Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[Chapalapachapa]

everyone is ready for the next delay, right?

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Couldn't let KOSA dominate the headlines

 

[jeff7989]

Maybe a requirement because of new Bongistani laws. Oi, got that cheeky wank loicence mate?

 

[GlupShitto]

It'd be fucking hilarious if you have to provide ID in order to run somebody over

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

It'd be fucking hilarious if you have to provide ID in order to run somebody over

Picking up prostitutes will never be the same again (in gta)

 

[30+GameOvers]

Couldn't let KOSA dominate the headlines

COD already requires your phone number on PC and recently they started asking for your age as well. BattleNet can require your real governent ID at any time, for any reason, and if you don't comply they can ban you or even close your account entirely. Asking for ID to play your shitty online game is the next step and niggercattle will comply. Thankfully, we have hundreds of thousands of good offline games so this won't matter, unless you are going to kill yourself if you can't get your next dose of Shark Card injection.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Anyone know where I can get info on updates from gta? If i have to go to reddit I'll kill someone (in gta)

 

[The Last Stand]

Couldn't let KOSA dominate the headlines

Does this have any relation with the payment processors being anal with how people spend their money with their banking services?

 

[NeonFlux]

COD already requires your phone number on PC and recently they started asking for your age as well. BattleNet can require your real governent ID at any time, for any reason, and if you don't comply they can ban you or even close your account entirely. Asking for ID to play your shitty online game is the next step and niggercattle will comply. Thankfully, we have hundreds of thousands of good offline games so this won't matter, unless you are going to kill yourself if you can't get your next dose of Shark Card injection.

This is your daily reminder that pirates, while what they're doing isn't legal, have more rights and protections than you do. I'm going to torrent GTA 6 day 1, If the game isn't complete shit in the long run and has good mods to depoz it that require a legal copy, I'll buy the complete edition for 20-30$ 5 years after release like I did RDR2.

MW2019 is getting a multiplayer client called IW8X soon so that solves that and they also plan on adding content from MW2 2022 and MW3 2023. It feels good to not be impulsive niggercattle.

back on topic, I wonder if GTA6's ending is going to stay true to the Bonnie and Clyde ending or If we're getting a modern superhero ending where no one dies and everything is fine. GTAV's story mode was fun but kind of shit with no real long term hook and an ass ending.

 

[The Last Stand]

Who wants some facts about each mission along with unused voice lines and a thick accent?

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

Couldn't let KOSA dominate the headlines

It would be hilarious if age verification kills their golden goose of a game.

 

[The Last Stand]

An insider is speculating that GTA 6 will have another delay for Fall of 2026.

 

[Chapalapachapa]

there is no way in hell this slop release in may 2026

 

[The Last Stand]

I knew of the different bomb shops and mission bonuses for eliminating enemies, but I did not know III allowed you to deflect grenades by shooting them or of the second-person camera perspective when a cop vehicle chases you. I love learning unknown information from old games.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

An insider is speculating that GTA 6 will have another delay for Fall of 2026.

I wouldn't be surprised if on ps6 at this point.

 

[regalterry]

I wouldn't be surprised if on ps6 at this point.

That's poised to launch late 2027 or early 2028, no way are they going to do that.

The project is already 2 billion dollars in the hole, and likely inching uncomfortably closer to the 3 billion mark.

Mind you, I wouldn't put it past Rockstar, they do have the kind of arrogance that makes them think they could get away with it, but I doubt they're delaying the game to launch it on next-gen consoles.

I assume it's a combination of being afraid the game won't be the smash hit they so desperately need, pure incompetence on the part of their woke/female/jeet/minority workforce and panic rewrites to excise the most blatant attacks on people right of Mao.

The whole project reeks of a mismanaged, bloated mess made by a studio that has long since stopped caring what their customers need, who have bled most of their talent and spark because they've spent the past decade coasting on the easy money GTA: Online gives them.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

Coming to your game screen soon. Imagine being hype for gta nowadays lul

 

[NeonFlux]

The whole project reeks of a mismanaged, bloated mess made by a studio that has long since stopped caring what their customers need, who have bled most of their talent and spark because they've spent the past decade coasting on the easy money GTA: Online gives them.

I'm ready for it to be Cyberpunk launch levels of bad and for it to have Cyberpunk levels of astroturfing to repair the game's image as time goes on. Get ready for the edgerunners style anime.

 

[regalterry]

to repair the game's image as time goes on

I doubt Rockstar would even bother with that. CDPR, for as much as I hate them, at least pretend to be consumer-friendly and go to great lengths to keep the illusion going. Rockstar on the other hand, much like Take Two, relishes being nasty, greedy and rapacious.

If CDPR had released the "remastered" GTA Trilogy, they'd have made a very public display of fixing it. Rockstar on the other hand doesn't give a shit, mostly because they rake in so much money from niggercattle that they don't need to play the PR game like CDPR does, so they'll keep releasing buggy games, fucking over modders, coming up with more and more predatory monetization schemes etc.

 

[Problematic User Forever]

You mean to tell me there is a prospect of playing online games without squeakers and fortnite fans?