Careercow Grant MacDonald - The Creator of Ram Ranch With an Inappropriate Interest in His Nephew

[Seafarer]

PLEASE always archive shit from reddit. Their site works worse than even fucking ours.

Done:

https://archive.ph/KDfEB

 

[Smithfield Ham]

if only you knew

In fairness, that statement is still true. Ram Ranch is still a hilarious song, perhaps even moreso because of the fucked up shit behind the scenes. Adding a layer of surreal morbidity only enhances the absurdist nature.

He's also not a "lolcow" if the allegations are true. He's a Horrorcow.

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

fun fact in Ram Ranch 700 he says the phrase "40 naked niggers". It is generally assumed this was why his songs were taken off of youtube.

https://soundcloud.com/user-543504808/ram-ranch-700-grant-macdonald?ref=clipboard&p=i&c=0&si=95C62F601E624A14A999BEB5DF1719AF&utm_source=clipboard&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=social_sharing

Well, it seems the song might become a reality now.
Canada should forcibly declare him a troon and place him in a women's prison in a cell block full of the roughest men hating bull dykes. Him going to men's prison is just tossing him into the briar patch.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

From Wikipedia:

Fuck this faggot lmao

No thanks, that's what he wants. Luckily he'll get a lot of that in prison.

 

[Seafarer]

The merge.

There is probably something about it in Chris’s long winded ramblings.

Come to think of it Chris is a meme musician too:

 

[KiwiSuperPowerUser]

Speaking of meme music creators getting in trouble or going MIA whatever happened to liquid Richard man? He was one of the best in the game and 3 years later still no uploaded

 

[rez]

Nothing manages to surprise me about Canadians, they are always on some shit.

 

[3D2A]

Fags are gonna fag. No surprise he turned out to be a horrorcow

 

[genericwhitemale]

Lmao

 

[Blasterman]

@Smithfield Ham well that didn't age well, did it?

 

[Smithfield Ham]

Is his nephew underage? Still a fucked up story either way, but whether or not he's a nonce or just a regular perv will change how hilarious this story is.

Lmao

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Of all the rotten fuckin' luck.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

So Grant is currently imprisoned because he did something only someone out of Ram Ranch could do: He leaked his nephew’s nudes.

This is mildly concerning because Canada might subject him to MAID, especially if Shawn gets PoA over him and stands to inherit what he has left. What a way to go.

18 naked cousins getting leaked

 

[PointOfNoReturnPoint]

Damn, talk about a fall from grace.

Meme musicians really are being outed as sex pests left and right rn

They always have been tbh. It's only now that the world is starting to find out publicly given that the world is not as secret as it used to be.

 

[Prester John]

Sorry for reviving a dead thread, but Grant MacDonald has been prolifically making music since 2014. In fact, Grant Macdonald has made at least seven hundred sequels to Ram Ranches, most of which have been deleted off of YouTube and are no longer available. The total runtime of all his music easily total several days.

However, his Discord moderator, Evans, has made a YouTube channel with his first 10 Ram Ranches. I have not been on the Discord in more than 5 years, but they may be on there if anybody dares.

You only need to listen to Ram Ranch 1 and Ram Ranch 7 to get an idea of what his music is like.

A bit of background on Grant. Grant's own account is that he wanted to be a country singer, inspired by Brokeback Mountain. However, after trying to get a career at Nashville, he was not able to get a record deal with his idea of romantic country music (it is extremely sexual, it is not country, barely qualifies as music).

However, from 2016 to today, Grant has amassed a moderate Discord following. Many of his songs post-Ram Ranch 7 (once again, unavailable on YouTube), are references and shoutouts to random orbiters on Discord.

A very unique, interesting lolcow, very likely a performance artist with a streak of crazy.

Is this gay cowboy poetry? It would've been better if he got that "honey badger" guy to recite the poetry.

 

[What the shit]

Looks like prison will be his true Ram Ranch.

 

[Neurotypical Mantis]

Nobody left to pay the bail
18 Naked Cowboys are going to jail
The Ram Ranch cowboys are in police custody, getting arrested.
Hard naked cowboys behind bars, sweating and toiling in the yard. Getting tested!
Steel cages and tight hand cuffs, bondage cowboys in the buff.
Federal prison's really rough.

fixed it so it rhymes

 

[Shidoen]

Man I used to enjoy blaring Ram Ranch from my speakers. It was hilarious because it was 7 minutes long of homoerotic lyrics. I should’ve assumed he’d do something like this.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

it's always the ones you would least suspect, huh?

 

[TheMonkeyMan]

The guy had already admitted that the recurring character of Shawn was based on his nephew:

 

[sanguiduct]

Looks like Grant is in some deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble