Grand Theft Auto Grieving Thread - Yep, I've been drinkin' again...

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

I can't see GTA RP being a breakout hit for GTA VI like how GTA Online was for GTA V.

You can live out your fantasy of being a Florida man. But for real, in a city like Vice City with so much to do, I doubt people will decide to stop RP.

 

[The Last Stand]

You can live out your fantasy of being a Florida man. But for real, in a city like Vice City with so much to do, I doubt people will decide to stop RP.

The "RP" in Vice City is being a exiled mobster in 80s Florida building an empire, driving fast cars, listening to 80s music, flying helicopters, drowning in the ocean. What more do people want?

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Why do I have to mop for prep?

Even in the land of make believe, CLEAN IT UP JANNY!

The "RP" in Vice City is being a exiled mobster in 80s Florida building an empire, driving fast cars, listening to 80s music, flying helicopters, drowning in the ocean. What more do people want?

I miss Ray Liotta so fuckin bad bros
Double posting because Tommy Vercetti wouldn't give a fuck ya pricks.

 

[The Last Stand]

It's funny seeing Ned Luke (Michael de Santa) stream GTA Online as Michael does not care for video games in the lore.

 

[Would]

Like most things, they stop being fun when they’re corporatized.
MTA, SAMP, LCRP, FiveM, etc. were all fun because of the community in both playerbase and moderating. If Take-Two is gonna dictate the rules then the game is fucking garbage and I want nothing to do with it.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

I'm attempting to 100% GTA3. The Paramedic side mission is the hardest hurdle so far. I made the mistake of making the Triads hostile before starting it, so between collisions, spread out patients and the Triad's gunfire, it's usually hard to complete in one go. I'm considering using a cheat code or just starting over from another save, but then I have to deal with cumbersome controls and some egregious side missions/rampages again.

Thats easy. The hardest missions will be the jeep ones in Portland and shoreside vale. I never got.100% bc of them.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Funny enough San Andreas was originally planned to be on 2 DVDs, but had content cut out to fit it on just one.

I'm sure GTA SA could be in 2-layer DVD (like God of War) but that's more expensive.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Like most things, they stop being fun when they’re corporatized.
MTA, SAMP, LCRP, FiveM, etc. were all fun because of the community in both playerbase and moderating. If Take-Two is gonna dictate the rules then the game is fucking garbage and I want nothing to do with it.

A friend once revealed his ERP debut was gay thug rp in sa-mp. Lord almighty these people will find their spaces.

 

[The Last Stand]

A friend once revealed his ERP debut was gay thug rp in sa-mp. Lord almighty these people will find their spaces.

I don't get it. Sounds like prison.

Thats easy. The hardest missions will be the jeep ones in Portland and shoreside vale. I never got.100% bc of them.

Oh my God, don't remind me. Now if I make a new save, I'll have to do that again.

 

[Samuel Fuller]

Funny enough San Andreas was originally planned to be on 2 DVDs, but had content cut out to fit it on just one.

And yet they left the Hot Coffee code in the ISO sent to replication!

If they'd actually removed it, they could have kept some of what they cut.

I can't wait for the mods that let you massacre the fags. I don't play on PC I just know I'll get a kick out of the malding homes screeching about it. I don't have any faith in cockstar giving the fans what they want and will placate and cowtow to faggots that are just going to complain anyway/ don't even play it at all

You shouldn't have faith, since the brothers who are the heads of Rockstar North are libtarded faggots.

Also, it's kowtow.

 

[The Last Stand]

And yet they left the Hot Coffee code in the ISO sent to replication!

That code is still used in-game. Notice the mission where Ryder and CJ raid a crack den with bats, in that cutscene, there's a prostitute giving head to a gang member. That's the Hot Coffee code.

 

[Crypt Kicker]

Also, it's kowtow.

In honor of Kiwi Farms it's now lolcowtow

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

I can't wait for the mods that let you massacre the fags. I don't play on PC I just know I'll get a kick out of the malding homes screeching about it. I don't have any faith in cockstar giving the fans what they want and will placate and cowtow to faggots that are just going to complain anyway/ don't even play it at all

Just let me run over everyone at a pride parade like when you find the car in Dead Rising.

 

[Would]

That code is still used in-game. Notice the mission where Ryder and CJ raid a crack den with bats, in that cutscene, there's a prostitute giving head to a gang member. That's the Hot Coffee code.

An animation cycle is not code.

 

[The Last Stand]

An animation cycle is not code.

You NEED code to execute animations. I should've specified "assets" from Hot Coffee are still in use in the game. Example: that mission. Everything regarding the Hot Coffee minigame was hastily removed as a result of the backlash and impending legal trouble.

 

[Would]

You NEED code to execute animations. I should've specified "assets" from Hot Coffee are still in use in the game. Example: that mission. Everything regarding the Hot Coffee minigame was hastily removed as a result of the backlash and impending legal trouble.

You're still wrong.
Those animations are not from HC as nothing in their filenames nor code indicates they had anything to do with it.
In fact, oral sex isn't a component in HC, since every HC minigame involves CJ performing onto a girlfriend, not getting head.
Unless you're implying Denise is a tranny or something.

 

[The Last Stand]

Those animations are not from HC as nothing in their filenames nor code indicates they had anything to do with it.
In fact, oral sex isn't a component in HC, since every HC minigame involves CJ performing onto a girlfriend, not getting head.

From what I found in Wikipedia:

However, the oral sex animations are clearly visible in the background during one scene of the mission "Cleaning the Hood", even in the re-released game. This explains why the minigame was not simply removed when the decision was made to cut it from the game; its assets were already in use elsewhere.

The two sources linked at the end says nothing about that mission. Another source is in Norwegian that I cannot directly translate.

However, I did find this from another Wikipedia entry:

The modified version of San Andreas replaces this censored cutscene with the unused minigame found in the code. After receiving fellatio from his girlfriend, CJ assumes the missionary position. Both characters remain clothed as the player is instructed to "push the left analog stick up and down in rhythm", which increases CJ's progress on a bar graph labelled "Excitement".

That was cited from Jacked: The Outlaw Story of Grand Theft Auto. I don't have the book, so I'm taking their word for it for the time being unless it could be proved wrong.

 

[Staffy]

I sure am hyped for GTA Forever! Since GTA and Borderlands are now being published and associated with Take Two I would love if they have Randy Pitchford over and give it the Borderlands 3 magic. I want my lolcow dream game that everyone will shit on at all times. A man can dream.

I feel so much schadenfreude all over the upcoming sequel that I want it to fail so hard. If it ever comes out, that is.

 

[The Last Stand]

Remember how some people made this take when GTA V's first trailer launched?

 

[Would]

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Remember how some people made this take when GTA V's first trailer launched?

I can't tell who has it worse between "CJ" and "Niko".