Careercow Grant MacDonald - The Creator of Ram Ranch With an Inappropriate Interest in His Nephew

[Osama Bin Laden]

Looks like prison will be his true Ram Ranch.

one can only assume prison would be a perfect place for grant with his haram of 40 naked niggas

 

[rez]

Grant is going to experience some Ram Ranch in jail.

 

[Preacher ✝]

This man is not a lolcow.

Aged like fine milk.

 

[Odd Opossum]

They always have been tbh. It's only now that the world is starting to find out publicly given that the world is not as secret as it used to be.

People like this are pretty open about what they are and do, but as long as they're funny and do it "ironically", people give them passes for it. I remember up until his arrest, people were saying Shadman was just a really extreme troll the modern internet was too pussy to laugh with and not the pedophile junkie he always was.

 

[Caligura]

So Grant is currently imprisoned because he did something only someone out of Ram Ranch could do: He leaked his nephew’s nudes.

This is mildly concerning because Canada might subject him to MAID, especially if Shawn gets PoA over him and stands to inherit what he has left. What a way to go.

See, this is the superior MacDonald (also from Canada). At least he doesn't leak his relatives' nudes!

Casual Tom MacDonald victory.

 

[Abowaffen]

Here is a short Wang video about Ram Ranch. Goes into the history of the meme, etc.

 

[rez]

Feels really weird listening to his songs after the spaghetti spilled ngl.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

I AM GETTING ARRESTED
TORONTO

 

[Gan Ying]

Yeah I dunno, expecting the guy who wrote hundreds of songs with lyrics like "Cowboys even getting FUCKED in their sleep!" to have a squeaky clean personal life seems optimistic to me. I bet this isn't even the worst skeleton in his closet.

 

[gleeknar]

I'll add some brief context for this guy (there's a lot of history to his case).

• Grant's nephew is called Shawn Driscoll. He is a politician in Halifax. (archive)
• Grant was active in the Ram Ranch Discord server until his arrest (his account is now deleted).
• Him and his nephew would sometimes meet and have gay sex.
• Grant recorded these but now we know the videos were recorded without Shawn's permission.
• Many times a day, Grant would post pictures and videos of Shawn.
• He's also known for only typing in all caps.
• Grant is 73 years old and Shawn is 38.
• Grant has also set up a GoFundMe.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

18 NAKED CANADIAN POLICE OFFICERS IN GRANT MACDONALDS HOUSE

 

[rez]

18 NAKED CANADIAN POLICE OFFICERS IN GRANT MACDONALDS HOUSE

One hell of a wide selection.

 

[Billy_Sama!]

So when the poll for the next meme internet musician to get put in prison/ousted off the internet?

 

[What the shit]

Him and his nephew would sometimes meet and have gay sex.

Yeah that's the nail in the coffin for lolcowdom.

 

[TV's Adam West]

Yeah 28 US marines pulling up in black Ford Raptor trucks. Helicopters landing. Ram Ranch is under siege, under lockdown. US marines are gonna fuck Ram Ranch cowboy butts. Looking for Prince Harry, gonna fuck Prince Harry’s butt. Yeah wild buff cool US marines gonna fuck cowboy butts.

 

[spacko]

You'll Cowards Don't Even Ram Ranch

 

[Ser Prize]

I'll add some brief context for this guy (there's a lot of history to his case).

• Grant's nephew is called Shawn Driscoll. He is a politician in Halifax. (archive)
• Grant was active in the Ram Ranch Discord server until his arrest (his account is now deleted).
• Him and his nephew would sometimes meet and have gay sex.
• Grant recorded these but now we know the videos were recorded without Shawn's permission.
• Many times a day, Grant would post pictures and videos of Shawn.
• He's also known for only typing in all caps.
• Grant is 73 years old and Shawn is 38.
• Grant has also set up a GoFundMe.

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Man, fags. Not even once.

 

[SandyCat]

The main question I have is: Why does he even have his nephew‘s nudes in the first place?

I'm more curious about what compels a man to make over 700 songs about fucking cowboy butt

This is a level of homo autism I've never seen before

 

[Hooked on phobics]

This man is not a lolcow. He's a musical genius. A misunderstood visionary. A genius bard informing us of the greatest ranch of all time.

Ram Ranch has to be among the top 5 anime openings of all time AT MINIMUM.

honestly I don't think the song is that good, its just liked because "haha edgy gay shit". I don't think people genuinely think its musically amazing anymore than people think the boykisser theme is amazing, if it wasn't for its homo reference value, it wouldn't be known by anyone, because thats where ALL its value lies, as a meme, or explicit status of gay shit.

The guy had already admitted that the recurring character of Shawn was based on his nephew:

Fucking christ, if I ever thought his edgy gay joke BS was mostly a joke and he wasn't as vile as the song makes him look, the fact hes literally angrily arguing "fuck you purists, I can find porn all over of uncles sodomizing nephews, you are wrong" dispels all that. Thats really disgusting. He gets his morality from porn?

See, this is the superior MacDonald (also from Canada)

I unironically like SOME of his songs, but the song you picked is probably one of the WORST he has.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

I'll add some brief context for this guy (there's a lot of history to his case).

• Grant's nephew is called Shawn Driscoll. He is a politician in Halifax. (archive)
• Grant was active in the Ram Ranch Discord server until his arrest (his account is now deleted).
• Him and his nephew would sometimes meet and have gay sex.
• Grant recorded these but now we know the videos were recorded without Shawn's permission.
• Many times a day, Grant would post pictures and videos of Shawn.
• He's also known for only typing in all caps.
• Grant is 73 years old and Shawn is 38.
• Grant has also set up a GoFundMe.

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Okay, his nephew is an adult. That makes this disgusting story less horrible. Less horrible. Still fucked up, and you have to wonder if there was some grooming there. Still, knowing the man behind "Ram Ranch" was a mentally disturbed sexual degenerate isn't exactly super surprising, and the fact that a child wasn't hurt in this situation let's me laugh at it without feeling like a monster. Looks like Grant is going from RAM RANCH to the SLAM-ER RANCH!

honestly I don't think the song is that good, its just liked because "haha edgy gay shit". I don't think people genuinely think its musically amazing anymore than people think the boykisser theme is amazing, if it wasn't for its homo reference value, it wouldn't be known by anyone, because thats where ALL its value lies, as a meme, or explicit status of gay shit.

It's a funny song. It isn't "actually" good. The instrumental track (which is a public domain song Grant didn't make) is genuinely a banger. The lyrics are fucking ridiculous and Grant can't sing for shit. But the humor value in a crazy old man hollering incoherently about gay cowboy sex is hilarious, and it's even more hilarious to play it for unsuspecting people as they react with confusion and horror. Grant was definitely "in" on the joke, so it wasn't a Sonichu situation. He's genuinely a really funny guy. Which will help him a lot in prison.