Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Van Darkholme]

GTA is meant to be about crime, not futuristic military shit.

How are they going to explain the absence of flying rocket bikes and other shit in GTA 6's story mode?

 

[The Last Stand]

How are they going to explain the absence of flying rocket bikes and other shit in GTA 6's story mode?

The government seized them?

 

[Ita Mori]

Did they make it easier for the PC version? I beat all the Zero missions on the first try a few months back and thought I'd suddenly become a God-tier 1337 gamer or something.

I remember almost breaking a controller doing those on PS2.

In missions like Air Raid, manual aiming is eons easier with a mouse compared to a DS2.
But on the other hand, heli missions seemed to give PC players the most trouble, mostly due to the lack of finesse offered by a keyboard with no analog input. All my friends hated playing Vice City on PC due to missions like Demolition Man, Bombs Away!, or Dildo Dodo. As well as the GTA SA flying school.

I never had problems with VC or SA on either platform... but I so despise III's RC missions.

P.S. Am I the only one miffed by how SA has such lazy mission titles compared to the rest of the series?

 

[Snekposter]

Shotguns and the odd handgun too. Maybe an old rifle here and there.

Hey, don't knock the SMLE or the L1A1. We'd also be guaranteed the Desert Eagle simply because of Guy Ritchie... you know what, Christ, GTA: Guy Ritchie Edition would be as fun as it would be hilarious, but we'd never get that from modern Rockstar.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I don't know, there's only so many times i can hear the word "pendejo" coming out from a nasally high pitched voice before wanting to shut the thing off, for some reason absolutely everyone thinks latinos only know how to speak broken english weaved with random spanish words every now and then

Didn't Cesar speak pretty good English? 100% agree on Catalina, though. The only phone calls I skip every time.

 

[The Last Stand]

I never had problems with VC or SA on either platform... but I so despise III's RC missions.

The "blow up X car" side missions? Those were simple enough to get by. LCS cranked it up by having us blow up gang peds.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Apparently GTA Online is going to have another alien invasion event for Halloween this year. You take photographs of the UFO's to unlock some alien underwear.

 

[The Last Stand]

I will erase you from existence.

 

[Bumwine]

The declawing of Rockstar following Dan Hauser resignation was expected but boy oh boy this is worse than expected

Also after reading that article, this popped up on my Youtube main page

Scary shit, the Matrix is real

 

[Billy_Sama]

I will erase you from existence.

I am loving the GTA nostalgia and remember the just listening to the Vercetti gang rambling.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

You did WHAT!?
I told myself, Mario, take it easy!
Hey-ey! It's mistah Veeeee!"

 

[DeadwastePrime]

 

[The Last Stand]

I am loving the GTA nostalgia and remember the just listening to the Vercetti gang rambling.

Fun fact: I watched that video after the construction worker video.

I feel bad shooting my own goons for ammo.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I feel bad shooting my own goons for ammo.

You know I been loyaaaaal!

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Fun fact: I watched that video after the construction worker video.

I feel bad shooting my own goons for ammo.

Is just pistol ammo, the worst in the game.
They're more useful when you reach 100%, their pistols are swapped by UZI's.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

I happened to lurk on 4chan’s /v/ this morning, and this was the first few things I saw:



Take it how you will.

 

[The Last Stand]

Technically, GTA V DOES that last point. See Lamar Davis. (Granted, it's the -ga.)

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

I happened to lurk on 4chan’s /v/ this morning, and this was the first few things I saw:

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Take it how you will.

It's true, but bitching about it is stupid.
I think the peak of these characters was Arthur Morgan, which openly answers a eugenetics supportist about how he meet people of diverse races (relating to the gang).
But what's the point of that? In Free Roam you can kill anything.

Reminds me of the Skyrim civil war situation when in internet near anybody spergs against the Stormcloaks as racists pieces of shit when is technically subpar with all the damage the Empire is doing in the province: torturing prisioners, sending Talos worshippers to the Thalmor, corruption with the Jarls (shit you can actually see if you play the damn game), and more shit.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

I happened to lurk on 4chan’s /v/ this morning, and this was the first few things I saw:

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Feel that first one so hard. They had that really out of place "I'm not a racist!" storyline with Trevor, then have him scream "OHH HERRROOO!!!" at a Chinese gangster.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Feel that first one so hard. They had that really out of place "I'm not a racist!" storyline with Trevor, then have him scream "OHH HERRROOO!!!" at a Chinese gangster.

The character who desperately tries to portray himself as progressive is actually a cannibalistic sexual predator with severe mommy issues and also ends up actually being racist when he's alone.

Sounds like pretty realistic/based writing to me.