Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[twoonshwine]

Yeah, when you're an adult and have adult stuff to do (or just lack the child motivation you had when you were younger) and want to play casually you just can't compete in an online game with 12 year olds who dedicate all their free time to the game.

That was me trying Fortnite. Screw that.

 

[The Last Stand]

The biggest problem with GTA Online is that they completely ruin the gameplay aspect of most heists in order to nerf the reward.

I don't like how health is still regulated to rank in GTA Online. You can bypass unlocks by buying new weapons, gadgets, griefer tools and vehicles, yet you'll still be low level to where your health regenerates slower or you cannot carry maximum armor. What is the point then? You'd need to be at least Rank 100 to have maximum base survivability. That's bad game design.

 

[Would]

These faggots massacred my boy Yusuf.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

 

[Ventrue]

Without cocaine Yusuf just can't say it any more. It seems sobriety is a dull existence for those with Arab money.

 

[The Last Stand]

Without cocaine Yusuf just can't say it any more. It seems sobriety is a dull existence for those with Arab money.

I hate the tease that they briefly played Arab Money in the background only for the player to cut it off. Did they at least add it on a radio station?

 

[A skinny fat man]

I think GTA VI is going to be a good game with some extremely impressive technology that gets in the way of actually playing the game, and it's going to be blandly inoffensive. Like, I bet the most offensive thing in GTA 6 is niggers behaving like niggers.

GTA 6 online is going to be an awful piece of shit grindfest where you don't have anything to do but kill random players and rob stores for the first 6-12 months and the first piece of particularly lucrative content has a buy-in of at least a million.

Basically, my prediction for GTA 6 is that it's GTA V but more and prettier. Maybe you'll be as tough as the enemies the game throws at you en masse in GTA 6, but I doubt it.

 

[DeadwastePrime]

I think GTA VI is going to be a good game with some extremely impressive technology that gets in the way of actually playing the game, and it's going to be blandly inoffensive. Like, I bet the most offensive thing in GTA 6 is niggers behaving like niggers.

GTA 6 online is going to be an awful piece of shit grindfest where you don't have anything to do but kill random players and rob stores for the first 6-12 months and the first piece of particularly lucrative content has a buy-in of at least a million.

Basically, my prediction for GTA 6 is that it's GTA V but more and prettier. Maybe you'll be as tough as the enemies the game throws at you en masse in GTA 6, but I doubt it.

the most realistic take here so far

 

[A skinny fat man]

the most realistic take here so far

I think that GTA V but less offensive to everyone is the safe bet even if it's not what I'd hope for.

I'd hope that it's something closer to SR3 (IMO, it has the best non-vehicle combat of all the Open World Crime games I've played) with GTAV's driving physics.

 

[Ventrue]

I hate the tease that they briefly played Arab Money in the background only for the player to cut it off. Did they at least add it on a radio station?

No, but they did say back in late November that they were going to add new music.

 

[Quamdale Dingle]

No, but they did say back in late November that they were going to add new music.

https://x.com/WildBrick142/status/1734616296879206877?s=20

It's "Media Player" thing they did on Tuners and The contract update
Call this specific number (6115550110) using in game phone and you will be told to visit random destination where you can obtain the USB that contains new music

Edit: It's dripfeed

 

[Kulee Baba]

One hope I have for GTAVI, they bring back the multiple endings that GTAV had but actually make them interesting by not telling you what the result will be and most of all not just give us a happy obviously canon ending like in GTAV. Like seriously what player would want to kill Michael or Trevor and lose game content? But anyway these are the endings I want:

1. Lucia and her boyfriend breakup and go their separate ways. Bittersweet.
2. The boyfriend dies. Tragic.
3. The actual Bonnie and Claude ending, they just get riddled with bullets from the feds finally hunting them down. Gruesome

Fuck your happy endings, these are supposed to be dark games. We're playing as psychopaths.

 

[Sparky Lurker]

All these complaints about blacks in GTA VI but nobody notices how VCS is a game about a black man ethnically cleansing an entire city of Mexicans and Rednecks just to get buckbroken by a Colombian in the end.

 

[blablabla]

One hope I have for GTAVI, they bring back the multiple endings that GTAV had but actually make them interesting by not telling you what the result will be and most of all not just give us a happy obviously canon ending like in GTAV. Like seriously what player would want to kill Michael or Trevor and lose game content? But anyway these are the endings I want:

1. Lucia and her boyfriend breakup and go their separate ways. Bittersweet.
2. The boyfriend dies. Tragic.
3. The actual Bonnie and Claude ending, they just get riddled with bullets from the feds finally hunting them down. Gruesome

Fuck your happy endings, these are supposed to be dark games. We're playing as psychopaths.

im over dark and grim shit, let lucy and mi boy jason be happy. you could even do a "entrapment" ending were is not clear what happened to them

 

[Kulee Baba]

im over dark and grim shit, let lucy and mi boy jason be happy. you could even do a "entrapment" ending were is not clear what happened to them

Just keep in mind what happened last time a GTA game had a white guy with a Latin girl; Claude and Maria.

Nah, no way Jason (thanks for reminding me his name) is gonna kill her. But I would love that as an alternate ending just to pay tribute to GTA3.

 

[blablabla]

the point break storyline of jason being a cop wouldbe a pretty interesting story to tell

 

[T-21]

The new gun which released along with recent update only comes with 2 attachments and very expensive. Dreadful against players, but surprisingly a fun gun to use against NPCs.

 

[Would]

3. The actual Bonnie and Claude ending, they just get riddled with bullets from the feds finally hunting them down. Gruesome

A "The Devil's Rejects" type ending... I can dig it.
*Free Bird intensifies*

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

these are supposed to be dark games.

I get a lot of you started with GTA IV, but lol no they're not.

 

[Kulee Baba]

I get a lot of you started with GTA IV, but lol no they're not.

Wrong GTAIII is a darkly satirical game. Donald Love was based and I hope he’s President in the game.