Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Psyduck]

To add to the previous post:

Fully supply without equipment upgrade sells for $237.500
With the upgrade full supply sells for $335,200

Upsides are it fills pretty fast, it's one delivery vehicle (motorcycle) and it can be done solo, but still pretty meh.

So... Stick to Cayo Perico then?

 

[StacticShock]

So... Stick to Cayo Perico then?

well... if anything all other activities are just for you do to when your cayo perico is under cooldown.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

So... Stick to Cayo Perico then?

Do consider that Cayo Perico has been nerfed again in this update (read: made more difficult)
Unironically check /r/gtaonline for a writeup of the anti-player changes they made

 

[StacticShock]

Do consider that Cayo Perico has been nerfed again in this update (read: made more difficult)
Unironically check /r/gtaonline for a writeup of the anti-player changes they made

lazyass nigger, also mrnigger also made a video about this shit and didn't even got to the damn point, fuck mrnigger.

R* also didn't seem to give a damn about this change since it breaks the secondary part of cayo perico, even if you kill all the guards before going to the main target vault a new batch will spawn and detect the dead bodies so the best way to do this thing now is by going to the target first and then kill all the guards for the keycards

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

Fun fact: I was with my father in the kitchen randomly looking eating dinner, and this subconsciously made me want to get the game even when my parents disallowed it.

The funny thing is that he honestly thought it was a real movie, until he just ignored it and realized that it was just a game.

The point being, is that we never get fun advertisements like this anymore, and it really is a bummer.

Spoiler

It took me many years to figure out that was Axl Rose signing the classic Guns N’ Roses song in the trailer. Looking back it was a trip to think that the song has aged very well.

 

[Korpon]

GTA V's writing feels so juvenile with no depth or character. Almost feels like Borderlands.

It's like Rockstar gave up after GTA IV and feel they can never take their shit seriously again (besides RDR2). Even then IV had Gay Tony, which despite overall being more zany and light hearted than IV's main story, it still knew when to take itself seriously and had great scenes, especially between Luis and Tony. Now they feel the need to shoehorn as many "woah wacky zany annoying douchey" characters as possible into the story and do the worst thing with them, not even give you the option of shooting their asses at any point, unless it's at the ass end of the story after tons cutscenes dealing with their bullshit. This new guy feels like some fags bad self insert who desperately wants people to like his OC as much as people liked Trevor back in 2013.

 

[Ita Mori]

Juggalo leader gave me Trevor vibes, yeah... but I also detected a bit of Billy Grey in there too.

 

[TheArtilleryman]

These new characters and cutscenes were 100% written with edgy preteens in mind, there's no way anyone else finds them funny or entertaining. They're so obnoxiously zany and "BADASS!!!" it's as if they're aimed at all the unsupervised GTA kids who've acquired a taste for adult media. We've got a violent drug fueled story about meth lab clowns and gang wars against bikers yet it's written and presented like a fucking Nickelodeon show. If Jack Thompson could see things now.

 

[TVB]

These new characters and cutscenes were 100% written with edgy preteens in mind, there's no way anyone else finds them funny or entertaining. They're so obnoxiously zany and "BADASS!!!" it's as if they're aimed at all the unsupervised GTA kids who've acquired a taste for adult media. We've got a violent drug fueled story about meth lab clowns and gang wars against bikers yet it's written and presented like a fucking Nickelodeon show. If Jack Thompson could see things now.

Most IPs are written as if they are cringe fanfics.

 

[Muu]

Juggalo leader gave me Trevor vibes, yeah... but I also detected a bit of Billy Grey in there too.

I've only played the first mission but does Trevor appear in this dlc? I thought the whole point of Trevor's story missions was he was the only selling drugs in blaine county. He also talks about wade but I get the feeling he's not a character ever coming back. Also noticed there's a pozzed graffiti mural added in at the beach .

 

[D.Angus]

I've only played the first mission but does Trevor appear in this dlc?

No.. Nor does Wade, even though he was brought up several times. Kinda wish they did bring him back, because at least Wade was a likeable character.

Steven and Rockstar were both too busy being pissbabies to actually get anything going on reprising Trevor.

 

[T-21]

I've only played the first mission but does Trevor appear in this dlc?

Nope.

Edit: Ninja'd

 

[TVB]

I've only played the first mission but does Trevor appear in this dlc?

Not even

 

[Muu]

That's a shame maybe there was schedule conflicts.

 

[XL xQgg?QcQCaTYDMjqoDnYpG]

That's a shame maybe there was schedule conflicts.

Did you miss Steven Ogg's spergouts regarding "being a cartoon"?

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

These new characters and cutscenes were 100% written with edgy preteens in mind, there's no way anyone else finds them funny or entertaining. They're so obnoxiously zany and "BADASS!!!" it's as if they're aimed at all the unsupervised GTA kids who've acquired a taste for adult media. We've got a violent drug fueled story about meth lab clowns and gang wars against bikers yet it's written and presented like a fucking Nickelodeon show. If Jack Thompson could see things now.

Somehow, it makes the GTA: San Andreas missions of CJ hanging out with The Truth while high on weed look iconic in comparison. This new and improved ”drug war” in the new GTA Online installment is just proof that they think all meth addicts are just humorous people to laugh at, when I don’t think the writers even know any methamphetamine addicted individuals in real life.

 

[Muu]

Did you miss Steven Ogg's spergouts regarding "being a cartoon"?

Guess so. First time I'm hearing it.
Okay so I'm just seeing it now. Holy Fuck what a baby. Giving this guy $140 for some gay ass meme is autistic as hell but man his ego is ridiculous.
Here's the vid for anyone else out the loop.
Now I remember Ron says "now Trevor is gone" so I guess he's fucked over any chance of coming back. Give Ned his DLC already rockstar that guy actually cares about the game unlike this ungrateful asshole.

 

[StacticShock]

Guess so. First time I'm hearing it.
Okay so I'm just seeing it now. Holy Fuck what a baby. Giving this guy $140 for some gay ass meme is autistic as hell but man his ego is ridiculous.
Here's the vid for anyone else out the loop.

i don't blame him for hating becoming a character, pretty much all actors hate that shit, you can see marlon wayans having a rather similar take on GQ as lotta people only thought he could do comedy acting even though that dude's been do art school for 4 years.

i do blame him for acting like a retard though even if he might thinks it's in character, like nigga where's steven ogg? trevor exists in the gta universe... didn't something similar happened to CJ's voice actor which also caused similar breakdown?

 

[Ita Mori]

i don't blame him for hating becoming a character, pretty much all actors hate that shit

They only hate it once the well runs dry.

Nobody forced Ogg to keep taking roles of a sociopathic caricature.
IIRC he even took potshots at the guy who voiced Niko back in 2014 for not embracing GTA wholesale.

He only started crying once everyone saw him as a one-trick pony, which was completely of his own doing, and refused to give him any notable work outside of crazy guy #3.

didn't something similar happened to CJ's voice actor which also caused similar breakdown?

Young Maylay's beef was that R* refused both to offer him royalties or throw him a bone in a new role.
His bitterness only became bigger when his hiphop career sunk as people only cared about his role in GTA:SA and kept calling him "CJ", which to Maylay was just a constant reminder of the company who made millions off of him and now won't even return his calls.

Ogg isn't getting fucked like Maylay, in fact Ogg wants a ludicrous payday to offset his own bad choices.

 

[fartsnstuf]

In other news, Tranny defender and girldick sucker SWEGTA wishes to become an anime girl, Troon arc in the works?
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