR’S LIST (MAY STILL BE IN THE GAME)​

• Cum On Feel the Noize – Quiet Riot
• She Sells Sanctuary – The Cult
• Working for the Weekend – Loverboy
• God Blessed Video – Alcatrazz
• Fist Fury – Love Fist
• Cars – Gary Numan
• Poison Arrow – ABC
• Obsession – Animotion
• Video Killed the Radio Star – The Buggles
• Japanese Boy – Aneka
• Steppin’ Out – Joe Jackson
• One Thing Leads to Another – The Fixx
• Pump Me Up – Trouble Funk
• Get It Girl – 2 Live Crew
• A Gozar Con Mi Combo – Cachao

SAN ANDREAS – MISSING FROM PREVIOUS RE-RELEASES​

• Yum Yum (Gimme Some) – Fatback Band
• You Dropped a Bomb on Me – Gap Band
• Running Away – Roy Ayers
• Runnin’ Down a Dream – Tom Petty
• Woman to Woman – Joe Cocker
• Don’t Let It Go to Your Head – Black Harmony
• Ring My Bell – Blood Sisters
• I Don’t Give a Fuck – 2Pac feat. Pogo
• Express Yourself – N.W.A.
• Hellraiser – Ozzy Osbourne
• Killing in the Name – Rage Against the Machine
• Express Yourself – Charles Wright & the Watts 103rd Street Rhythm Band
• Rock Creek Park – The Blackbyrds
• Funky President (People It’s Bad) – James Brown
• The Payback – James Brown
• The Grunt – The JB’s

SAN ANDREAS – MISSING FROM ROCKSTAR’S LIST (MAY STILL BE IN THE GAME)​

• Loopzilla – George Clinton
• Hot Pants – I’m Coming, I’m Coming, I’m Coming – Bobby Byrd
• Rock Me Again And Again – Lyn Collins
• Soul Power’ 74 – Maceo & The Macks
• I Know You Got Soul – Bobby Byrd

 

[Pissmaster]

The #1 rule for ports/remasters is that if your customer can get a better experience playing the original version via an emulator, you have failed.

I just don't get it. There's nothing illegal about just plopping the PS2 versions into PCSX2 via Libretro and making a little custom interface, and then selling that. Years ago I would have called that lazy and atrocious, but that was before I knew the alternative would be cars that look like toys and shading that makes the games look like student projects.

 

[The Last Stand]

Jesus that looks rough as hell.
One of the worst remasters I've seen. I would have liked it more if they just kept the old art style and just updated the controls and made it 4k with a better frame rate.

Shit, even use the character models from the Xbox version. Those eyes are freaky to stare at.

 

[Shekelslovakia]

Check out this Gen-Z faggot ripping on millennials for having nostalgia for the games.

Grand Theft Auto Trilogy Definitive Edition Switch Review - Disappointing - Trash - Awful Do NOT Buy

Garbage, awful game.

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